Profanity system
The river of time was, well… timeless.
Immediately after he disappeared from the throne room of the Jade Emperor, leaving the strongest cultivators in the world reeling in shock, the Lord of Profanity found himself falling into an endless golden river.
From the height where he initially fell from, he saw the boundless and timeless size of the golden river. There was a calm in some parts, raging whirlpools and storms in other parts, and in other parts, mighty currents raged.
He was not alone though on his fall. Certain unrecognizable materials followed him, including a jade green energy that encompassed him like a shield.
This energy protected him from the ravaging powers of time.
The power of time was one of the strongest laws of the universe, absolute and powerful beyond measure. It took the balls of the strongest cultivator in the world and other preparations for the Profane Lord to ride through it.
He survived the journey till he fell in a part of the river flowing downstream. And immediately after he submerged, Brutus lost consciousness, getting drowned in the flow of time.
…
There was no concept of time in the river of time.
Brutus had no idea how long he spent submerged in the golden river, flowing downstream against the very concept and tide of time but after a timeless period of forever, he woke up.
Blink!
Waking up, Brutus found himself in a farm shed, laying outside in the open and exposed to vices.
It was the early hours of the morning as the sun slowly rose from the east, shining its golden brilliance upon the world.
It was a beautiful morning in the farm.
Standing up, the first thing he thought was. 'I can feel the heat'.
He raised his arm, looking at it, scrutinizing it carefully and feeling the heat still, he grinned. "I'm mortal again".
"I'm mortal again!" He muttered in excitement.
Feeling the heat meant that he was a mortal again, and being mortal again meant that he was no longer a 7th realm cultivator, a Lord who had the power to level mountains. Instead, he was a weak, realm-less mortal.
And being weak meant one thing that was important to him, his gamble to journey through time was a success!
Clenching his fists tightly in excitement, Brutus thought of the endless possibilities suddenly before him and his plans from the future.
The feeling of weakness would take some getting used to, but it didn't matter because it was all worth it.
This time, he won't be starting as that weak, defenseless, and easily exploitable boy again. This time, he was starting with knowledge from the future.
This time, he was starting with all his experience from the future.
He grinned. 'Perfect!'
After getting over his initial excitement, he finally paid more attention to the farm, at the tall pointed grass all around him.
He recognized it. 'It's grandma's farm'.
But then he looked at his shadow, at the size of it, judging that he was 18 or so now. 'By now, grandma should be long dead 2 years ago and the Village Chief already used his tyranny to take over the farm'.
Just at that moment, he heard a familiar feminine voice. "Brutus!"
Hearing the voice call loudly, Brutus turned in that direction and looked only to see a beautiful red-hair with a voluptuous shape and breasts threatening to burst out of the little piece of clothing barely holding them in place.
From this angle, he could see the firm roundness of them, including the nipples poking out through the thin clothing she substituted for a bra.
She wore a pink pant covering her nakedness, covering it casually with a transparent light-yellow gown.
In his previous life, the original Brutus would have shivered in fear at the sight of her and hearing his name called. Afterall, she was the favorite wife of the Village Chief who maltreated him.
But this time, staring at her, Brutus only licked his lips, excitedly.
Noting a weird vibe about him, she frowned a bit but she didn't pay more attention to it, ordering instead. "My clothes are dirty".
"Do the farm work later, come wash them, now!"
Brutus kicked the hoe that was beside him aside and nodded with all seriousness. "Your wish is my command, ma'am".
As she turned to leave, walking away confidently, seductively swaying her huge hips left and right, Brutus smiled coldly. 'You're the first step of my plan'.
He looked at his shadow again. 'Caia really is a mathematical genius, her calculations were perfect,' he smiled. 'I came back in time to my 18-year-old self'.
He looked up at the sky, focusing on the heavens. 'Wait for me pretty, Lord Profane will come for you soon enough'.
And then, he walked, following Casablanca, the favorite wife of the Village Chief to her room where she kept her dirty clothes.
The home of the Village Chief was a large wooden apartment with 12 bedrooms and 3 large sitting rooms.
He was the richest man in Luvre Village.
Following the chief's favorite wife into her room, carefully, Brutus locked the door behind him before turning to look at her.
He could not focus on her though because right at that moment, a blue screen shimmered into existence, blocking his vision.
[Profanity System Initialized!]
[System has integrated with host: Colonel Brutus!]
[Host Status:]
Name: Colonel Brutus
Cultivation Realm: None (Mortal)
[You have inherited 2 unique skills!]
[You have gained profanity skill: Heavenly Touch!]
[You have gained profanity skill: Ultimate Massage!]
[You have unlocked 1st mission: Seduce 10 girls this week!]
[Mission reward: Cultivation XP!]
[NOTE: There are bonuses for completing hidden mission objectives!]
Staring at these messages in front of him, Brutus grinned. 'It worked!'
'Right on time'.
'Now, the next step…'
At this moment, Casablanca kicked another of her pant into the huge pile of clothes, throwing one last disdainful look at the timid boy slave before walking over to the tall mirror, looking at and admiring her beautiful body shape.
From behind, Brutus stared at her, then he moved.