Becoming Followed

Old Logan delivered people to a funeral, he stood under a tree to drink alcohol. "Wolverine?" A Mexican lady said." I knew it was you."

"Oh, fu*k!" Logan replied.

-Please! I'm in trouble, you are the only one that could help.

-Get the fu*k away from me!

Logan walked toward the limousine and brought an umbrella for the people at the funeral. One of the ladies asked him:" Who was that?"

" I don't know, some crazy lady. Don't worry." Logan said.

As Wolverine opened the door to get in, the Mexican lady drove a green car that almost hit him.

Then Logan went to a hospital. One of the workers gave him a white sack after Logan gave him some money.

He went back to the car. A man with a metal arm entered the car at the same time Logan did.

" As I live and breathe, The Wolverine. But he's a junkie now." The man said.

" Who the fu*k are you?" Logan said.

-You can call me Donald Pierce. You know you got some buckshot in your door. I heard you were in Phoenix. But then, last night, some friends of mine in Texas HP called and they told me they found three dead men in a pullout on 54. Not unusual, I know. Except one was missing a hand, another one a leg. So they were thinking it was an escaped tiger or Freddy Kruger. But neither one of them can drive, one being fictional, the other one extinct. And since the wheel lugs the found belongs to a '24 Chrysler. And well, this car is a '24 Chrysler. Did she find you yet? Gabriela? See, I'm not looking for you Wolvie. Well, I'm looking for someone who's looking for you. She took something of mine when I wasn't looking, something which I'm responsible. Mexican lady, has her sights on you now. Doesn't ring any bells?

- I don't know any Gabriela, so get the fu*k out of my car!.

- Oh, relax. You know, I know what you are hiding, amigo. The old cue ball south of the border.

- What do you want?

- A little cooperation.

Pierce gave Logan a card, and said:" I'm a big fan by the way." Then he left the car.

Logan looked at the card. "Alkali Transigen" was written.

Logan felt angry and said:" Fu*k, fu*k!"

He headed toward the border to his home while he was arguing with a woman on the phone about buying a yacht to keep Charles Xavier and Caliban safe.

He crossed the border and opened the gate, and went home.