My phone was ringing in my lap.
I wiped the tears from under my eyes and removed my jacket, placing it in the passenger seat of my car. I picked up, "Hi mom."
"TELL ME WHY THERE IS A PADLOCK ON OUR FRONT DOOR?!"
I forgot about that.
"Because someone broke into our house and we have no lock on our-"
"WHERE'S THE KEY?!"
I extended my arm so my phone was at a further distance to my ear, "I have it-"
"SO HOW ARE WE GOING TO ENTER OUR OWN HOME?! DOZ AND I ARE STANDING OUT HERE LIKE IDI*TS!"
"I'm coming back now. I'll be there in twenty min-"
"TWENTY MINUTES?! WE'RE NOT GOING TO WAIT FOR YOU! YOU BETTER BE HOME BY THE TIME WE COME BACK FROM DINNER!" she yelled, until her voice changed tone and I guessed she was talking to Doz, "She said she'll be here in twenty minutes."