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Life Simulation: I Must Be Lowkey

Fang Zhaoge was transmigrated. Plain and simple. And the system was ridiculously overpowered. Basically, he became invincible! Quadrillions tonnes of strength, who the hell could take that?! But it seems like he actually still underestimated the ridiculousness of a cultivation world. A gentle tap of a sword... Could cut through a world? Just a touch of an Immortal could freeze a world to death? Fang Zhaoge gradually came to a realization. Despite with such an overpowered system, could he really guarantee invincibility? No! Of course not! What could he do in the face of those Immortals who could destroy worlds as if they were ants!? There's only one way to survive in this chaotic world with an overpowered system... He must be lowkey! With lowkeyness, how could those immortals pay attention to a weakling like him? By the time they did... Well, he'd probably be invincible already. There are occasional showing off here and there, but it wasn't that bad– Once, an ancestor of an Immortal Clan became his target, "Come and be prepared to get beat by this Daddy!" There's also a peerless genius from the exalted family... "What the f*ck you're attacking for? Isn't it clear as the f*cking sun that you're weaker than me?!" Finally, a mysterious expert stumbled when Fang Zhaoge became tired of his nonsense, "I have enough of you. Now call your mother out! I have some business with your mother regarding your conducts!" ...They, are indeed necessary– "I'll force you to watch a yang-based woman and an Emperor doing it in bed! And I'll make sure you witness every second of it!" ... Well, he'd get 'beaten up' every time. So that appeased his sins? For a pursuit of invincibility requires an equally invincible obstacle. One that perhaps even invincibility itself couldn't solve... PS: The cover was generated by AI. Someone made it with AI and I borrowed it *cough*. PSv2: • No Yuri, • No Yaoi (Although there are jokes... Just jokes), • Harem (Not the main focused though), • OP (Hell yes. Actually you judged it yourself), For the time being, that's it.

I_am_A_Bystander · Eastern
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34 Chs

Volume 1 Chapter 30: A Familiar Face...

Not only did he not get an answer, he also got even more questions. Fang Zhaoge marveled while despairing at the same time as he looked around frantically. Discovering new places like these are very exciting.

However, when he keeps getting introduced to new things without finishing the previous discovery, it feels like everything was thrown at him at a very rapid pace, leaving him speechless and confused.

He didn't know sh*t about this whole inheritance and test, yet he had already been thrown again into a completely different place.

Fang Zhaoge was concerned about something lately. It was his cultivation. It was fine if he was just being casual, it's a public secret for cultivators to hide their cultivation before they burst out in a fight.

But it's different if he fights! His cultivation will be exposed, leaving him in a very conspicuous spotlight. Just where can you find a Qi Refinement junior in a major event like this?

Fang Zhaoge truly wanted an item that could overflow his cultivation. He felt even more pitiful. Most people wanted to suppress their cultivation to hide their true abilities, but him? He needs to do the otherwise…

Just where the f*ck can he find an item that could satisfy his ridiculous need?

"I wonder if that amethyst necklace is of any use?"

Fang Zhaoge suddenly remembered an item the white-haired man had thrown over, and he quickly took it out. At first glance, it looked like casual jewelry for mortals, which drew disdain from nearby foreign cultivators.

"Where did this kid come from? Why did he bring out mortal jewelry?"

"I know right? It doesn't even emit any divine circulation! And it doesn't have that mysterious, authentic ambiance an ancient weapon would have either. Tsk tsk, just how did he pass the first two tests?"

Random sneers and disdainful remarks came about. Fang Zhaoge ignored them while being vexed secretly. You're so bored you commented on a random item I took out?

Especially that one slippery foreign creature with an extremely long pair of lips. If he could, he truly wanted to pull them and shove them far above up its–

"Woah!"

As the cultivators nearby drew their attention from him, the amethyst necklace suddenly merged into his chest, and an extremely thin veil covered up his body. It was so thin it was thinner than even an atom!

Fang Zhaoge could make such a claim merely because he was inside of it, and he could do so barely. But that's not the most shocking part.

It's his aura!

"That Senior is truly thoughtful. He may know something."

He clenched his fist, and a wave of divinity waved out. It was so potent just a little bit of it could destroy a normal Sky Immortal expert if he did not control it.

Yes! Divinity! His strength could be converted into divinity! However, the conversion rate is indeed a little bit daunting…

In an analogy, before the insane thousand-year test, he's already comparable to a Peak God Immortal Expert. And after the test, he could be considered unmatched in the Immortal realms.

However, now, his aura could only threaten those at Sky Immortal Expert. He could fight relatively at ease with Heaven Immortal expert. As for the God Immortal expert, he may have to take a beating…

But he can't be defeated either. His physique is too inhumane. It's indestructible below the Transformation realm!

To be frank, Fang Zhaoge would rather have it this way. Just an acceptable genius in the Pseudo Immortal realm who could fight with Heaven Immortal experts from the major sects. In fact, it was already exaggerated enough.

He feared that if he exposed his true strength and cultivation, those old perverts would want to dissect him. With his handsome looks, who knows what will happen?

Fang Zhaoge shivered. Even his composure crumbled.

"I knew it. This amethyst necklace is indeed extraordinary. That white-haired Senior is truly sincere with his words!"

Soon, after he got comfortable with his new 'realm', he began to look around the enormous hall. It was so enormous that if not for the eerie yet mystical gate he came out of and the towering pillars in every distance, he would have considered it as a world.

Even with his eyesight!

Fang Zhaoge also noticed a sudden surge of people who seemed to walk towards something, and not knowing anything, he simply integrated with them.

Because there are 'only' hundreds of people in the enormous hall, the movement of a particular group is very eye-catching. Soon, a massive gate gradually appeared from the distance.

Coincidentally, in front of him stood a couple of foreign creatures that kept chattering along the way. One of them looked like a hybrid of man and pig, while the other one looked like a goat-headed human.

This… is such an interesting combination…

"So how long did you take to comprehend the Assimilation of the Stars, First Palace?"

"Heh, you may find it unbelievable, but I only spent a hundred thousand years. How about that?"

"Not bad. But you still lose out. I'm a hundred and twenty-one years earlier than you!"

"Tsk! Just a few years! It took me longer because I happen to have insights into other of my techniques!"

One of them began to whisper, "But do you know that son of the Duanfeng Emperor, Wu Yuji, who passed the test in just 50 years? It was way too fast!"

The pig-man hybrid cursed, "F*cking hell! Just how could I, the most prodigious pigman of my world, possibly be mediocre compared to that blue-skinned Demon!"

He was also helpless. 50 years and a hundred thousand years… Is there even a need to compare? If it was real time, while he finished his comprehension, Wu Yuji would probably already become a Celestial Emperor…

As for Fang Zhaoge, he looked at the depressed pig and goat and was puzzled. 50 years? It's indeed very short. But to comprehend the First Part of the scripture?

He strangely looked at the newly appeared ability.

[The Assimilation of the Stars, Ninety-ninth Palace (Level 20, Pinnacle)]

It only took around a month in the old man's place to comprehend it. As for the rest of the time, which he already forgot how long, he used it all on comprehending the way of the sword. And now, the Fury of the Demon God and the Eight Slashes Severing a Thousand Seas…

They've become what they are meant to be. Fang Zhaoge was quite proud of his creation.

[Apocalyptic Rage of the Deities' Demon God (Level ??, Pinnacle)]

[Seventy-seven Slashes Severing a Million Worlds (Level ??, Pinnacle)]

According to the old man, they 'merely' reached the realm above the Transformation realm, just touching the threshold of the Nurturing realm. Not only did he make Fang Zhaoge confused, he also made him even more depressed. Nurturing realm? The hell is that?

But they're good enough! Fang Zhaoge pumped his fist to encourage himself. The most important benefits that be received, however, are not these.

Is his insanely heightened battle sense and his increased willpower!

[Current Willpower Amplification: 161%]

[Notice: From now, the quality required a minimum of ten years of seclusion. Using time dilation won't be considered as a seclusion! Unless the host truly went into seclusion for ten years in real time while being in the time dilation zone!]

"So unless my seclusion did not pass the ten years mark in real time, it won't be increased. Tsk, I already expected it. It'll definitely make things difficult."

It still irritates him though. He's already so overpowered, would a little bit of overpowered-ness change the whole thing?

There's also a certain matter… Fang Zhaoge's eyes darted around the quality panel before they stopped on a certain cheat.

Obviously, it's the I Also Want! quality. Now that there's a lot of test subjects around here…

"The cooldown is pretty long though."

Furthermore, he has to understand how it works. He made the same mistake with Attribute Points. It's not good to be too presumptuous.

Thus, he tried to click the interface.

[I Also Want! (Orange): What you have, I also want it! Treasures, talent, comprehension, enlightenment… every week, you have a chance to select a target of your choice and receive 100x of what they received within a day. Quality limit: Golden.]

[Notice: Do you want to use the quality?]

"Yes!"

[Notice: Select the target you wish to target!]

[Warning: You could only target a being 3 levels above you.]

[Limit: Nascent Sou– Error! Host is too powerful!]

[Notice: Calculating...]

[Succeed!]

[Limit: Heaven Immortal realm.]

"Damn! These sudden restrictions truly make you feel cheated!"

He thought he could directly take off by taking advantage of those old fossils. Turns out, he was restrained once again.

"Good! Very good! See if it actually matters you damn thing!"

A few cultivators around jumped when Fang Zhaoge screamed furiously. They originally wanted to reprimand him, but feeling his fearsome aura, they quivered before backing down to make themselves look inconspicuous.

Let's hope that genius did not see our pretentious glances!

As for Fang Zhaoge, he looked around and recognized a familiar '[+]' above the heads of the surrounding cultivators. However, there's a bit of a problem as he saw those marks.

"They're all the same color? Then how the f*ck can I recognize which one of them would have a huge gain today?"

This… isn't this a perfect quality for some Secret Realms? There, even if he chooses a random guy, he will definitely get something. However, there's an obvious issue here.

He doesn't even know the connotation of being transported here. He doesn't even know what the test would be! Fang Zhaoge began to feel conflicted, and in the end, he decided to save it for later.

A week cooldown… it's very short. On the outside, that's it. Who knows how long that would be here? Seventy thousand years? A hundred thousand years?

The system really likes to play around with this 'real time' bullsh*t.

With that in mind, Fang Zhaoge decides to scour around for information. His initial target was a human, just like him, but amongst the hundreds of these cultivators, none of them were humans.

Of course it has to be like this! He cursed for a gazillion times.

The closest being to a human is a skinless, short monkey with a human face. However, it kept glancing and waving at the robes of some, er, special-figured women and grinned perserverely at them.

Many of them screeched. Well, not quite. One of them bellowed while others roared. A very typical reaction of an embarrassed female…

"My a*s!"

He sighed dejectedly. He just wanted to know the meaning of these tests that gathered countless creatures from all over the universe…

"Hello friend. You looked very confused, do you need any help?"

All of a sudden, a donkey-faced youth greeted him with a friendly gesture.

Fang Zhaoge blinked and rubbed his eyes for a moment. Shockingly, the gray-furred donkey-faced youth did not disperse!

He was so shocked that he stumbled like an old man slipping in the stairs. The donkey-faced youth quickly kneeled down and helped him get up with a worried look.

"Are you okay?"

Damn! It's truly a donkey-faced youth! Lu Shi, you piece of sh*t! You didn't tell me sh*t about you being from a completely different race! Inwardly, Fang Zhaoge was so furious he wanted to sculpt that donkey into a d*mn horse.

Not realizing that he was actually not that close to Lu Shi, Fang Zhaoge soon calmed down. This youth clearly wanted to help. And this is what he needs desperately. This donkey is indeed a kind man…

F*ck, I'm so r*cist!

The donkey-faced youth was confused about the human in front of him. This person keeps muttering things to himself like a man possessed. Maybe he should reconsider his decision…