62 Chapter 62: House Inspection

After Soren's in depth and nonsensical teachings that only an ancient master could pull off, Kenichi began second guessing everything he was ever taught about life in itself, before looking towards Soren, as he watched Soren's every move, hoping for insight on how to "Breathe" while all the spectators were also in the same boat as Kenichi. Soon, an entire hour passed, and then Soren opened his eyes, before getting up and seeing Kenichi sitting before him with his eyes closed, as he seemed to be meditating, while unconsciously starting to practice the breathing technique, albeit slowly.

[Alright… That's enough for today… Tomorrow we will continue breathing, and this training will continue as such until you can utilize the air in your body as something more than just a source of oxygen to keep you alive]: soren

Kenichi quickly got snapped out of his meditating position, and quickly bowed while answering his new master with a shout.

[Yes, Master!!]: kenichi

Soren then watched as Kenichi began sprinting off to start his training with Apachai, who would now be his second teacher, while Soren called out everyone hiding in the corner.

[Alright… You can come out now, or do I need to force you to come out?]: soren

When Soren said the second part of his sentence, immediately after, everyone who was spying on his training session had come out of hiding and made themselves present.

[Hmm… Shigure, Shio, Akisame, Hayato, and even Nikita… My dear wife is one thing, but do the rest of you have no shame!?... Also, where's Kensei and Apachai?]: soren

[Kensei is probably more interested in taking pictures of Miu, while Apachai left earlier when he didn't understand what you meant by "breathing"]: shigure

[I see… Anyway… Why were you spying on my session with Kenichi?]: soren

Soren felt like he knew the answer, but he wanted to hear it from them, themselves, and just as he thought, they all spoke at the same time.

[We wanted to know how you train, and see if it would better us as well]: everyone present

[I see… Then I will make a simple manual for what I plan on teaching the kid… I would like it if there are no future distractions when I train someone]: soren

Everyone nodded with a happy expression on their face, except for Shigure, who nodded, but her facial expression stayed the same. And with these rule set in place, a weeks passed, and soon, a problem arose in school with word getting out that two students who aren't blood related were cohabitating, so Miu came home filled with frustration and anxiety, as she was trying to come up with a solution on how to fix her current situation.

[Why do you even care?]: shigure

[Because!... I just want to live a normal school girls life!... That's why I need you, Akisame, to act as my father while Grandpa is out of town]: miu

[I'll pass… I got work outside of town, so I can't]: akisame

When Miu heard this, she felt like all hope was lost, and upon seeing this mood, Apachai offered to be her father, but was quickly shot down due to race differences, and so was Kensei, leaving just a select few people.

[Shigure?... Will you be my mother for this?]: miu

[Do I have to?... I don't think it would work]: shigure

Miu's hopes were once again dismantled as she began resigning herself to have to leave the school, until Soren spoke up.

[How about me?... I could act as your father, and Nikita here, she could be your mother]: soren

Soren gave his offer, but Miu began explaining the reasons as to why it wouldn't work, as it would be hard to pull it off with Shigure.

[You can't, Soren… You look too young… Even if you are older than most of us, you appear to be not much older than me]: miu

[Oh?... If appearance is the issue, I could just do this…]: soren

Soren's appearance then began to change right before everyone's eyes, as all of them were left slack jawed, even Shigure was unable to keep an emotionless face, as Soren's figure took on a similar appearance to the passed Saiga, while his hair became a golden blonde, and his eyes, a light blue color. Soren may look different, but in fact he just used the transformation technique using his profound energy over himself, transforming him into anyone he wants, or even anything he wants.

[B-But how!?... Y-You look just like Saiga]: akisame

[It's a special technique that makes by body appear to be something it's not… Kind of like brainwashing for those looking at me]: soren

When Kenichi heard the term brainwashing, he felt a shiver down his spine, as he hoped Soren would never brainwash him, while everyone else were surprised, as even though they know that this figure is Soren, they still can't see anyone but the figure known as Saiga, by Akisame.

[Akisame… Who is Saiga, and why does he look a lot like grandpa?]: miu

Akisame then realized that he messed up, as it was still supposed to be a secret that Saiga was a member of the dojo, as Miu never knew who her parents were.

[Miu… Saiga is your father… He was a close friend of mine, as well as one of the founders of this dojo]: akisame

When Miu heard this, a whole bunch of emotions began welling up inside her, while she just stared at Soren's figure, as Soren just smiled back at her wearing her fathers face, while deep inside, he was hurting a bit, due to the fact that he used something he had no right to use for a simple fooling, as he could have just made his hair blonde and game himself some age, but he wanted to go the full 100 yards by transforming himself into her father's image. When Soren noticed Miu's emotions begin to surface, she had run away, and after a while, she returned before apologizing, and wiping the leftover tear residue from her eyes, before speaking.

[I'm sorry *sniff*... Soren… It would be helpful if you could act as my father for the upcoming house inspection, tomorrow]: miu

Soren smiled at her, and placed his hand over her shoulder, before he went to the kitchen to make some dinner, before everyone sat down to eat, and then went to bed. The next day was the day for the inspection, as Soren was waiting by the gate with Nikita along with Miu, while everyone else was kept in the disciples house, along with Kenichi. Once Soren heard a knock on the gate along with a shout from the other side, Soren opened the door with ease, as he invited the principal along with his teachers assistant into the grounds, before closing the gate behind them.

[Welcome to my home… Miu has told us so much about how great your school is, and as a parent, it is my pleasure to welcome the man who runs such an amazing place to help young minds grow]: soren

When Soren's introduction was done, the principal didn't put much care into his words, as he had heard them many times before, as they were just courteous words used to sugar coat them into overlooking anything they might see here.

[Mhmm… If you would please lead us inside, that would be great, then we can have our conversation]: principal

Soren began to grow a distaste for this principal with how haughty he acted, as Soren got used to power, so power was his go to, and if you didn't have power, then you were lower than the paper used to wipe one's ass, but Soren prevailed and dealt with the ignorant human's request as well as his arrogant attitude. Soon, Soren had brought everyone inside, as they all sat around the coffee table, while Miu ran to the kitchen to go get some tea for them, leaving Soren and Nikita to answer the questions being asked by the principal.

[Umm.. Excuse me, but could I use your bathroom?]: assistant

Soren gave a nod before directing her to the bathroom, before focusing on the principal who seemed to be glaring at him.

[So… Mr. Furinji… What do you work as?]: principal

[I deal with airport transportation… I fly plans to their destinations]: soren

[Hmm… And how old are you?]: principal

[I'm 40 years of age… And why is this question of relevance?]: soren

[Just curious… You say you're 40, but you appear to be in your late 20's to early 30's… Tell me, who do you look so young]: principal

[Well since you're curious… I train in martial arts, my training keeps me fit, so my age seems to appear younger than I am]: soren

[I see… So where do you train?]: principal

[Out back, where else would I train… In the cockpit of the plane?]: soren

[I guess so… Anyway, now let's focus on you, Mrs. Furinji… What do you work as, and how old are you?]: principal

[I work as a freelance designer, meaning I'm my own boss, and I take up work from all over Japan… As for my age, I'm 36 year old]: nikita

[Hmm… Alright, I guess we can move onto-]: principal

[AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!]: assistant

Soren, Nikita, and the principal, all looked over to see the assistant that arrived with the principal, shouting as she was chasing an old man with a camera in hand, as she was trying to beat him over the head.

[What the hell happened!?]: principal

[Well… I was looking at the bathroom like you said, and I felt the need to use the bathroom, so as I sat down, I saw a bright flash, and upon looking up, I saw this old man, and quickly arranged myself before attacking him!!... Stop right there, you dirty old pervert!!]: assistant

Just with those words, everything turned to shit, as Apachai came out of nowhere, before Kensei began taking some sly pictures of Nikita, causing Soren to act, as the principal was then chased down by Kenichi who tried leading him to a safe place, only to be led to the statue room, where the principal began admiring the beauty of the statues carved and sculpted bt Akisame, as well as his poetry, and drawings.

[T-This is beautiful!!... A-are these stolen!?]: principal

[Uhh… No, Master Akisame created these]: kenichi

[Akisame!?... You mean the legendary-]: principal

[Get back here, you pervert!!!]: assistant

[Apachai!... Help!!!... Soren's gonna kill me!]: kensei

[Don't worry, Kensei!... It's will only hurt a lot!]: soren

[AHHHHH!!!!]: kensei

Just as all this commotion was going down, the room hiding Kenichi and the principal had been burst open, as Kensei was thrown into a statue, causing all the statues in the room to begin tipping over, before the biggest one began falling over top the principal and Kenichi, only to be caught by Hayato, who had just arrived back in town with Akisame.

[Nice catch, old man!]: soren

When Soren spoke, Hayato took notice of Soren's appearance, and quickly lost the strength to hold up the statue, as it began falling on top of him, but Soren quickly lifted the statue, as he threw it off to the side, and realized that he was still transformed, and quickly undid the transformation, shocking Hayato.

[W-What the hell is this place!?!?!?!]: principal

Soon, Akisame came in as he saved the day, and explained that this was a dojo, and Kenichi was just a student training under him, making the teacher get all flustered due to Akisame's presence, and how he was talking to him.

[I-I understand!... Kenichi!... If you were studying to become a great scholar under Akisame, why didn't you come out right away with it… I see a bright future ahead of you… Keep up the good work!]: principal

The principal then left, as Miu was allowed to continue going to school, and Kenichi was still allowed to live and train at the dojo, brining a happy ending to this part of the story, as soon, Kenichi would be wishing the principal had removed him from the dojo and placed him back with his parents. Soon, a few more weeks passed, as Kenichi was begging Akisame for a break from training, and surprisingly, he got one, as everyone began preparing swimsuits for the beach, as Soren made sure Kensei would keep away from the women during this trip.

[Oh, Kensei… I'll tell you now, if I see you near the women of this dojo even once, or feel the presence of a camera, I swear to all that is me, I'll cut your little brother off, and find a bunch of gay boys to rummage through your ass hole]: soren

When Kensei heard this threat, he clenched his butthole while grabbing his little brother as if he would lose it, before he scurried off to unpack all the cameras he had hidden in his bags, before they all took off to the docks, and docked the ship that Soren helped build quite a few years back.

[Off to Furinji Island!!]: Hayato

The sail there was quite pleasant, as Soren, Shio, and Kensei were encouraging Kenichi with the thoughts of Miu wearing a swimsuit, as he struggled to continue peddling the boat, only for Shio and Akisame to take over, as they made the boat speed it's way to the island, before docking and letting everyone off, as they made their way up to the mountain to unpack their bags in the house made by all of them.