truk-san WHY

(this lil story starts in lil ol japan) as nathan was hanging out with his girlfriend nechelle the came across a storm drain. once they walked up to the storm drain nathan said man this is like your hole stinky and poopy but nice. Nechelle imideatly pushed nathan on the road out of embarrassment and putting her face down while blushing like nathans poop after tacco lell red. ahe didn't notice a truck coming rhere way as nathan was pushed he noticed the truck and yelled out "WHY TRUCK-SAN"? before being run over.