Become My Maid and I Will Grant You Dragon Blood!

"My goodness, I didn't think I would see such a queer creature in my whole life!" cried the dragon Oddus as it eyed me with its large, triangular face. Its large, reptilian eye was so close to me that if I just let my bloodline lose for a second, I'm afraid I would poke my daggers into its goddamn eyes!

"Hmmm… this aura… this scent…I don't think I've ever seen your kind in my life but then… why does it seem so familiar?" the dragon said as it went into its contemplating pose, making the human 'Thinker' pose. I turn to mama Ilfur but she just shrugged her shoulders and replied, "He's a little old and weird but mostly harmless."

Harmless… dragons! Hah! If a dragon can be harmless then Remus is a fuckin' angel!

"Hmm… wait, wait! I think I've got it!" It cried with exclamation as it turns towards me and says with excitement, "Are you from the Hellish Crocs race?"

Hellish…. Hellish Crocs? Wtf! I thought but still, I checked my status page but my race was still 'Trickster'!

"…No…I'm—"

"Then you must be from the Hellish Alligators?!"

"No—wait! They are the same!"

"Then its Demonic Basilisks!"

"What! No, I'm—"

"Void Lizards!"

"N-no! Your Aunt's a lizard!!!!" I shout angrily at the dumb dragon, shocking pretty much everyone in the room. In fact, mama Ilfur looked like she just saw the ghost but it wasn't me! It was the goddamn dragon and this fuckin' bloodline talking!

The old dragon makes a saddened face and replies, "My aunt's no lizard…she was a proud basilisk… fine! Then tell me what race you really are?!"

"As if I would!" I exclaimed with a defiant face to which the dragon rolled his face and replies, "Fine, then I will just guess what you are! Hell Lizard, Demonic Lizard, Abysmal Lizard—"

"I'm not a fuckin' lizard! Don't clump me together with your pitiful gene! I'm a proud Trickster!!!" I shout in indignation but no sooner did I say it, I regretted it.

The old dragon smirks in a childish fashion before bringing his head down to my level and saying in a gloating tone, "I knew, idiot."

"You mom's a—" I nearly lost myself again but this time, I controlled my bloodline rage. Mama Ilfur, obviously seeing my strange behavior, asks in a worried tone, "Senior Oddus, is there something between you and little Rubik?"

To which the dragon waves his hand in denial and replies, "Of course not! He's clearly a newbie, there's no way I would have a history with a newbie."

"Then why—"

"Its his bloodline." Interjects the dragon as it said in a wise tone, "He is from the race of Tricksters and since ancient times, nearly all races of Tricksters were blood enemies with the draconic races. In fact, the blood enmity was so powerful that some of the Trickster races evolved to be dragon-slayers and some went as far as exterminating half of the draconic species in the whole world. They are dangerous, isn't it, little Trickster?"

"Hmph! The world would be a better place without dumb creatures such as yours." I swear it wasn't me but my bloodline talking.

The old dragon nods and replies, "Mhmm-hmm! I think the same too, the world would be a far better place without swindling, thieving and lying races such as yours!"

"Who're you calling thieves, you fucking hoarders!"

"What's wrong with hoarding goodies! It's not like those gold coins and statues or golden and Mithril swords and armors are doing those damned dwarves any good in their hidey-holes in the mountains! Might as well sit down on a mountain of it and relax on their soft, goldeny touch." Argued the old dragon.

"Hmph! Hypocrite!" I said to which the old dragon replies, "Hmph! says the human-loving swindlers!"

"Who said we like them? We obviously don't like humans! We only stay among them because they are dumb, just like a certain lizard race who all act high and mighty but are goddamn babies!" I said. Goddammit bloodline, keep your voice down!

"Alright! Alright! No need to make a scene over here!" said the huge bear in his manly and thick tone. It placed the human-sized teacup down and said with a smiling face, "Let's not fight, alright. You are a demi-human and this is a place exclusive for people like you. We don't discriminate against any races, not even yours even if you have a bloodline enmity with this old coot here. Since, you're a newbie here, you're welcome to stay here as long as you want. All we want is that you don't forget us and most important of all, don't expose us to the humans. Can we all agree to that?" he said in a wise tone and I couldn't help but nod affirmatively.

"Yes, yes, why not! I don't have a particular liking to humans as well except for a few friends who also came here with me. But I don't plan on telling them about this place or else they might just destroy my sweet, sweet home when I build one." I reply, not wanting at all to make my future home a disaster of uncleanliness and sloth by the walking-bag-of-sloth known as Eric.

"Eh! But we would really like some traffic here, wouldn't we? The town is nearly deserted." Said the old dragon.

"Nope! Traffic is as good as poison for us until we have someone really powerful guarding us. I'm too old to do guard duty and you horny dragon is nowhere suited to be one!" said the bear with a tone of finality.

"Oh! By the way, I'm Quinn, the Mayor of this small town and this old log here is Oddus, the founder of this town. We jointly maintain this town with the Town Council. Since you're new here, why don't you stay in Oddus' place for a while and get used to here. After that, let me see which house is free and I can transfer it to your name. Is that alright with you, little Rubik?" he said.

I frowned and replied a little shy, "B-but, I don't think I will have the money to buy one."

"Bah!" he waves his hand in denial, "Consider it a gift from the old me. There aren't many settlers anyway, so it won't matter if one of those empty houses become yours." He said in cool tone.

"Thank you!" I said, my eyes glittering but the old dragon was quick to pour water over my excitement.

"Woah! Woah! Hold your horses, Quinn! Who said I have space in my home to accommodate a filthy creature like 'im?" he said like an unscrupulous neighbor to which Quinn simply rolls his eyes.

"C'mon, you old buffoon! You have the biggest house in the whole town! Stop being so stingy and I bet those two girls of yours would be happy to have a good chat with someone of their age than serving you all night long!"

Serve him… all night long!

My eyes bulge at this announcement and I inadvertently look at Valentia who was standing at the corner, "You… and him… fifty meters tall…"

She looked confused at first but when she realized what I said, her face flushed red and she immediately denied the claim, " NO!!! Not at all! We don't do things like that at all!! That's clearly domestic abuse! And for your information, he can transform into a human too." She denied but the old dragon didn't miss the chance to tease her.

"Hehe! I can transform into a human but I still got the stamina of a dragon. And the size too!"

His words flushed Valentia's face so much that it seemed like she would drip blood anytime. "Stop teasing her already, Oddus!" says mama Ilfur as she takes Valentia and escorts her out of the room.

"As for you, little trickster, I've to say you've got quite a body for a guy. I might even like it, you know. Oh! Come to think of it, I've never 'tasted' a trickster! It would be a great experience, I bet! Hey, little trickster, let's make a deal. I will let you stay here for as long as you want if you agree to be my maid for as long as I want!" said the old dragon as if he was giving me a Royal title.

I blinked my eyes a few times and even dug my ears to see if some kind of evil creature residing in it.

"You say wut?..." I mumbled confused.

"Simple, be my maid—"

"Mama Ilfur, can you let me stay in your cave for a few days!" I immediately turn towards mama Ilfur. She sighs and nods her head, "Well, if you can take the cold, you are welcome!"

"Wait! Wait! You don't have to go so quickly! Let's negotiate! Um… umm… 10 years, service me for 10 years and that would be—"

"Mama Ilfur, let's go. It's of no use staying here."

"Fine, 5 years."

"Can you please shut up?"

"Alright, final bid. 3 years."

"Why don't you understand, you old coot! Nobody with free will is going to serve you." Quinn chips in as he too stands up to leave.

"Hey, you are supposed to help me, not poke me in the butt! That's not what friends do." The old dragon shouted at Quinn but he was unfazed.

"Fine, if you want that, I will give you that. You can stay here as long as you want and while you stay here, you only need to serve me for a fixed three hours every day. We can set a contract for 1 year and even if you don't come here for the whole year, even then I would pay you with a drop of actual Dragon Blood. How does that sound?" he said, seeming very honest and for a moment even I was surprised and stopped to think about his offer. Right then a message popped out from the system.

<True Dragon Blood is a supreme-grade item and is a primary ingredient in making any dragon-aura infused weapon. Weapons made from True Dragon Blood has a minimum rank of Supreme but most of them enter the Legendary or even the Mythical grade.>

Juicy! But then something piqued my interest.

"Is this old dragon a true dragon?" I would be fucked in the butt if he isn't but the system's answer was spot on.

<Oddus, the Dragon of Wisdom is a True Dragon with the Sky Dragon Bloodline.>

Phew… so he really is one… but now, it comes to this final question. Would I sell my body for a drop of True Dragon Blood which I might be able to use to get a Supreme or even a Legendary Weapon? My answer is—HELL NO!

Are you mad?! Am I mad!? What was I thinking?! Selling my body for small materialistic gain! Why? Why would such blasphemous thoughts cross my mind, oh lord! Smite me, oh lord, smite me here and now!! Ahh!! I can't un-think all of my thoughts! Arghhhhhh!

"So, are you ready to serve me, dear maiiiiddd?!" said the dragon with an ero-face and it popped several of my neuron cells in my brain. I glared at the old dragon and unsheathed my dagger, "Serve you as and when you like, why don't I end your fucking life right here and now—"

"Okay, that's enough for today," said Mayor Quinn as he picked me up by biting onto the back collar of my shirt and walked away with mama Ilfur.

"Wait, don't take me away! I've to end that disgrace from the face of this world or else the name of my race would be tarnished forever!" but it was all in vain. Even the old dragon looked a little sad and in order to rub salt in wound, it said in a loud voice, "Don't forget to visit your old master, my deaaarr maaaiiid!!"

"Fuck your momma!!!"

…

Only after leaving the big house did Mayor Quinn release me, afraid that I might sprung back into the living room and start a legendary duel between a dumb dragon and a similarly dumb teenager. Come to think of it, bloodline fury is really something.

I stand where I am and contemplate for a few moments, "Bloodline is really something…"

"It sure is." Replied Mayor Quinn in a relaxed tone, "Don't worry, old age got to Oddus really quickly after setting up this town. Before, he was a majestic dragon of the Brimlow Woods but now all he thinks about are ladies and fetishes."

"But, to be honest, you missed on a great deal!" said Grace, one of the two maids as she walked out of the house with Valentia, who was still red-faced.

Grace, who was a little taller than Valentia at 170cm had a prideful aura around her and she held her extraordinary boobs forward with untold confidence. I bet that confidence is enough to bleed a few men dry. If she ever works as a nurse, I bet the global blood crisis would be averted in no time. Anyway, just like Valentia she wore the typical anime/western maid costume and even had long black leggings to back her fabulously thicc legs.

"Our contract states that we have to work for 5 hours each day for a whole year to get a single drop of True Dragon Blood each year. You got a far better offer if you ask me." She said in an elderly sister tone.

I shrug my shoulder and reply, "I'm afraid if I stay too close to that old dragon for long, I would lose rationality and just stab him to death. You wouldn't like me if I destroy your source of income in just one night, would you?" like heck I'm going to serve him! I didn't buy this game only to 'serve' an old perverted dragon every night! Why, god why? First it was the old divine instructor and now this! Why?!!!

"Well fine by us. By the way, please accept our requests, 'kay! It would be nice to talk with someone like our own once a while." She said and I nod lightly at her. I don't know whether I should accept it or not. Bah! I will accept it! I won't be able to meet ladies with such assets easily and if Indu does ask questions, I will simply say that the ladies were bullying me to no end. I'm a pretty character, after all.

"Well, then see ya around!" said Grace as she and Valentia went back in. After they left, I turn to mama Ilfur and get ready to go back to the cave but Quinn stops me.

"Hey, Rubik, if you've no problem why don't you simply stay at my place. It would be difficult for Ilfur to constantly travel between the cave and the town."

I think for a while before nodding my head.

"Yea, why not!"

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