Name and The System

"Hoh, your fighting me now, huh?" the young man or shall we call him "Agnar" said.

"Hey, what about my name from Earth." Dun care.

"YOU SH-" Shut up we dont need anymore names anyway. Might get confusing later on.

"Makes sense."

"Who are you talking, sir?" The System asks.

"Nothing, don't mind it."

"As you wish, sir"

While they're talking Agnar suddenly finds a presence. Of course, what more could it be than the cliche "A Princess robbed by a bandits".

"Sir, for your first missi-"

"Hey, you still didn't say your functions."

"Simple, just type /help sir." The System statically said.

"What?! How?"

"Well, here it is." It said as it shows a similar keyboard he used before he got killed by a falling roof.

"Hey, author where the hell are we." C'MON STOP BREAKING THE 4TH WALL THIS IS GETTING CRINGY. Well, as for your location, you're in a big forest. Cliche, remember?

"....Ok, i'll stop." He said with an expression that shows "i'll do it again". I swear you f*er!

"Again, sir, who are you talking and who is this 'author'."

"Don't mind me and dont listen to it again."

"I can't choose not to, sir. I'm inside your soul and I can't erase your voice in me." The System said with a bit of "playful" tone.

"Then, you wanna get out of my soul? Easy, I can do that." Agnar said as he threatens to erase the System inside his soul.

"NOOO don't! You gave me a task, remember?!" The System said hurriedly as it is having a feeling of getting tugged out, out of his liege's soul.

"Hmmm, just this once, anymore and I shall delete you for eternity." He said magnimously¹.

"Thanks so much, your majesty." The System said statically once more.

Agnar nods satisfyingly as he feels his ego rise to the top.

"Just like that, you should call me in a more majestic manner."

"As you wish, Your Majesty." The System said as it is having a secret thought to itself as well.

'I mean, sir, aren't you naked right now? How can I call you Your Majesty if it wasn't for your "Benevolence".'

"*Types /help*"

"blah blah blah blah*insert functions here*"

"Well, author, aren't you a lazy one." What's wro- I JUST F*ING SAID STOP WITH THE 4TH WALL BREAKING?!!

"Okay, okay."

'Well, this is boring as heck if I just straight up bully the ants. Let's make ourselves forget these monarch and what-shits part except for me "transmigrating" here.'