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Lazy Life As The Primordial

This is my first time writing and is not my main language so don't expect good quality. I'm writing because I'm bored so don't expect an upload schedule, I'll write whenever I find myself interested and I might drop it when I lose interest. ____________ After living a fulfilling life and dying peacefully in his sleep, he opens his eyes as he finds himself with the powers to travel to other worlds with supreme powers. ____________ Notes before reading: - 1- It's a wish fulfillment book. 2- Read the auxiliary chapter. ____________ World List: - 1- High School Of The Dead. 2- Fate Stay Night/ Unlimited Blade Works. 3- My Wife Is a Beautiful CEO. ____________ DISCLAIMER: - None of the characters in this book are mine except the protagonist.

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Chapter - 12

Inside the workshop of Jin's mansion, Jin and the rest were standing there facing Assassin and Saeko. Each of them was standing inside a large glass tube. These tubes were enchanted with strange looking runes that were occasionally glowing.

"Kojirou, I'll ask you once more, you are ok with this?"

Jin asked Assassin once more before they start.

"I am. I have already got more than what I wished for; my existence here already serves no purpose."

Assassin replied with a small smile filled with immeasurable gratitude.

[Flashback, 1 week ago.]

"Now that our little drinking party is finished, let me propose a deal. You have a week to consider it though, and I won't force you to accept it, it will be purely out of your own free will to accept or decline." (Jin)

"Let me hear it." (Assassin)

"Long story short, I want your powers, literally. In exchange for your past." (Jin)

"What do you mean by that?"

Assassin asked while squinting his eyes.

"What I mean is, I want you to accept passing all your powers, skills, and battle experience to someone I choose. In exchange, I will make your fictional self an actual historical event. In other words, you, Sasaki Kojirou will indeed exist, you will also become a proper Heroic Spirit as a bonus."

Jin said with a slight smile and waited for a response. Which he indeed received.

*slash*

*clang*

"That's rude you know. I am here genuinely asking you and you attack like this."

Jin said nonchalantly while throwing away half of the broken katana that was held between his fingers.

"Hmmm, I indeed expected a response like this, but I am indeed telling the truth. Before you get angry again, here."

Jin snapped his fingers. Nothing happened except Assassin who was now on the floor holding his head and panting.

"W-What did you do?!!!"

Assassin shouted.

"I did my part of the deal. The memories in your head are 'your' memories when you were alive. I hope you enjoyed your fight with Musashi-chan."

Jin said with a smile as he looked at Assassin who was pale and shivering while looking at him.

"W-Who… n-no… w-what are you?"

Assassin asked fearfully. It was his first time to feal fear.

"That's for me to know and for you to find out. Anyway, I'll take my leave now, see you in a week."

Jin said as he disappeared from his place.

[Flashback end]

"Ok. Medea-chan, are you okay with that? He is your servant after all." (Jin)

"Of course, Jin-sama! I summoned him for your service, and since he will leave for the same purpose, I have no problem with it." (Medea)

"Thanks, Medea-chan."

Jin said as he patted the head of his adorable servant.

"Saeko-chan, are you ready?" (Jin)

"You can start any time, Jin." (Saeko)

"Ok then, start the fusion process, Sai."

Jin told his A.I. to start the process of the fusion between Saeko and Assassin's powers.

[Affirmative. Fusion in progress…]

After they heard Sai's mechanical voice, they saw an ice-blue transparent liquid filling both tubes and the runes engraved on the tubes shining brighter with every passing second.

Jin then looked towards Sakura who seemed to be spacing out and spoke.

"What's wrong, Sakura-chan? Same dream again?"

"Nii-sama… Yes, but it's becoming more clearer and clearer with every passing day…"

Sakura said with a confused expression.

"Is that so? What did you see?" (Jin)

"I saw myself but with purple eyes and short purple hair laughing and having fun with a beautiful lady with long purple hair and wearing a blindfold." (Sakura)

'Hmm, she is getting memory fragments from one of the original routes or a parallel self?'

"Sakura-chan, come here for a bit." (Jin)

Sakura then came closer to Jin, who put his hand on her head as it started glowing with a warm light.

"And done."

Jin removed his hand as he spoke.

"Nii-sama, what was that?" (Sakura)

"Just checked it. You are getting fragmented memories of one of your parallel selves. You won't get memories except yours with that woman though. If you felt something wrong don't hesitate to tell me."

Jin said as he patted her head.

'Medusa Rider huh… Seaweed should've summoned her since I felt her Blood Fort Andromeda being set inside the school before. According to the canon she was like Sakura's only friend and the one who actually gave a fuck about her wellbeing. It's decided, if she recognized Sakura or had the similar dreams as her, I'm taking her from Seaweed.'

While the young Primordial was having his inner monologue, he heard Sai's voice.

[Fusion complete. Operation success.]

Just as she finished speaking, the tube where Saeko where opened and revealed Saeko who became something like Demi-servant in this war, holding the Assassin Class.

Medea and Sakura were stunned seeing her new form, which is her true form, but since she never revealed her race in front of them, they assumed that she was a human.

Saeko was currently wearing a similar attire to Sasaki Kojirou and had the same katana tied to her back. She had her nine tail and ears out. Overall, she looked absolutely stunning.

Sakura and Medea had stars in their eyes looking at Saeko's new form. Sakura wanted to touch her ears and tails, but Medea was thinking of how to dress her up, she likes dressing girls in cute clothes after all.

[A/N: - Canon fact, check the wiki.]

"Saeko-chan, you look stunning."

Jin said with a smile looking at Saeko.

"Thanks, Jin."

Replied Saeko with a smile and a blush on her face.

"U-Um, Saeko-nee-sama!"

Sakura called out to Saeko with a slight hesitation.

"Hmm? What's wrong, Sakura?"

Saeko replied while tilting her head, her ears were twitching which left a single thought in the heads of the three. '''CUTE!!!!'''

"C-C-Can I touch your ears and tails?!"

"Ah, sure thing."

After Saeko said this, Sakura went closer and touched her tails lightly.

"Awwwww, so soft!!"

Jin thought he heard something snapping inside Sakura, she practically jumped into Saeko's tails and kept rubbing her face into her tails while muttering things like 'So soft!' and 'Feels good!'.

He looked towards Medea who was looking jealous seeing Sakura like this, he smiled and spoke while looking at his cute shy servant.

"Medea, you know that Saeko is still technically your servant since I didn't take your command seals, right? If you want to feel her tails and ears you don't need to hold back hehehe."

Medea who was caught red-handed by her beloved Master blushed from embarrassment and coughed while turning her face away to avoid eye-contact with him. She then silently walked towards Saeko who nodded towards her with a smile.

She started caressing her fur and pretty much did the same as Sakura.

Jin looked at Saeko who kept a straight face and only blushed when she looked towards him and smiled.

After spending a lot of time with Jin having 'fun' these past few days, her body became addicted to his touch. This level of touch on her tails and ears became the same as someone touching her elbow, almost unnoticed.

A couple of minutes later, Medea and Sakura finished their mofumofu session with Saeko.

Seeing that they are done, Jin spoke.

"Medea-chan, come here for a bit, I'll transfer the command seals."

"Ah, yes!"

Medea went to her Master and presented her hand that had the command seals. Jin then held her hand using his left hand that didn't have command seals as it shone with black and red glows.

Medea felt like her hand as being sucked by her Master's hand, but soon noticed the Phoenix-shaped command seals that formed on his hand.

[A/N: - Since both of the shapes looked great, I figured why not fuck it and add both? The right hand got the Ouroboros command seals for Medea, the left hand got the Phoenix command seals for Saeko. Not like it makes any difference, they are just some fancy magical tattoos since he can use any of them on any servant.]

Jin then let go of Medea's hand, much to her disappointment, and checked his newly acquired command seals.

"Phoenix and Ouroboros, Neat." (Jin)

"They look good, Nii-sama!" (Sakura)

"Thank you, Sakura-chan."

Jin said as he patted the head of his adorable imouto who closed her eyes in bliss. He then turned towards Saeko who was looking at him with a warm gaze and spoke.

"Saeko-chan, let's head to the training ground to test your newly acquired strength, shall we?"

"Sure thing, 'Master~'. I have too much new battle experience that I want to test."

Saeko replied to him while calling him Master seductively.

'I won't be a man if I didn't make you scream 'Master' all night long on bed later…'

Jin looked at Saeko with a lewd smirk that sent shivers down to her spine, she shuddered in excitement from his gaze, but composed herself.

Jin then teleported them to the training room as he sent Medea and Sakura to the spectators' section and started his fight with Saeko.

____/Scene change\____

Jin was currently standing in front of Saeko who was laying on the ground while panting heavily. They have been sparring for a couple of hours right now. At some point, Medea and Sakura went to prepare dinner for them.

"*haaah**haaah*haaah* I have never fought so intensely before, excluding bed."

Saeko spoke tiredly while panting but muttered the last part under her breath. Jin of course heard it and smirked but chose not to comment on it.

"You need more training, Saeko-chan."

Jin said while looking at her enchanting figure that got more erotic while being drenched in sweat like this.

"So, will you start training me?"

Saeko asked seriously without any perverted tone in her voice.

"To train you seriously I'll need to hurt you physically a lot and it doesn't settle down well with me, and you basically refuse any more drilling combat experience into you, so I'll summon a perfect teacher for you."

"Heh, another woman?"

Saeko asked with a smirk while looking at her lover.

Jin scratched his head as he answered.

"Indeed. Although I do admit she is beautiful, but she is indeed a great teacher, and no way in hell I'm letting a dude be your private tutor."

Jin spoke with a serious tone that made a huge blush appear on Saeko' face.

"*cough* On a side note, she is the teacher/master of the current Lancer servant."

Jin coughed to hide his embarrassment as he spoke to shift the topic.

"Hoh, the teacher of the current Lancer? Who is she?"

Saeko asked interested in her future teacher.

"The Witch of Dún Scáith, The Queen of the Land of Shadows, The God-Killer, Scáthach."

____/Scene Change\____

Inside Jin's workshop, he was currently standing in front of a summoning circle. He was currently eating his homemade burger while contemplating whether to use his powers to just summon Scáthach or bring his past life's gacha PTSD from Fate/Grand Order.

He decided to challenge the gacha like any sane person would do, and so he started the summoning.

[Summoning process #1]

The summoning circle glowed brightly then revealed a figure after the light dimmed down. It was a man wearing a fine robe and holding a wand in his hand.

"Greetings, Master. I am Merlin. People call me the Mage of Flowers. Just call me Merlin. I don't care for formalities."(?)

"What the fuck?! Dick Wizard?! Hell, no! Sorry for bothering you, it was a wrong summon. Goodbye!" (Jin)

"W-Wai-"

Jin didn't wait for him to continue and cancelled the summon and sent him back.

[Summoning process #2]

Jin took a deep breath and activated the summoning circle again, he was salty from getting Merlin that he didn't notice that the burgers on the tray near him were glowing.

The light shone brighter then dimmed down revealing 4 figures, who somehow looked like 4 siblings.

Two looked identical to each other, except their attires, auras, and the weapons they hold.

The other two looked like the adult versions of the previous twins, but they themselves although looked identical, one was more of a dark beauty type than the pure dignified one. Well, these two had their faces covered by helmets, but in front of Jin they were as good as naked.

"I respond to your summons. I am your Servant, Lancer. With my spear of the farthest reaches of the world, I will become your power." (?)

The first one to speak looks like an adult and more mature version of Saber that Shirou summoned the day before. She has a tall and curvaceous figure, clad in silver and blue armor, a cloak, and a helmet carved to resemble a lion's face with mane. She ties her hair in a bun, but her hair is notably longer than Saber he saw the day before. She is currently holding a holy lance in her hand while mounting a dignified white horse that was clad in a silver armor.

[Image here.]

"Lancer, Artoria. I have come in response to your summons. Just as my beloved horse can swallow the thunder clouds, my spear breaks through every rampart. I shall destroy all those who would stand in your path. "(??)

The second one to speak looks the same as Lancer who introduced herself before, except with paler skin and hair color. She is cladded in dark-indigo and black armor with draconic feature. She was currently holding a black spiky version of Lancer's lance while mounting a grey horse with a disheveled white mane and red eyes. It wears a black caparison with a ragged red edging and a few plates of silver barding.

[Image here.]

"...I have come as bidden by the summons. You are the one they call a 'Master'?" (???)

The third one to speak looks exactly the same as Saber from the day before, except that the color of her skin is pale, and the pupils of her eyes are golden, unlike her original green eyes. She was wearing a similar armor to Saber, but it was way heavier, and it was dyed jet-black.

[Image here.]

"Rider-class Servant, Artoria Pendragon. Now that I'm here, brace yourself to begin living your life properly! There will be no more going back to sleep once your alarm goes off, and no more letting yourself get out of shape. I will clean everything! I will do the laundry! C-cooking... Well, I'll do my best..." (????)

The last one to speak was identical to the one before, but she was currently wearing a bikini maid uniform and black knee highs. She was holding a mop in her right hand and a pistol in her left hand.

[Image here.]

'What in the actual fuck?! How the fuck did I mass-summon four Artoria?!'

He then noticed that they were staring at him from the corner of their eyes, but their eyes were mainly fixed on his food tray.

'Wait a sec... for real?! I summoned four versions of Artoria using fucking burgers?! Why the hell is it so easy to summon them now?! Why did I waste all those Saint Quartz on in my first life if they can be baited with burgers?!!'

While Jin was currently holding his aching head and doubting his own existence, he heard the urging voice of Saber Alter.

"So, you are my Master?"

Jin was currently thinking about cancelling the summon like what he did with Merlin, but then found solace in the fact that it would be hilarious when Saber meets them, and they go 'You are me; I am you.' Like a certain spider. So, he put the salt aside and spoke with renewed vigor.

"Yes, I'll be your Master from now on, let's get along."

Just as Saber Alter wanted to throw a jab, all the four felt a rush of huge amount of magical energy that made them shudder and let out moans.

""""Ahhhn~!""""

They looked towards Jin with resentment and blushing faces, especially Saber Alter who looked like she wanted to slice him with her sword!

"Don't look at me like this, my magical energy is pretty strong. Anyway, you have been looking towards these sandwiches for a while, go help yourselves while I continue my work.

After Jin said this, he teleported them and the sandwiches out of the workshop to start the summoning… again…

[Summoning process #3]

This time Jin took it pretty seriously as he can feel the amount of salt inside him creating a Japan-sized island. He took out Gáe Bolg from his Gate of Origin and put it inside the summoning circle.

He then reverted to his true form before he activated the circle. He is about to make a deal with a God-Killer with a death wish, literally… So, he has to hit her with everything he has to strike a deal with her to train Saeko in exchange for an immortal-killing weapon or killing her, depending on her choice.

He then started the magical circle once again while praying that it won't be a failure once again or he would have to go kidnap Scáthach from The Land of Shadows.

The summoning circle glowed brightly then revealed a figure after the light dimmed down.

It was an extremely beautiful woman with two massive black and pink lined curved horns extending from the sides of her head. Her black hair (with pink tips) flowed in twisting locks behind her and on her forehead lays three vertical dots. Her attire was that of a revealing long white coat with belled sleeves and thigh high pink boots. She was also wearing a pink lingerie that barely covered her womanhood, and a white veil that was put over her horns.

[Image here.]

She was frozen stiff for a few minutes after seeing Jin's true form and felt that she will 'assault' him this instant, but it took all of her will power to stop and introduce herself after she took a few heavy breaths. Her cheeks were as red as tomatoes though.

"Alter Ego, Sessyoin Kiara. I have come to answer the voices calling for salvation. But...hehe... I wonder about the sort of person who would summon a woman like me. I am the Devilish Bodhisattva who savors all living creatures, sentient or not. You have no choice now but to stay with me until the very end. Please, allow yourself to drown, to indulge in the pleasures of my body all you like."

"Fuck!" (Jin)

"Ufufufu~ what a bold Master~ We can do that too~" (Kiara)

"Denied! Thot, begone!"

"M-Master! Please, w-wai-" (Kiara)

Jin who felt like killing someone right this instant. He had enough from this summoning process, so cancelled her summon instantly. The last thing he needs right now is a planet fucker on his tail.

[A/N: - Key word, right now. Anyone who doesn't have the thought of banging Kiara are either gay or with no donger, even gays would become straight for her tbh…]

"Ok, this is it! I'm fucking done!"

The Salty Primordial who couldn't get rid of the gacha curse finally snapped. He then snapped his finger and the magic circle glowed then the light dimmed down revealing a single figure.

She is an extremely beautiful woman. She has long purple hair and red eyes, she wears a full-body outfit that highlights her curvaceous body, with metallic shoulder pads. She is carrying a two Gáe Bolg Alternative and wears a black veil over her head and short cloak over her shoulders, connected by the shoulder pads.

[Image here.]

She took a second to look around, but her eyes were glued to the embodiment of perfection in front of her. Even though she has been seeking death for countless years, it doesn't change the fact that she is a woman.

She took a couple of minutes to regain enough concentration to speak.

"I have arrived from the Land of Shadows. I am Scáthach. Shall I call you 'Master'?"

3345 words~

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