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LAZY DUNGEON MASTER

Hey, hurry up and massacre those bandits!” “No way, I don’t want to work…” Spending my daily life in leisure, that was my pastime—until I was summoned into another world and met a blonde loli introducing herself as Dungeon Core No. 695. “Save my dungeon. By the way, if the dungeon core is destroyed, you’ll also go down with me as the dungeon master.” A dungeon with a single room. Moreover, one already controlled by bandits. This is a [Checkmate] no matter how you look at it. Guess there’s nothing to do but somehow get out of this situation so that I can [Not Work]!!

um_pouco_diferente · Games
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"… What do you think of little girls? Please answer honestly."

"Eh…? They're cute, I guess?

"I won't lose."

Huh? I don't understand the intention of that question. This isn't time to pick up men, Receptionist-san with beautiful breasts. I wonder if my response was the correct answer?

And Meat, why did you say you won't lose? Ah, is it something about Rokuko? Did something happen?

"… Alright, thank you very much… As for any problems… there doesn't seem to be any, congratulations. With this you're clear and ready to become an adventurer."

"Thank you."

"Continuing on, I will explain the guild."

The heck, that's an amazing objection.

But we passed since there weren't any problems.

According to her explanation, the guild has a rank system with S at the top, continuing from A to G after that. It seems that people like us who have no experience start at G-Rank. Ranking up is done by commission achievement points and a guild inspection.

lost. Don't forget to have the client sign the commission ticket after you have finished."

The heck, did I do something to Receptionist-san?

She was looking at me with eyes like she saw something incredibly filthy. Even her words were sharp.

Is that it? That I was going to treat Meat more like a slave after all?

At any rate, we went to deal with the commission since we accepted it.

Though the map she showed me was quickly taken back, I didn't have any problems since I could look at the menu and arrived at the west industrial zone.

It's invisible to Meat, so I figured other people couldn't see it. It'd be better to not stand out in public, it would probably look suspicious for a person to look around at nothing in front of them.

The walking that I'd left to the clothes golem stopped abruptly. Looks like we arrived at our destination. It's good we didn't get lost.

I decided to finish it quickly and pass the commission ticket to the client. The client was a man that felt like an experienced and taciturn artisan.

"… A slave huh. That mean you'll have the slave there do the cleaning? Pretty small though…"

"I'll take a look at it first. We more or less accepted the commission together after all."

"… That so? Over here then."

Peeking my head into the restroom, it was filled with the unique stench of human waste. Blegh, I feel nauseous.

"It's fine to vomit, but clean it up yourself. I hired you to clean the stains."

"… Ah, yeah."

"Call for me when you're done."

The client left quickly. That's convenient.

"… You okay, Meat?"

"I'm used to this."

What kind of place where you in? Thinking that, I tried out using [Cleanup].

I specifically pictured bleaching things with a chlorinated detergent.

"[Cleanup]"

The entire restroom was covered in a froth of bubbles. After the restroom's walls and floor were covered, it wrapped the toilet in bubbles before disappearing. It'd become completely clean, even having a faint scent of chlorine and lavender drift through the air. It felt like a real restroom after being cleaned.

… Oh, the brown porcelain was originally white. The rest of the restroom was the same.

"Goshujin-sama is amazing."

"Oh, nice."

However, it was over in an instant… Hmm, since I don't want to become a famous adventurer, this stands out too much in various ways. Maybe I'll kill time with a little nap?

"Alright. Well then, Meat. Please pretend to clean the restroom. I'll go do a bit of information gathering. If someone comes say I'm in the middle of cleaning… That's right, about one hour should be fine. The clock golem you have, does it have enough mana? … Ah, please watch the clock without letting anyone see."

"Y-yes… one hour, then."

"I'll leave it to you if someone comes before I return. If no one comes before an hour's up, get the commission end signature and wait for me."

"U-understood."

I left Meat in the restroom and secretly went outside.

… Even though it's clean now, it's still weird to sleep in a restroom after all.