23. Snow Bored

Snow Bored

As night and snow falls all over royal woods, all the Loud siblings gathered by the couch. Hoping that all this snow could lead to school closure.

News Anchor: Good evening, everybody. Now stay warm and stay tuned . Because we'll have tonight's weather right after this.

Laney: Snow day snow day snow day snow day snow day snow day!

Lucy: [wishing] Oh, spirits of the sky, grant my wish.

Lori: [her fingers are cross] Fingers crossed.

Luan: [her arms and legs are crossed] Everything crossed.

Lily: [drinks milk from her bottle, burps and laughs]

Lola: I got my lucky rabbit's foot.

Lana: I got my lucky booger. This baby got me through preschool.

Lynn: And I got my lucky jock [stretches it, slinging it into Lincoln's face]

Lincoln: Ugh! [to the viewers] You may be wondering what the heck is going on here. I'll show ya' [opens the front door and steps outside] See that? Snow, beautiful snow. And if it keeps coming down, we can be in for a snow day tomorrow. So tonight, we will do anything in our power to make it happen.

Luna: Dudes! The weather's on!

[Lincoln runs back in and cross his fingers]

Patchy Drizzle: Patchy Drizzle here. For the weather, myself. Rollin' up my sleeves [rolling his sleeves up] Take it in on.

[The Loud kids watch it seriously]

Patchy Drizzle: "Better put on your snowshoes cause it's getting up to twenty four inches of mother nature's dandruff. I regret saying that." [takes a piece of paper] "Ahem. The following schools will be closed tomorrow."

The Loud kids: Royal Woods! Royal Woods! Royal Woods!

Patchy Drizzle: Heverton, Hazeltucky, Huntington Oaks and...

[The kids look on in awe]

Patchy Drizzle: ...that's it.

The Loud kids: [sad] Awwww...

Lola: [angrily] WHY YOU LOUSY-

Patchy Drizzle: Just kidding. You too, Royal Woods! [shows the whole city]

The Loud kids: [excited] HOORAY! WOO HOO! Snow Day! Snow Day! Snow Day!

Patchy Drizzle: Snow Day!

[Lisa appears and turns off the TV]

Lisa: This just in. There will not be a snow day tomorrow.

[Her siblings are surprised and stop cheering]

Laney: Why?

Lisa: Once I spray my super strength salt across the city roadways, we shall have no trouble accessing school.

[They all boo at Lisa and throw pillows at her.]

Lola: [angrily] WHY WOULD YOU RUIN OUR SNOW DAY?!

Lisa: Ahem. [pulls a chart down] For every school day you miss, your brain functionality decreases by approximately point 0.006 %

Leni: But Lisa, snow days are F-O-N, fun!

Lisa: [presses a button and the chart goes up] I rest my case. Besides, I fail to see how frolicking in frozen temperatures like a bunch of nincompoops is fun.

Laney: You're just saying that because you never experienced a snow day yourself!

Lincoln: Yeah, what if we could show you how fun snow days can be? Then would you call off the salt?

[The Loud kids agree with Lincoln and are excited to help Lisa]

Leni: Yeah! F-O-N! F-O-N!

The Loud kids: F-O-N! F-O-N! F-O-N!

Lisa: Fine! But only because I can't stand to hear you spell erroneously.

[The Loud kids cheer as they walk off.]

Leni: [stops walking] Wait, I thought we were spelling "fun"?

[The next day, everybody is getting out of the house to have fun in the snow.]

Laney: [Approaches Lisa] Hello Lisa, I'll be your guide through the many fun things you can do on a snow day!

Lisa: Okay, you've got four hours. Dazzle me or it's back to school for you truants. [puts on her snow goggles]

[Lincoln runs while pulling Lisa and Laney on the sled]

Laney: Nothing screams snow day like sliding steep hills on a sled. A reccomended activity for young thrillseekers.

Lincoln: What do you think, Lis?

Lisa: I think my buttocks are cold.

[The sled hits a rock and Lisa accidentally gets off it]

Lisa: And now bruised.

[Lincoln finishes building an snow igloo]

Laney: When you bury yourself in snow, make yourself at home with a old-fashioned snow fort.

Lincoln: You gotta check out the built in cup holders. [goes in]

Lisa: Hmm... lacks cross beams, low baring walls, a solid foundation...

Lincoln: Old choices that I made.

Lisa: Hardly up to code.

[After Lisa touches the igloo, it falls apart.]

Lincoln: It's collapsible too.

Laney: Not a fan forts huh? Not to worry there still lots do on a snow day.

[Lana comes]

Lana: How about letting old Lans take the reins?

Laney: I don't see why not.

Lincoln: Knock yourself out. My buttocks are cold. And bruised.

[Lana made a snowman]

Laney: Snow days are a great way to make friends. And what better friend is one made out of snow. Like a snowman!

Lana: Say hello to Mr. Twigarms!

Laney: Hi Twigarms!

Lisa: Umm...what does Mr. Twigarms do?

Lana: Uh... Nothing. But, he's awful jolly.

Lisa: Perhaps if you're value your education, you could build something with more pizzaz.

[Lisa presses a button and a robot appears]

Lisa: Say hello to Mr. Reinforced Titanium Align Arms.

Laney: Is that our mailbox?

[The robot is searching for a target to destroy and thinks the snowman is the enemy and shoot lasers at Mr. Twigarms.]

Lisa: Sorry, I forgot he has jolly seeking lasers.

[Lola is ice skating]

Laney: With the lake all frozen up from all this snow. Kids would put on some skates and slide through the thin ice.

Lola: Here's the returning champion, Lola Loud! About to execute a triple salchow!

[Lola jumps and does a twirl]

Lola: Come on, Lisa! It's your turn!

Lisa: [counting formulas] Based on water density, the way to the small human that ice should be weak in 3, 2...

[The ice breaks and Lola fell into the water]

Lola: Dang it.

Lisa: Dang it is right. I was one second off.

[Lisa, Laney, and Lucy are making snow angels]

Lisa: What exactly are we doing?

Laney: Making snow angels.

Lucy: No were not. We're plaing corpsicle. It's my favorite snow game.

Lisa: How do you win? By getting hypothermia?

Lucy: Yes.

[Luan holding a bucket full of snow]

Luan: Watch this, Lis. You're gonna love snow pranks.

Laney: I don't remember snow pranks being an activity.

Luan: It's activity to me! [The three siblings walk up to Lincoln who is rebuilding his snow fort. Luan winks at Lisa, who is confused and puts snow balls on Lincoln's butt] FROST BUTT!

Lincoln: [panics and shivers] Cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold!

Laney: [laughs] That is funny!

Luan: [laughs] Oh, man. Classic Luan.

Lincoln: [still shivering] Cold, cold, cold, cold, cold!

Lisa: Uh... Spefimes sackle expidition has shown us losing a butt to frost butt is no laughing matter.

Luan: Eesh, I'd really like to make a crack right now. But, It's snow time to be cheeky. [laughing] Get it?

Lisa: Unfortunately, yes.

Lincoln: [still shivering] Cold, cold, cold, cold, cold.

[Lynn and Lisa are on a sleigh while their siblings watch]

Lynn: Representing Royal Woods in the World Fox Sleigh Finals! It's Lynn and Lisa Loud! Oh, yeah! [starts the sleigh on the slope]

Lisa: Woah, woah, woah... Stop!

Lynn: [accidentally lets the sleigh move away] Uh-oh.

Lisa: I can't see this ending well.

[Lisa goes really fast as gets off from her sleigh and falls in the snow. Her siblings gasp and come to her location]

Lincoln: Umm.. Snow angels?

Lisa: It's over, guys. Snow days are both pointless and health hazard. Ergo, I shall unleash the salt.

Lisa's siblings: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[The Loud kids complain at Lisa]

Laney: Please Lisa! Give us one last chance!

Lisa: My decision is final. You can not talk me out of it.

[Someone throws a snowball at Lisa]

Lisa: What was that? [angry] Alright, who did that?

[The Loud kids move away and reveal that it was Lana]

Lana: Aw, you finks!

Lisa: You poked a bear, my friend.

Lana: Haha. What are you going to do...

[Lisa throw a snowball at Lana]

Lisa: Huh. That was actually quite satisfying.

[Lisa made another snowball]

Lynn: [help Lana up] Here, Lana.

Lincoln: Lets help you up.

[Lisa throws a snowball at Lana again, and the others as well]

Lisa: Hey, this is kind of...

Laney: Fun?

Lisa: Yes, F-O-N, fun.

A snowball fight was soon broke out, the kids have done it! They turned Lisa's thoughts on snow day around. Later that night, Lincoln and Laney were sharing hot cocoa in the living room.

Lisa: Hey, Lincoln, Laney. Thanks for today. You made a snow day comfort out of me.

Laney: No problem, Lisa. I'm just glad you had fun with us today.

Lincoln: Yeah, especially since Patchy said back to school tomorrow.

[Lisa gets surprised and smile]

The very next day, Laney and the rest of her sisters woken up to a big surprise.

[Laney was sleeping until the siblings wake her up]

Lynn: Laney! Laney, wake up!

Laney: Hmm?

Lynn: It's snowing! Look outside! [Laney climbs out of her bed to do so, and sees that it was snowing outside again]

Laney: B-but how? This is so... AWESOME!

Lana: Oh, my lucky booger worked again!

Lisa: Incorrect. I called some friends at NASA. They pulled a few strings and a little cloud, deciding later we have ourselves another snow day. [Laney runs up to hug her]

Laney: You're the best!

Lana: Aw, I still think that was you, Lucky B. [Kisses her booger]

[Outside, Lincoln is sledding.]

Lincoln: YEAH!

[Suddenly, Lisa starts to throw snowballs at him and Lincoln crashed into a tree]

Lisa: [laughs] There's nothing like another day for throwing frozen projectiles. WOO HOO! Snow day!

[Lana is making another snowman.]

Lana: Even better.

[Suddenly, Lisa starts throwing snowballs and made a hole on Mr. Twigarms Jr.]

Lana: Mr. Twigarms Jr.!

Lisa: [laughs] Look alive, Lana! Mr. Twigarms sure doesn't.

[Laney is making snow angels, suddenly a shadow appeared and a big pile of snow falls on her]

Laney: [muffled] Arrgh...

Lisa: Heads up!

[Lynn is riding her sleigh when suddenly Lisa appears on her own one.]

Lisa: Hey, Lynn! Say hello to my not so little friend. [laughs as she throws snowballs at her sister.] Snow daaaaaaaaaaaaay!

[Lynn fell into Lincoln's fort.]

Lincoln: Dang it.

[Lisa wants to show her inventions.]

Lisa: Hey, guys! I want to show you my latest invention! Ultra Snow Zooka! Patent pending.[Looks around] Guys, where did they go?

[The others are inside the house]

Laney: Where did it all go wrong! All we wanted to do is show Lisa how fun snow days are!

Lincoln: But now, we created a monster!

Lori: At least we safe in here.

Lucy: Yeah. It's not like she can bring snow inside the house.

[Lisa starts to shoot snow.]

Lisa: Meet my latest, latest invention! Indoor snow! Patent pending! [Lisa starts shooting snowballs and laughs while her siblings runs off]

[Lori is hiding in her room's closet.]

Lori: [to Bobby on her phone] Boo Boo Bear, Lisa is literally out of control.

Lisa: [opens the door] On the contrary, I've never felt in control or more live! [to Bobby] She'll have to call you back, Boo Boo Bear.

Lori: I love you.

[Lisa shoots Lori with snow, covering the phone's camera, and it shuts off]

[Lana is checking outside of her room and runs to the bathroom. In the bathroom, Lisa shoots snow.]

Lana: Is nothing sacred?!

[Lisa laughs evilly]

[Lincoln and Leni are hiding at the fireplace.]

Lincoln: We should be safe under here.

Leni: [holds a bag of brown nuts] I brought chestnuts for roasting.

Lisa: [up the chimney] YOO HOO! Here's Jack Frost nipping at your nose!

[Lisa shoots snow down the chimney.]

Lincoln: Aw, shoo! [the snow covers him and Leni]

[Lucy is hiding in the vent.]

Lucy: That maniac will never find me here.

Lynn: [Shows up] Mind if I join you?

Lucy: It's pretty crowded up here with me and the spirits. But I think there's room next to Great Grandma Harriet.

Lynn: [sits next to her sister] Phew! Safe at last!

[A giant snowball is rolling towards Lynn and Lucy. They panic and run away from it]

Lynn: Move it, Grandma!

[Snow splattered outside the vent.]

[In Laney's room, Laney was hiding in her bed]

Laney: Okay. Lisa can't find me. I'll just hide here until spring... [just then, Lisa enters the room with her snow-zooka]

Lisa: Laaaaaaaney... Come out and plaaaay. [Laney was petrified and tried not to make a sound. Lisa walks around Laney and Lucy's bunk. She looks around, shrugs, then leaves]

Laney: Whew... [she turns around and Lisa's snow-zooka was pointed at her face]

Lisa: Peek-a-boo! [Cut to the window outside, which was splattred in snow]

[Later at night, the Loud kids are at the living room and wish to end snow days.]

Lucy: Oh, spirits of the sky. End this madness.

Lori: [fingers crossed] Please, please. No more snow!

Luan: [arms and legs crossed] Yeah, I can't take another day of this.

Laney: [shivering, with a blanket wrapped around her] I'm ready for spring now...

Lily: [drinks milk from her bottle, burps and laughs]

Lola: How do you reverse a rabbit's foot?

Lana: Lucky B, You've gone too far!

Luna: Dudes! It's on!

Patchy Drizzle: Well, no one saw this coming but it looks like we're in for another foot of snow day tonight! And that is gonna mean...

[The Loud kids gasp]

Patchy Drizzle: ...School closings!

[The Loud kids groan sadly]

Lisa: YES! Thank you, NASA! You punks ready for tomorrow? Cause my snow power tank sure is! [clicks a button]

[Outside, the tank sends more snow]

Lisa's Siblings: NOOOOO!

Lincoln: Lisa, please, enough! You have to call off the snow day.

Lisa: Sorry bub, cloud seedings aren't exactly reversible.

Laney: Then, just use your special salt!

Lisa: But I'm really looking forward to another snow day. You guys convinced me, they are F-O-N, fun!

Lincoln: I think we've had enough "Fun".[The sisters beg Lisa to call off the snow day]

Lisa: Well, I'm quite crestfallen. But if that is the consensus, I will submit to the will of the majority.

Leni: So... going back to school?

[Lisa nods and the sisters cheer as Leni misspells school as "S-K-O-O-L".]

Lincoln: Thanks, Lis.

Lisa: No problem, Lincoln. Best get ready for bed. School day tomorrow.

[The next morning, Lisa is sitting in her tank, which now shoots the salt.]

Lisa: [to the viewers] Well, Houston, mission accomplished. My master plan was a major success. I'm pretty sure my siblings won't be wanting any more snow days. [rises out of the tank] And now that I've repurposed my snow tank to a salt-spraying, snow-melting de-icer, it's time for some real F-U-N, spelled correctly, I might add.

[Lisa makes the tank move forward and spray salt as the Loud Kids follow her]

Lisa's siblings: School day! School day! School day!

Lincoln: [to the viewers; confused] Wait, what just happened?

Laney: I don't know, but I'm glad it's over.