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Lady Toni's Great Escape

When life's being bitchy, it will 'eff you over. Who would have thought that when I, the Captain of the country's Special Forces, woke up after reading a recommended historical romance fantasy novel; I'd end up in the novel itself. Blah! Talk about cliché! Seriously though, it was fine that I ended up in a novel. But why do I have to end up as the third-rate villainess/ bro-con lady Celestine von Trier? It was fine as well, being all that. But why is it that I'm fated to die a pathetic death by choking on a cookie? The injustice! The audacity! The... the...stupidity... I refuse! I will run away from this ridiculous mumbo jumbo. I am the master of my own fate! Plot be damned. Let the Operation: Great Escape commence!

3rd_Winter_Peony · Fantasy
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50 Chs

A Small Gift For My New Godmother

On my first night at the Cartier Estate, I got myself a new big brother. The morning after that, while having breakfast, I found myself a new godmother. 

Nope. I basically got myself into a new family register and a right to a piece of the Cartier inheritance. 

What in the world of f*ckery is this?!

Dear readers, I am not complaining. Far from it. I'm freaking overwhelmed alright? I just came here to freeload on lodging and food, after all. Now I'm suddenly thrusted into this unexpected situation. I feel like the circumstances are a lot more significant than they make it out to be. Everything was spiralling so quickly it's even worse than a whirlwind. 

But all that aside, what astonishes me even more is how nonchalant the other concerned parties are regarding this.