Chapter 03 Don't hide in there and keep silent, I know you are at home

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"System!"

Sasuke immediately communicated with his internal system and asked, "What's going on in this world I'm in now? Why is it different from what I remember?"

[Ding! This question isn't complicated. You only need to pay 100 points for the system to answer it. If you want more detailed and comprehensive information, you need to pay 2000 points!]

Sasuke's face froze, and he felt a string of curses stuck in his throat.

This crappy system requires points just to answer a question? He felt like he didn't want this system anymore.

Forget it. I'll just explore this world myself and eventually figure it out.

"Sasuke-kun, open the door!"

When Sasuke returned home, washed his eyes, and briefly studied the Sharingan, he heard someone shouting outside.

The voice belonged to a girl. Sasuke, who was very familiar with the original work, quickly determined it was Yamanaka Ino!

Why was she here?

On second thought, it made sense!

During this time, Ino and Sakura were the two sweethearts always following him.

Hmm... It's okay to take this opportunity to have a brief contact. Maybe I can earn some Neptune points.

Although I had planned to stay here for a while, special circumstances require special treatment.

You don't need to care too much about sweet girls. No matter how your attitude changes, they'll come up with reasons in their own mind.

Before he could get to the door, the shouting continued outside.

"Sasuke-kun, open the door! Open the door! Don't hide in there without making any noise; I know you're home."

"If you have the guts to run home, you have the guts to open the door! Don't hide in there and stay silent. I know you're home. Sasuke-kun, open the door, open the door, open the door!!"

Sasuke's face suddenly darkened. What the heck is this persistent Aunty style?

Is this really Naruto?

Now Sasuke didn't even dare to consider the problem based on the settings of the original work. Is Ino really his sweetheart? Are you sure there's no grudge between them?

Sasuke quietly went to the balcony and carefully poked his head out to take a look.

"Sasuke-kun, I knew you were there!"

Downstairs, it was indeed Ino with her golden ponytail.

As soon as Sasuke stuck his head out, she noticed him and immediately pointed at him and screamed, scaring Sasuke so much he almost retracted his head.

Fortunately, he realized Ino wasn't seeking revenge and managed to calm down a bit.

Have you ever seen someone seeking revenge by covering the ground downstairs with a lot of red roses?

Sasuke's expression suddenly became strange. Could this be a love proposal?

"Sasuke-kun, I love you!"

The next moment, Ino was shouting from downstairs.

She cupped her hands around her mouth and shouted to the people upstairs: "This is the 99th time I confess my love to you, so I prepared 990,000 roses, which almost emptied my store."

"Since I am so sincere, please agree to date me! I, Yamanaka Ino, will never marry anyone except Sasuke-kun in this life!"

The corner of Sasuke's mouth twitched.

Wow, 990,000 roses!

I had just been home for a short while; how did she do this?

Oh yes, there are sealing scrolls in this world.

But 990,000 flowers just to empty the flower shop? Are you sure they didn't empty the entire Yamanaka clan's land?

With such great sincerity, Sasuke was indeed considering whether to agree.

It's for Aquaman points, not shabby!

But wait, what the heck do you mean you won't marry anyone but Sasuke?

So, the goal was to have the Great Uchiha, one of the Four Laughing Masters, marry into the Yamanaka clan?

"Watch my lips carefully!" Sasuke walked out onto the balcony with a dark expression and said to Ino downstairs: "Sis, get out!"

Swish!

Sasuke turned around and went back into the house, pulling the curtains of the floor-to-ceiling windows.

Downstairs, Ino pursed her lips, looking like she was about to cry.

"Hahaha, Ino pig, I told you that you'd fail!" A pink-haired girl walked out from the corner. It was Haruno Sakura, laughing at Ino without restraint.

"Get lost, billboard brow!" Ino turned her head away angrily.

"Hehe, just watch me!" Sakura completely ignored Ino and walked over with a confident and heroic look on her face.

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Hokage Building, Hokage's Office

The Third Hokage, Sarutobi Hiruzen, had a pipe in his mouth and a brush in his right hand. He was looking at a drawing board in front of him with a frown, seemingly trying hard to think about how to start writing.

On the drawing board, there was a young and beautiful girl, naked, with big wavy hair even more exaggerated than Tsunade's.

The girl was kneeling with a dazed look in her eyes and her mouth wide open.

Opposite the girl stood a short old man wearing a Hokage hat.

"Got it!"

After Sarutobi Hiruzen exhaled a puff of smoke, his eyes lit up, and he showed a smug expression. He picked up the pen to touch the drawing board.

"Bang!"

Suddenly, the office door was pushed open from the outside, and Sarutobi Hiruzen was so startled that his hands trembled, causing the paintbrush to poke directly onto the drawing.

"Oh no, Lord Third!"

The person who entered was an ANBU member, and he didn't pay attention to what Sarutobi Hiruzen was doing. He looked very flustered.

Sarutobi Hiruzen subtly moved the drawing board aside so the ANBU couldn't see its contents.

But when he glanced over and saw the marks left by the paintbrush, he couldn't help but twitch his lips.

"What a sin! This really isn't what I intended!"

Sarutobi Hiruzen muttered to himself, but a filthy expression appeared on his face again.

This was an excellent poke, more accurate than what he had envisioned.

The black brush stroke went straight into the girl's mouth.

Well, this is really good. I will definitely frame it later and hang it in my bathroom for easy reference!

"Tell me, what happened?" The Third Hokage acted as if nothing had happened and appeared calm on the surface. He turned his head and looked at the ANBU who had barged into the Hokage's office.

The ANBU, perhaps calmed by his demeanor, took a deep breath and said, "It's Naruto. He transformed into Naruko and ran around everywhere, causing a riot among the male villagers. Almost all the shops were affected."

"Oh, is he playing a prank again?" The Third rubbed his head, expressing annoyance.

The ANBU's mouth twitched. Is this just a prank? It's completely demoralizing Konoha!

However, he didn't dare to refute the Third Hokage's words and immediately added: "Not only that, he... he actually ran to the Hokage Rock and pooped on the head of the Fourth Hokage! This is simply outrageous!"

"Ale?" The Third was stunned for a moment and asked, "Is the toilet in his house broken?"

"Uh?" The ANBU was confused for a moment before understanding what the Third Hokage meant and was immediately speechless.

What kind of logic is that? The Third Hokage's Alzheimer's disease has become more and more serious over the years!

"Hahaha, I'm just kidding!" The Third suddenly laughed heartily, then waved his hand and said, "Forget it, it's not a big deal, no need to make a fuss. Just inform Iruka and let him handle it!"

"Uh, yes!" The ANBU was helpless but, seeing that the Third Hokage had no intention of getting involved, he could only turn around and leave in a depressed mood.

It's not that he really wanted the Third Hokage to deal with Naruto. After all, he was one of the ones who got a nosebleed chasing Naruto.

I've already had my fun, so of course I won't add insult to injury.

But the Third Hokage's lenient attitude always made him feel like the ANBU were just clowns.

Everyone was teased by Naruko, yet they couldn't retaliate at all.

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