volleyball | obm, haikyuu

"Where the are you people even taking her? This shit's dumb. This isn't real. I need to snap out of it." Oikawa was sweating, too shocked to even process the scene in front of him.

Two people wearing strange outfits came out of nowhere, the one with turquoise streaks snapped his fingers, making MC unconscious in a second. Both of them totally disregarded his presence as they continued to carry her.

"You weren't supposed to see this, boy. But there's no point in yelling about it to other humans, they won't believe you anyway."

"Humans? You seem pretty much of a human to me! And drop her before I beat your ass."

The other person snorted, covering his mouth with the back of his hand.

"Well, at least we have an ass. Unlike someone." He mumbled.

"Holy fuck- I-" The words died down his throat when he noticed something what seemed to be a portal. It was too blinding for his eyes, as he reflexively shut them tight.

"Hey! Don't take her!" He yelled, "Please.. stop. Don't..."

The corners of his vision were slowly being surrounded by darkness, his hand stretching out to stop them, but failing terribly in doing so.

He lost consciousness, and that was one thing he despised himself for everyday. He lost her.

***

"In a house on a hill, not far away~" Leviathan wore a straight face as he sung.

"There's a friend we love to see~" You continued.

"She lives there with her brother, George, and the rest of her family~"

"With Daddy Pig and Mommy Pig, they're happy as can be~"

"Now who could that friend be?Sing along with me!~"

"Oh, Peppa Pig, Peppa Pig!"

Asmo sat there livetsreaming the two of you pouring your heart into the theme song of Peppa Pig. But it didn't last long as Lucifer butted in.

"You seem to do fairly well for someone who'd been kidnapped a few months ago by demons in broad daylight." He wore an amused smile, watching you adjusting next to Asmo.

"I mean, can you blame me? I remember tweeting some shit like 'If I was in hell, I'd be having a tea with Satan' and that's literally what I did yesterday. Never felt so accomplished, man."

"Luci!~ Do you want to hang with us? We're having a good time here, you know? You should take a break too!" Asmodeus chirped, his fingers playing with the ends of your hair.

"Uh, no, please enjoy, the three of you. I'm busy being disappointed by Mammon."

Levi snorted, amused by Lucifer's comment.

You did enjoy being here with seven crackheads and an absolutely God-like angel, his little companion who baked you cupcakes, one hell of a butler, Barbie, Lucifer's side hoe Diavolo, and lastly, Solomon.

Never in these few months had you ever felt out of place. It wasn't hard to associate with them at all, knowing how all of them represented a side of you you never knew you had.

You got to talk to your mom often, and she'd always bombard you with 'You're not safe there' like seriously, you wouldn't have sex with them here.

....Right?

Some of them really did make you clench your fists tight to control your hormones. But they also made you feel at ease when you were having a hard time adjusting.

The other demons often mumbled shit about you behind your back, which bothered you in the beginning. But now all of their insults were just... meh.

The device in your pocket vibrated, distracting you from your thoughts.