Chapter 5 : This is getting out of hand

Now that I'm done with the delivery girl and his brother who loves me that I rejected as fast as I could.

Something else was on my way, blocking my path, a sudden rain of meteorites fell towards me, a young woman with black hair is walking, she has a serious cold look on her face, which means she wants me dead.

I can barely dodge them, the sky went from blue to grey due to the clouds hugging each other.

The closer she gets, the harder it is for me to dodge her meteorites that are destroying everything in their path, making anything go to dust.

She mumbles, I try to counter the ones that would hit me with my pink fire that goes out of my fingers like a candle, splitting apart the meteorites.

She is a fearsome foe, just like my Master.

At least they are saved from this one ! The wind makes her hair reveal her eyes, the red from it is like the sun at dawn, the young woman is wearing a white dress that fits her body shape completely, I cannot see her ears but can't unsee her nose nor her black colored lips.

She stops attacking me once she gets too close and grab my tail, then my ears and then my nose.

By seeing her from up close, I can sense she lost any interest in killing me, I do see her having a crown attached to her hair, the crown of a rich family.

She sticks her face as close to me as possible.

"Fluffy."

"Huh ?"

"Weakling. You dare survive me."

"Of course I am ! I don't want to die !"

"Then, tell your master this. " Time's up, you pathetic Demon Lord.""

"I would never !"

"Why do you think I keep you alive ?"

"Because you like me."

"You are quite weak for a hero. Weak weak weak weak weak weak weak weak ! The weakest hero of all time. So live and become his whore." She maliciously smiles at me, she slaps me hard making my head turn around, my face turning red where she hit me.

"I bet an idiot educated you."

"Speak such insolence again, I won't let you be anything but a slave."

"I don't care ! You are weak ! Weaker than my master !"

She grins, I already got her mad.

"You bore me. Just die already."

I instantly saw the future after her words were said. She kills me, chopping my head off.

Back to reality, not a single second happened, I used this to my advantage to throw big fireballs at her, she steps back, stretch her arm and make it disappear into oblivion.

"Your head is mine you commoner."

I didn't see before, but she took out an axe from her back, mocking me and saying a lot of things in order to disturb me from the fight.

"That magic of yours is so weak. Where did you learn it ? In the trash !"

"Aren't you ashamed of fighting a weakling like me ?"

"Why would I be ? Being strong means fighting the weaklings. To show them their place."

"I'm not impressed."

"Blablabla, keep it together with your nonsense. You no longer have friends, family or anything. Join me and I'll turn you into my personal sex slave."

"No thank you, I'm not horny unlike you."

I keep throwing fireballs, making them bigger everytime. She does the same with her meteorite and at the same time she runs at me, holding her axe and trying to chop my head off. She is fast so I have to dodge everytime she gets too close in this muddy area with herbs and flowers, that she purposely walk on.

"Who the fuck are you !?"

"I am the strongest being you'll ever know. Plutaria Nekretia ! The next goddess !"

"Stop walking on the flowers."

"Stop dodging my attacks that are meant to kill you."

"I mean... if you stop trying to kill me. We could be friends."

"Friend with a commoner ? Stop with the nonsense, such weak individuals shouldn't dare to call themselves my friend."

"That's probably why you don't have any ! With your royal blablabla !"

"Die."

She is getting colder and colder, her speed improving while mine remains the same, at some point she almost gets me, my face close to my lips being hit, blood came out slowly from here and she smiled widely.

"Why don't you go back to your savage form ?"

"If you lose, let's be friends."

"In your dreams, you cannot dodge forever since you're a commoner."

She beats me with no efforts and laughs very hard at me, she isn't even finishing me off when she has the chance, her laugh was evil, she doesn't even stop, she goes crazy, her face going crazy, her teeth even made sound, singing that I am a weakling, she then lick her lips with her tongue.

I want to stop her, but she is definitely way too strong for me... even for the others I've been with... this is the end, I lost to a crazy princess.

"Happy Slave Day !"

She shouts happily, I'm throwing fire in the axe direction trying to deviate it from me, hoping to disarm her but the axe destroys the fire and while I'm about to die, my right eye starts glowing and it was at this moment she chopped my head with her axe, before I died I could see her toying with my head, kissing me.

Somehow, everything turns dark, the whole world is enveloped in darkness, then my head is back into my body like it never left it, I didn't feel any pain and I saw the princess being extremely exhausted, she glanced at me while coughing blood, it looked like I came back in time but she somehow noticed I did.

"What did you do !?"

"Let's be friends."

"Never."

She kills me a hundred times the exact same way, she got tired of it and accepted her fate, Plutaria has the power to sense timeleap. I didn't learn anything else from all these deaths, thanks to this demonic eye I'm still alive.

"What are you exactly ?"

"I'm Ellen, the Demon Lord's pet."

"You are definitely worthy ! We'll be friends since you aren't a commoner like I thought."

"Great ! Just so you know, I don't want us to be friends with benefits."

"Why not ?"

"Because you're horny."

"Of course I am ! I have a kitsune by my side !"

"And because of necrophilia."

"Forget it ! I'm a nice person on the inside !"

She is crazy, definitely and she is obviously not a nice person on the inside, why is she even lying ! This twisted being !

"So what do you want to say to my master exactly ?"

"Some weaklings became too strong way too quickly on our planet, we want to get rid of them before they reach my level of strength and assault us."

"How did they become strong ?"

"I gave a little of my blood to try to be a hero for once and not the cold princess of darkness. But it seems that was my mistake."

"Do you really need to go so far as to kill ?"

"No, I just want to. That's why I need your master's help ! He is stronger than me and I may be the child of a god but fighting a thousand other me by myself isn't in my capabilities."

"I really despise you."

"Thank you so much ! It means a lot !"

Plutaria answers happily.

"Don't be happy about it !"

"Evil is cool, cool is the princess of darkness."

"If you want to be cool, stop killing me."

"I didn't kill you, in fact you are alive."

"That's not... It doesn't matter !"

I guess everything that happened with my deaths were cancelled but my memory of them is still intact.

"You are a fallen hero and I am edgy. We're made for each other !"

"I'm not into girls..."

"Liar. Wouldn't you want to do it with me ?"

"I'd rather do it with a fat guy. And I despise them."

"Me too ! Especially because of how hard it is to get rid of their stinkyness."

"You are a good person !" she changed my mind.

"Of course I am ! I'll become the Goddess of Darkness !"

"Why Darkness ? Why not Cuteness ?"

"Because it's fun to hurt others."

"It's not. Tickling is fun."

"Sure..." I can hear the disappointment in her voice.

"We are losing time, let's go."

This girl is crazy, thanks to the demonic eye I could survive this, at least I didn't feel pain whenever she managed to kill me. But what worries me is why is she coughing blood, is it a side effect ? Being friends with such a princess is in a way, exciting as hell.