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Kisame

Reborn as Kisame, I kidnapped and robbed, didn’t pay my debts, beat up the elderly, bullied children, attacked others without telling the truth, and often killed my superiors and employers… But I know that I am a good ninja. ____________________________________________ support me for additional chapters in patreon: patreon.com/dragonNEET _______________ This is not my novel, I am just translating it. The cover image is not mine. The original title: Ninja World: I’m Not a Human Being!

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"Thanks."

Kisame thanked politely, then walked to the door, passed by Kakashi, and left like a gust of wind.

When he crossed the door.

"Bang!"

Asuma, who was standing in the examination room suddenly turned into a cloud of white smoke, and disappeared under the astonished eyes of the invigilator and candidates.

'What happened?'

For a while, everyone was dumbfounded.

The chief invigilator frowned.

He had already heard about Asuma Sarutobi being a bad boy. Sending a clone to invigilate the exam, the main body's absenteeism is indeed something that a bad boy can do.

But the other party is the son of the third Hokage, and he, the chief examiner, can't say much.

After all, even the Yamanaka clan behind him belonged to the direct line of the Sarutobi clan and were led by them. The patriarch of the Yamanaka family was directly under the command of Sarutobi Hizuren.

Therefore, regarding Asuma's absence from work, he could only turn a blind eye and pretend he didn't see it.

Among the people present, only Kakashi was shocked.

As he saw the back of Kisame walking out of the examination room, he suddenly thought of a possibility.

Kakashi asked the chief invigilator for a break, and then slowly walked out of the examination room.

He quickly noticed that the toilet at the end of the corridor was broken, water was flowing from it, maintenance workers and cleaning staff were present, and a "Not for use" warning sign was erected at the door.

Kakashi came to the bathroom, explained the situation to the staff, and walked in.

After a few minutes.

'Click.'

With Kunai in hand, Kakashi opened the lock on the innermost compartment. As the door slowly opened, he saw Asuma sitting on the toilet, unconscious.

'It Kisame.'

As soon as Kakashi saw Asuma's tragic situation, he identified the suspect, and also deduced the operation method that Kisame used to pass the test in advance and get full marks.

Thinking of the words that "Asuma" said to him in the examination room before, Kakashi felt humiliated and felt tightness in his chest.

He was tricked face-to-face by Kisame again.

His expression became ugly.

After a while, he recovered his breath, pointed to the unconscious Asuma, and instructed the staff:

"Send him to the infirmary, and try not to let too many people see him on the way."

In the test room, the test continues.

Some people passed the papers smoothly, some people were caught and eliminated because of cheating, and the rest were racking their brains and struggling to find the correct answer.

In the lounge, twenty or thirty people had gathered at this time, all of whom had successfully entered the second exam.

Kurenai Yuhi walked into the lounge, found Kisame, and went straight to the latter.

"Hoshigaki Kisame, what did you do to Asuma?"

She looked very angry, she stared at Kisame with big red eyes, as if she was going to cast illusions on him at any time.

Kurenai Yuhi was born in a family of illusionists in Konoha Village. Her family was as glorious as the Uchiha family in the heyday of history.

Under the cultivation and nurture of the family, Kurenai Yuhi has been very good since childhood, and graduated from the ninja school with the top grades.

As known to all, beautiful female school toppers likes bad boys, Kurenai and Asuma are such childhood sweethearts.

When she heard from Kakashi that Asuma was injured, she angrily came to Kisame to question.

"Kurenai Yuhi, I know that you and Asuma are lovers. However, one of you is a candidate and the other is an invigilator. You were discussing cheating at the stairs, and I recorded them all."

Kisame was already prepared, and while he was talking, he took out a voice recorder from his pocket without haste.

"How about it, taking advantage of the crowd here, do you want me to let everyone know about you going through the back door?"

With a smile, he said with a smile hidden in his mouth, as if he was going to press the play switch.

"No!"

Kurenai Yuhi quickly reached out her hand to stop it, and the baby's fat face turned pale instantly.

She is not afraid of Kurenai exposing her, but worried about Asuma.

Because Asuma is the son of Hokage, if this incident is exposed, it will not only have a serious impact on him, but also on the reputation of the third Hokage and even the entire Konoha.

Although Kurenai Yuhi is young, she deeply understands the stakes involved.

Therefore, when she was at the entrance of the stairs, she would take the initiative to reject Asuma's kindness.

Unexpectedly, the conversation between the two was still recorded by Kisame.

After a moment of silence.

"Then... what do you think I should do now?"

Kurenai Yuhi gritted her silver teeth, lowered her posture, and pleaded with Kisame, "This matter is my fault from the beginning to the end, and it has nothing to do with Asuma. As long as you give me the recording pen, and promise not to give this say it, I can promise you anything."

There were tears in her eyes when she said these words, but her eyes were very firm.

'She is really a simple girl.'

Kisame has no doubt that even if he asks Kurenai to sacrifice herself, she will probably agree with tears in her eyes for Asuma.

Konoha's young ninjas are indeed flowers in the greenhouse, and they are too easily destroyed.

But.

Although Kisame doesn't think he is a good person, he still has a bottom line.

He wouldn't do such a bad thing.

"Here."

Thinking of this, Kisame threw the recording pen to Kurenai and said to her:

"Go to the infirmary to see your little boyfriend, and say hello to him on my behalf. The grievance between me and Asuma has been written off, do you understand what I mean?"

Kurenai Yuhi took the recording pen and was stunned for a moment, but quickly reacted and assured Kisame:

"Don't worry, I will convince Asuma to stop bothering you. Thank you."

After speaking, she wiped her tears, turned around quickly, and ran out.

Watching the back of Kurenai leaving, Kisame took out a voice recorder from his pocket.

It's a backup, just in case.

If Asuma can't listen to Kurenai's persuasion, and still insists on going against him to the end, Kisame will publish the recording, and make a big deal.

It's just the title of Chunin, and it doesn't matter to Kisame.

But the reputation of the Sarutobi clan and Hokage could not withstand damage.

After Asma understood this truth, he could only accept the fact that he was beaten twice in vain by Kisame.

Time flies.

As the hour hand came to 12 noon, the first exam was finally over, and in the end a total of more than 60 people advanced.

The two temporary teammates of Kisame were unfortunately eliminated, which means that from the second exam, he can only fight alone.

This was exactly what he wanted.

For Kisame, the role of teammates is a burden in most cases.

'Bang.'

The door of the lounge was suddenly pushed open, and the chief examiner of the second exam came.

It was a beautiful woman in her early twenties, with long flowing red hair hanging down to her waist, looking optimistic and cheerful, with a bit of saucy temperament.

Uzumaki Kushina, a remnant of the Uzugakure, is now Konoha's Joinin.

She walked in in a hurry, pointed her thumb to her face, and announced her identity as the examiner to everyone with a smile.

Confident and beautiful.

"The Uzumaki Clan..."

Kisame whispered to himself, looking at the high-spirited Kushina on the podium, and his heart was somewhat touched.

After all, he may have Uzumaki bloodline, so he may be related to Kushina.

However, the Uzumaki clan is dead after all, it has become history, there is no need to think about these things.

Under Kushina's arrangement, all the candidates left the lounge, went to the restaurant to eat first, and then went to the second examination room in the afternoon.

In the restaurant.

Kisame found a quiet spot by the window and enjoyed lunch while admiring the scenery outside the window.

When the other candidates saw him, they all looked apprehensive and walked around with their plates in their hands. No one dared to sit near him.

The only exception is Might Guy.

After he finished eating, his eyes lit up when he saw Kisame by the window, and after talking to the two teammates beside him, he ran over.

"Big brother Kisame, are you taking the second exam alone? I believe in you, even if you act alone, you will definitely pass!"

Guy said, grinning, and gave Kisame a thumbs up, sincerely admiring the latter's strength.

"I wish you the best of luck, too, Guy."

Kisame smiled back and glanced at Guy's two teammates not far away.

Genma was okay, as later he became the guard of the fourth Hokage, Minato Namikaze.

Ebisu became the tutor of Konohamaru in the anime. He has the talent for guidance and teaching, but his strength is very average. It seems that he became a chunin at the age of 17.

He is a drag.

In general, Guy's team, in terms of strength on paper, is at the middle and lower level among all participating teams in the second game.

The promotion situation is not very optimistic.

The two chatted for a while while eating.

"Guy, we're going." Guy's teammates called him from a distance, and at the same time cast a vigilant look at Kisame.

They were worried that their team was being targeted by Kisame in advance.

"Big Brother Kisame, then I'll go first." Guy picked up the plate and said goodbye to Kisame.

"Wait. Take these detonating tags with you, and they may come in handy during the next exam."

Kisame suddenly stopped Guy, and shoved a stack of detonating tags into the latter's hands, and commanded in an unquestionable tone, "Don't refuse me, just accept it as a gift."

"Then welcome, thank you Big Brother Kisame!"

Might Guy touched the back of his head embarrassedly, bowed to Kisame, and accepted the gift with a happy face.

His family is very poor, and things like detonating tags are luxury goods.

Kisame watched Guy leave, and after the latter reunited with his teammates, he walked out of the restaurant.

He didn't get, he sat on the spot and closed his eyes.

Next second.

In the perception of Kisame, in the darkness, there is a light spot moving slowly.

It's Guy.

To be precise, it is Guy's detonating tags.

Those detonating tags were made by Kisame with the ability of Shibuki. They contained special chakras. As long as the distance did not exceed ten kilometers, he could perceive the specific direction.