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Kisame

Reborn as Kisame, I kidnapped and robbed, didn’t pay my debts, beat up the elderly, bullied children, attacked others without telling the truth, and often killed my superiors and employers… But I know that I am a good ninja. ____________________________________________ support me for additional chapters in patreon: patreon.com/dragonNEET _______________ This is not my novel, I am just translating it. The cover image is not mine. The original title: Ninja World: I’m Not a Human Being!

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'Rumble.'

With a loud noise, the tall building collapsed and the original underground gold exchange office was turned into a tomb, where the bodies of those who didn't listen to him were buried.

'The first tumor has been solved, and it is time for the next one.'

Kisame nodded with satisfaction, fluttered his wings, and left the place.

In a wood outside the town, after watching Kisame fly away, a figure emerged from the ground with a shocked expression.

He is the one who escaped just now, the only survivor of the massacre - Kakuzu.

Kakuzu suddenly had a painful expression on his face. He arched his back sweating profusely as the muscles in his back bulged, a black mass of wires rushed out of him and fell to the ground.

'Click.'

The mask on the black mass's face cracked with a crisp sound.

Kakuzu lost a heart due to salamander's poison.

However, he still has four hearts left, and with the Earth Grudge, he can add new hearts, so it's not a big problem.

Kakuzu was also attracted by the 300 million bounty on Kisame's head, so he came to the Land of Water.

Many years ago, he had tried to kill the God of Shinobi, Senju Hashirama. Although he failed, he escaped successfully. Therefore, Kakuzu had the confidence to assassinate Kisame, and regards this as a challenge.

Unexpectedly, as soon as he came to the bounty exchange office for information, he encountered this attack and lost a heart.

As far as Kakuzu knows, there are only two ninjas in the whole ninja world who can use salamander's poison. One is the dead Hanzo, and the other is Kisame who killed Hanzo and took away the poison sac from him.

In other words, who he encountered just now was Hoshigaki Kisame.

Kisame was much more powerful than he imagined.

Kakuzu couldn't help but feel the desire to escape.

He realized that his assassination attempt... should be considered a failure. He cannot stay in the Land of Water any longer and must leave as soon as possible.

However, he has harvested fame.

At least, the next time he shows off to others, in addition to his glorious deeds in the attempting to assassinate Senju Hashirama, there is one more thing to brag about—

He once fought against Hoshigaki Kisame and retreated successfully.

Thinking of this, Kakuzu felt at ease.

He took out the bounty brochure in his hand and flipped through it, he decided to be more pragmatic, and finally stopped at the pages of Konoha traitors Danzo and Orochimaru.

Except for Kisame, these two have the highest bounty.

So he has a new goal now.

In the Land of Water, there is an important trade route.

The trade road passes through a dense forest. Caravans traveling from south to north will pass here and rest here for a while.

But in recent years, there have been more and more bandits operating near the commercial road, and often looted caravans. Especially after the start of the third ninja war, the Land of Water became even more chaotic, and the activities of bandits became more and more frequent.

Robbery, murder and arson have become commonplace.

For example, at this moment, this forest is witnessing an extremely tragic scene.

When a large caravan with more than 100 people passed by, it was looted by a group of bandits: the caravan's carriage was overturned on the ground, and all kinds of goods were scattered everywhere.

Although the caravan hired guards, more than half of the guards were killed by the bandits, and only a few remained with the caravan civilians behind them and desperately resisted the bandits.

Right when the caravan was about to be finished by the bandits, a sharp whistle suddenly came from the depths of the woods.

'Swish.'

A bone sword flew over from a distance like lightning, and rushed into the bandits, it rushed left and right, flying up and down.

"What's with this sword? Damn it!"

The bandits were shocked and angry, they cursed as they tried to resist the bone sword.

However, they soon discovered that the weapon in their hands was as fragile as paper in front of this strange bone sword, and they would break with a touch.

Wherever the bone sword passed, the bandits were not able to resist, and they were beheaded one after another, and their heads fell to the ground with a terrified expression.

In less than half a minute, the bandits were completely wiped out.

'What happened?'

While everyone in the caravan was in shock, Kisame flapped his wings and slowly landed from the sky like a God.

The bone sword returned to his hand and melted into his body.

"Don't be afraid. I'm Sage Hoshigaki Kisame, the Fifth Mizukage and the ruler of Land of Water. From now on, there will be no bandits or pirates blocking the way in the Land of Water, because I will kill them all."

Kisame said and made a seal to perform the summoning jutsu.

With a bang, a three-meter-tall Katsuyu clone was summoned by him from the Shikkotsu Forest.

Under Kisame's instructions, Katsuyu parted into dozens of small slugs, they attached themselves to the wounded, and gave them a simple treatment.

After the matter was over, Kisame lifted the summoning jutsu and rose to the sky again under the grateful and respectful eyes of everyone in the caravan.

"Thank you, Hoshigaki-Sama, for saving our lives!"

On the ground, the members of the caravan fell to their knees one after another, watching Kisame go away gratefully.

There are two main types of bandits in the Land of Water.

The first are the traitors who escaped from Kirigakure.

In the past few years, due to the Blood Mist policy formulated by the third Mizukage, Kirigakure was under cruel and high-pressure rule, resulting in a large number of killings and deaths. It also spawned a large number of traitors too.

The second are common bandits who are not ninjas.

They were originally small thieves or pirates, but later they secretly learned the ninja skills of ninjas and improved them to make them more convenient for robbery and murder.

However, no matter what kind of bandits they are, they do the same thing:

Robbing caravans on land and merchant ships at sea, destroying roads, bridges and dams, and sometimes even rushing directly into villages or towns to slaughter.

The tense relationship between civilians and ninjas in the Land of Water is mostly due to these bandits.

Kisame's solution to this is very simple: kill them all.

In the next two weeks, he moved across the territory of the Land of Water, searching for bandits and pirates everywhere according to the information at hand, killing one when he saw one, leaving no survivors.

By the sea, at the foot of rolling hills, lies a beautiful village.

The villagers here, who originally relied on hunting and fishing for their livelihoods, have lived a peaceful and happy life in isolation for a long time.

But one night a few months ago, a group of bandits sacked the village. They brutally killed all the villagers, and then occupied the village and used it as a base.

The leader of this group of ninjas is Juzo Biwa, one of the seven members of the original Kirigakure Ninja swordsmen.

At the beginning, after he accidentally discovered that his Kubukiribocho had been lost by Mangetsu, he went to Fuguki Suikazan to ask him about it in rage as he is the who told him to give Kubukiribocho to Mangetsu, but he didn't expect to be beaten by the latter and lost all face.

Seeing that he could no longer live in Kirigakure, Biwa Juzo had no choice but to defect from the village and become a traitor.

He didn't think that in the end, with Suikazan's death, he became the only survivor of the Seven Ninja Swordsmen.

In this chaotic world, with his own strength and the reputation of the original seven ninja swordsmen, Biwa Juzo quickly gathered a group of men to do evil everywhere.

It can be regarded as a period of lawlessness and happy life.

But today, his good days are over.

In the village, the corpses of Juzo's men were lying in a pool of blood. They were killed inexplicably without even seeing the enemy's face.

Kisame descended from the sky and walked step by step towards the Juzo, who was looking at him with a look of horror.

"It's you…"

Biwa Juzo stared at Kisame and spoke with difficulty, his face ashen.

In the next second, a sword flashed, and Biwa covered his throat and fell down with a bang.

'Ruushhh.'

A heavy rain unexpectedly fell.

Biwa Juzo and other bandit's corpses were scattered everywhere, and their blood pooled into a small stream under the scouring of the rain.

Kisame's hands were covered with blood, like a tall demon god, he stood in the heavy rain. However, when the rain was close to him, it was isolated by the chakra escaping from his body, and not a drop fell on him.

Kisame has been busy for half a month, and now after killing this group of bandits, the bandits and pirates in the Land of Water are basically eliminated by him alone.

However, in addition to these bandits, there is also a hidden big fish, and Kisame deliberately kept it at the end to solve it.

Thinking of this, he took out a piece of information and looked through it.

In the information, what caught Kisame's eye was a middle-aged man in his thirties. Like Kisame, he liked to wear suits and leather shoes. But he looked much worse than Kisame: short, brown hair, with a hairline close to the top of the head.

This seemingly unremarkable man is actually a world-famous and wealthy businessman. His name is Gato.

That's right, he is the evil businessman who appeared in the early stage of the anime.

Gato, outwardly the president of a shipping company, is one of the richest men in the world.

But in private, he uses armed groups such as gangsters, ninjas and mafia to smuggle drugs and all kinds of contraband, and he also likes to use force and money to invade other countries and enterprises.

All in all, he's a terrifying villain.

Kisame also considers himself a bad guy, but compared to a guy like Gato who has no lower limit, he is like a saint.

After one day.

The headquarters of Gato Shipping Company is located in a bustling and lively town.

Kisame wearing a black suit and a pair of sunglasses, hiding his original appearance crossed the road with his hands in his pockets, and soon came to the entrance.

'Huh?'

As soon as he came here, he saw two men in suits pushing and shoving a gray-haired old woman. They were ferocious and violent, pushing the latter to the ground, she unable to get up for a long time.

"Old woman, stay away, don't affect the image of our Gato Shipping Company." The two of them spat and cursed.

"You took my granddaughter, please don't kill her, give her back to me. We will never fight against Gato again in the future, please..."

The old woman crawled to one person with difficulty, hugged the later's calf, and begged bitterly.

"This old thing really doesn't know how to live, don't touch me!"

The man had a look of disgust, he raised his fist to beat the old woman violently.

Suddenly, his raised arm was grabbed by someone.

"Alas, the world is getting worse. People nowadays don't know how to respect the old and love the young at all."

Kisame sighed, and as soon as he finished speaking, he exerted force on his hand and crushed the employee's arm.

At the same time, Kisame raised his right foot, and with a quick, ruthless, and accurate kick, he hit him in the dick directly.

"Whaaaa!"

The man suddenly let out a shrill scream, knelt on the ground with a thud, and passed out on the spot in pain.

"Who are you? How dare you come to Gato Shipping Company to make trouble?"

The other man in a suit was startled, he quickly took a few steps back, pulled out the pistol at his waist, and aimed the dark muzzle at Kisame.

To his surprise, the other party was not only not afraid, but instead smiled:

"You pointed a gun at me? Now that you have pointed your gun, you are ready to put your life on line."

While talking, Kisame walked towards the man in the suit.

"Don't think I don't dare, bastard!" The man in the suit cursed angrily, then bent his index finger and pulled the trigger of the pistol.

'Boom!'

With a gunshot, sparks emerged from the muzzle, and a bullet flew towards Kisame. At such a close distance, it is impossible for this shot to be dodged.

However, before the man in the suit celebrated his victory, his eyes widened. Because, the bullet shot from the muzzle was caught by Kisame...

That's right, in the face of a bullet flying at him, Kisame just stretched out hand and clamped it lightly.

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