Chapter 2
"Ugh... Seriously spawning me in the front of a f*cking bear?"
And now look at me I'm gonna die falling from a tree
『Should you pray or die』
"Shut up why would I pray for that shitty goddess"
I shouted to my advisor, and as if taking that shout as a signal, the bear started to climb the tree
『Your pride or your life, choose wisely』
"The bear is closing in damnit"
I really have no choice huh, I said in my mind
I clasp my hand and prayed begrudgingly
Good work If you don't want to have misfortunes pray to me daily, now I shall take care of your worries
Hearing the goddess from my head, clumps of dark clouds suddenly showed above and a lightning strikes the bear below me, the tree burned and started to fall down
"I knew it, that goddess set me up here with the bear and force me to be her believer by scaring me to death"
I'll get back to her someday...
Before the tree completely fell down I jumped away from it to avoid getting hurt
"Now what do I do?"
『Traveleth to the north, there thee shall seeth a village』
"North huh..."
The surrounding is still dark, hence I couldn't locate where is north
Waiting is boring so I'll find fruits to eat
After wandering around the forest I finally saw a tree bearing fruit similar to apple but yellow
『Honey apple』
There's no skull so I guess this is safe to eat
I picked the apple and took a tiny bite from it...
"....Umeeeeeeee!!...." (Delicious)
What the heck is this?? this is nothing compared to normal apples
You can taste the thick extract of honey with every little bite, and the tender flesh makes it more delicious
I decided I'll take all of it
『Greedy eaters dig their graves with their teeth』
What was that advisor? you want some apple? too bad you can't have some
After a while of apple picking I saw a strange apple, I approached it and upon closer inspection i saw that its shining
『Queen's Apple』
Ooooh.. It has the queen in it's name, that must mean it's more delicious than the others
After that I plucked it without a second thought
"Bzzt"
Eh? what was that? I must be hearing things. I continued my apple picking
"Bzzzzzz"
Hey advisor don't be noisy, don't worry I'll give you some
『・・・』
A-advisor?
I looked behind me and saw a giant bee the size of my face
『Killer Bee(Worker): 💀』
Heh. what was that measly 1 skull
"""Bzzzzzzzzzzz"""
Tilting my head sideways I saw a more bees following it
That's right haha.. I forgot that bees are animals that moves in numbers
Instant regret haha..
"Run!!"
Grabbing as many honey apple as I can, I ran away
"Bzzzz"
Dammit they're still following
I looked at my back and saw some large bee probably a meter high
『Killer bee(soldier): 💀💀💀』
What the heck three skulls?!
T-theyre fast!!, But I have my trump card too
I clasp my hand and prayed while running
Once a day remember?
Seriously?!
Hey advisor help me!!
『You did that to yourself!』
What the hell are you sulking?
I'll give you my apples please help me!!
『・・・』
No?
I'm screwed.