14 Elotro Risas Tapes #2

EXCERPTS FROM THE TAPES OF ELOTRO RISAS #2

I'm going to have to be real with you Agent Delaney, people can be confusing. I wasn't referring to people who were an enigma to the point where they could make even the smartest people in Decou blow their brains out.

No, I was referring to the people who allowed situations provoked them to do crazy stuff, and believe me when I say I've seen or heard people do crazy stuff. Take that one guy in 2011, who caught Decouan wide attention for marrying a pizza box.

Seriously, look it up on Loogel, a man was pictured at his wedding with a pizza box. Said pizza was a pepperoni pizza with mascarpone cheese, and had a small dash of onions mixed in with the tomato paste. The pizza was also 2 days old, like it was a left over pizza in the fridge, and if I remembered correctly, the man married the pizza box when it had one slice left. Just a single slice, all thin and crusty even after it spended its time in a freezer, then a microwave set about 2 to 3 minutes tops, and repeat, every single day ever since that silly wedding.

Right, enough about pizza, back onto the Blue Moon situation.

Santino gave me a large lecture, and it was as long as the usual lecture most people would receive when they were in class especially when Decouan history classes were a thing, when literally everything was talked about, but of course, previous presidents made sure some things never saw the light of day.

This was so bad that Decouans felt like the government screwed their own countrymen and national heroes to some degree.

To be extremely blunt with you Agent Delaney, what would happen following my agreement to help Ignacio and the BLV stung harder than a thousand hornets.