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Kaijin Fighter: So I Have to Make Monsters, So What?

Horrible Accident? Check Otherworldly Soul Yeeting? Check Taking over some schmuck's body who died around the same time? Check Unable to cultivate because the aforementioned schmuck's constitution is all messed up? Double Check In the world of Valresta where the great and powerful cultivate an energy called aether to get to where they are, Zhen Liu (Thomas Lee) is physically unable to despite having the qualities to do so. But due to a twist of fate, Zhen Liu is given the ability to create kaijin, strange and monstrous warriors to fight in his stead. By using this world's laws combined with his knowledge of Earth, watch as Zhen Liu stands above the so-called aether saints to become the one and only kaijin lord! "What the hell is a train"?! "Something that's about to kick your butt. Get him"! "Yes my lord"! Cover art done by JacKLYart on Twitter My Twitter: https://twitter.com/MajorMizako?t=23kOezglRcDjEUKcmpZQiA&s=09

Mizako · Eastern
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1157 Chs

We can't all be bru-hold up...why are you talking to me?

[Nepherage]: Zhen Tai

[Twisting Python Palm!]

*BAM!*

"DAMNIT!"

"Nice try, hothead!"

"Why won't you break already?!"

"Why don't you hit harder?"

"FUCK YOU!"

[I think this is what Logos refers to as what happens when an unstoppable force meet an immovable object...but the force is very stoppable...]

"Damnit, damnit, damnit! How am I supposed to break through this stupid shell of bullshit?!," Zhen Tai cursed as he bounced off the defensive barrier his opponent.

"I told you, its called the Golden Nautilus Pagoda. Not that, you uncouth barbarian."

|Minor note: this is technically funnier in Tide Tongue due to tone marks being a thing. Essentially, they're actually saying the same thing, but the tone changes the meaning.|

'How the hell am I supposed to beat this guy if this stupid shit pagoda is stopping me from ripping his stupid head off?!'