Five Minutes Free-for-All
<Oh balls, look like the kaijin decided to go with violence being answer.>
=Yup.=
<How long do you think these "shadow" guys are gonna last?>
=I want to say...two to ten minutes.=
<That's...a weirdly large gap. Why?>
=Well, applying "Conservation of Ninjutsu", two minutes if they realize that they're horribly outmatched, five minutes if they fail to realize that poison doesn't work on inhuman kaijin made of various inorganic materials and/or technically have the livers of five different animals, and ten minutes if that creepy trafficker bitch turns out to be what we think she is...that or she is actually packing some super powerful aether tool.=
<Ah, so the ass-pull solution.>
=Basically.=
<Hmmm...should we tell the kaijin that beaver guy and merry idiot duo are trying to escape?>
=We could...but I don't think those three are gonna be a problem anymore.=
<Oh? >