Chapter one:Meeting God

Me:ah damn where is this??

God: welcome my boy!

Me:who are you??

God:I am god , the creator and destroyer of everything.

Me:ok so did I die

God:yup

Me:god damnit I just had to die a virgin

God:yup you died a virgin so i will send you back in time but i have some constraints so imma send you to a world just like yours but just a month before its apocalypse

Me:hmmmm, ok but I want a system.

God:there is already a system for everyone in that world

Me: ok that is okay well now i need all the knowledge and growth rate faster than any other thing on that planet

God: ok so is 2.5 times the speed of growth ok

Me: nope i need 100 times the growth rate of anything living on that planet

God: 100 times is a bit too high how about 15 times

Me: nope 100 take it or leave it

God: sigh, ok well how you died did make me giggle so okay

Me:wait a second how did I die??

God: well you were in the of running away from the zombies and well you tried to suicidebut when you saw the height of the building you pooped yourself and well the zombies tried to eat you so you jumped off and well lets say your poop and your body pieces were mixed together

Me: ok so in short i just became a sludge of fecal matter and body parts with blood and urine

God:yes

Me: just send me to that world

God: ok mr.Salunke

Me: bye

God:have a safe trip and dont forget that you still have one wish left

Meanwhile

Long,Long away in a far away galaxy named milkyway galaxy in the solar system on

the third panet of the system called earth was a boy named Jack Sparrow who was going through a surgery and his fate was going to change and take a 180 degrees turn