Chapter 1

I'm Joseph Joestar, I'm 30 years old and my dream is to become a door, that sounds stupid, right? let's try this way..

I'm Joseph Joestar, I'm 30 I work as a broker at UniCredit in Ancona, Italy, Italy can be seen as a good place to live for its amazing culture, food etc. and a bad place to live for all the stereotypes on mafia, is either good or bad there's no in between.

Personally I hate it, I don't have particular reasons I just do. My life is really simple: everyday I wake up, brush my teeth get dressed do breakfast and go to work. While I'm on my car I put some music and think, think that I only have one reason to live, and that is to become a door, but that's impossible, right? Other than that I don't have specific reason for living I just want to make enough money by the age of 40/45 so that I can be wealthy enough to go live somewhere where life is low cost.

Essentially my job as a broker is to take money from wealthy people and use it to make them even more wealthy that's pretty much it, I don't have a particular reason to live, if I just vanished no one would care UniCredit would just hire another broker and make him do my job, but If a pizza maker vanished everyone would notice the difference because their favorite pizzeria is closed for a few days until they hire another pizza maker, and the costumers can't have their favorite pizza for a while. But for some reason I get payed more than them. After I finished talking to people that I don't knowing making them buy things to make my boss wealthier I get home, I open the door sometimes I wish I was one, you just stay there and get opened..wait that sounded a little weird, but you got the point, right? I wish I was even able to open whenever I wanted especially when I was a kid..

After I'm done thinking about my dream to become a door, that I finally realized it was impossible, I tried every method from doing chemical stuff to make spells, but It didn't work, finally I lay on my bed and watch some tv, today I was watching LOL an Italian series made by Amazon prime when some comedians are locked in a room for 6 hours and they try to make each other laugh, but if one of them laughs he or she gets an admonition with 2 of them you are out, it was really fun and enjoyable, then I made myself dinner because i still don't have a wife or girlfriend to make it for me when I come back from work, I'm not a bad chef but I'm not that good either today I made plain rice it was meh but still edible. Then I decided to read a book and relax, by the time I opened it I was already dreaming.