Can't escape the fate

That's When I notice that my mom heard me. I quickly lie back down on bed and screamed "mom I think I have a fever, my head acts and I'm coughing up blood !" Then I quickly squirted some red ink on my mouth, gotta say ink taste disgusting, but it'll be worth it if it help me escape the fate of the first day of school.

When I heard footsteps coming up the stair. I can tell that it's the foot step of the demon, the fate, and the footstep of...my dear mother. I took a deep breath and closed my eye, and prayed to God, and I prayed "dear God, if you still love me then please spare my life, If I go to school today I might not come back alive ! So please if you could, make my mom disappear, and in the name in xxxx amen." That's when I heard the sound of the door, I opened my eye and gave out a weak glare, knowing that this glare will make all the girls, and gays heart melt, but mom is just an exception.

Now she stands there straighter than a freaken stick ! Scanning me from head to toe with a pitiful look on her face. That's when I thought that it might work, and at the same time the pitiful look that's suppose to be on her face was gone. I wasn't surprised because of me wonderful acting skill failed, but what caught me by surprise was what she said. She idiotically said to me "Jonathan that wasn't what a good boy will do,"and just as I thought I was caught drinking ink, she continued and said " you shouldn't eat ketchup all by it self !" That's when I almost cough up real blood !!! "Now stand up, you mommy boy look at how old you are and still need me to get you out of bed?" What I can't believe was that my feet won't listen to my command and stood up. Is it because of the "mommy boy" she said ? those the word "mommy boy" puts so much impact on my brain? After I stood up she said " now there you'er all well, as lively as an bumble bee!"