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Jokes of Pakistan

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Moral stories from Pakistani writers and some funny stories.

Sheikh chali

Dear children, you must have heard the name of Sheikh Chali and you must have enjoyed reading his stories. Today we tell his story full of stupidity. There was a carpenter in a village whose only son lived. Was, whose name was chali.

He was a very thief of work, foolish, slow and lazy. All he could do was to brag. It seems to tell false deeds.

The people of the village were very annoyed with his habit and named him "Sheikh Chali". He made big imaginary plans like his name but did not carry out any of them.

Out of habit, a man said to him: "Sheikh Sahib! Why do you make such big plans?"

You have to leave this world in a week, think of your death. "

It was heard that the foolish Sheikh Chili became convinced of his death a week later and started preparing for it. First he dug a grave and went to bed in it. Six days passed, nothing happened. On the seventh day, Sheikh Chali thought that this was the last day of a week as told by this man, perhaps now the angel of death was coming.

He was thinking that a voice came in his ear "If a good servant of Allah delivers a basket of eggs to my house, I will give him an Ashrafi as a reward". Hearing Sheikh Chali Ashrafi's name, he came out of the grave He came and picked up the basket of eggs and placed it on his head.

Seeing this, the owner of the basket said, "Sheikh Sahib, just take care of it, don't let the eggs break, otherwise I won't give a damn, I will take the opposite compensation."

Sheikh Chali spoke with great pride, Mian Sahib! I am Sheikh Chali, I am not a small person, the whole village knows me, "he said and left with a basket of eggs.

He used to cook imaginary pilaf. He lost his mind while walking on the road with a basket of eggs on his head and started cooking imaginary palao. I will buy a hen, she will give eggs, I will sell eggs and then i will buy a goat, she will gives kid, I will sell goats and buy cow.

The cow will give milk, my children will ask for milk, so I will tell them, "Take this milk", saying so, he grabbed the basket and removed both his hands, due to which he fell on the ground and all the eggs were broken.

When the owner of the egg saw this scene, he sighed and said, "Oh my eggs", on the other hand Sheikh Chali was crying and saying, "Oh my baby".

After hearing the sighs of both of them, the people gathered and after listening to Sheikh Chali's words, they convinced him, "You are not even married. Where did the children come from? You are crying. Yes, the owner of the eggs. You will have to pay the compensation. "The matter reached Sheikh Chali's mother. She came there and paid the compensation and released Sheikh Chali.

Mr. miser

It is said that when the fox is threatened, he goes to the city, but when Mian Kanjus (Mr. miser) is threatened, his wife orders mangoes from him. Mian Kanjus' real name was Hamid Khan, but every little He was called 'Mian Kanjus' because of his great stinginess.

Well, Mian Kanjus listened to the order, then with great courage he took out some money from his box and with great pomp put it in his pocket and went to the bazaar.

First he went to a mango seller and found out the price, then he found out one and a half hundred rupees a kilo. As soon as he heard this, he touched his stingy ears and said:

"

On hearing this, the mango seller replied: "If you want to get cheaper than this, go ahead."

"

Mian Kanjus immediately stepped forward. When he went ahead and inquired about the price, he found out that the mango was only one and a half hundred rupees a kilo. ۔

"

"Such good goods will not be found cheap," said the mango grower.

Now Mian Kanjus approached another mango seller. The condition of the mangoes was noticeable.

Mian Kanjus asked: "Brother, have you given me a kilo?"

The mango seller replied: "The cheapest.

Only eighty rupees a kilo. "

Mian Kanjus got annoyed with anger and said: "Such a bad mango is Rs. 80 per kg." Break from there

"

On hearing this, Mian Kanjus was very happy and ran to the well and jumped up and started breaking mangoes. Suddenly his foot slipped and Mian Kanjus fell into the well. It was good that the well was dry, but Mian As soon as the miser fell, he got up, shook his clothes, picked up the mangoes lying in the well and began to fill them in the swing, but when he looked up, he was very worried about how to get out of the well.

As soon as this thought came, Mian started stinging and running.

At that moment, a horse-drawn carriage passed by. When he heard these voices and saw Mian Kanjus in the well, he took pity on him and took out the rope of his horse-drawn carriage and hung it inside the well and held the rope firmly from above. He said to grab the rope and come.

Mian Kanjus did the same, but he had just climbed a little when the horseman could not bear his weight and fell into the well with a thud and Mian Kanjus started running in the well again, disturbed. Also started running.

Suddenly the owner of the mango tree reached there. He saw it and asked in astonishment, "What are you two doing in the well?" Then Mian Kanjus told the owner of the mango tree everything.

The owner said: "If you give me two hundred rupees, I will take you out."

On hearing this, Mian Kanjus made the promises that he will give the money.

And when the owner took them both out from the well, Mian Kanjus forcibly gave two hundred to the owner and returned home

empty handed.

being a miser cost him more than he expected.

Ghost

Twelve-year-old Kashif was a very wicked boy. He often scolded his parents and grandmother for his mischief. His sister Aliza was one year older than him. Kashif's stepfather. She had come to his house from another city with her children Shaan and Faiza. They were the same age as Kashif and Aliza.

One day the children asked the grandmother to tell the story and she agreed.

Shaan said: "Nani! No one will tell a ghost story, I am very scared of ghost stories."

It was heard that Kashif's ears pricked up. A mischievous smile appeared on his lips and a twinkle in his eye.

Alizee began to look at him with meaningful eyes.

After the story ended, Aliza said to Kashif: "It seems that you will scare Shaan by becoming a ghost.

"

Kashif put his finger on his mouth and said: "Speak softly. True, it will be great fun. When he falls asleep at night, I will scare him like a ghost."

His condition will be seen. "

It was night. Kashif and Shaan were sleeping in a separate room.

There was a dim light in the room. Kashif was slowly stepping towards Shaan. He saw Shaan sleeping unconscious in his chador. Before he could remove the chador and scare Shaan, suddenly someone shrugged his shoulders. He put his hand on it. When Kashif looked around, his soul perished.

Aliza and Faiza were in Dadi Jan's room. Aliza was awake. She knew that Kashif would frighten Shaan into becoming a ghost. It was only a short time later that Aliza suddenly heard Kashif's scream. Gone and started smiling.

Aliza was very surprised to see him.

"Why are you smiling?" Aliza asked.

Faiza said something in Alizee's ear, which made Alizee smile too. Hearing Kashif's scream, they both laughed. Then get up and walk towards Kashif's room.

Kashif was trembling when he saw the ghost in front of him. Suddenly the light of the room turned on and Aliza and Faiza saw that something black had fallen down from the window. When they reached the room, they saw Kashif's condition and started laughing.

Seeing them laughing, Kashif said: "Here is my life and you are laughing.

"

Faiza approached and said: "Hey! He was not a ghost, he was Shaan."

"What a shame!" He said in surprise.

Aliza said: "Yes! Faiza has told me everything. In fact, when you were planning to scare Shaan, they both heard and thought before you scare Shaan into becoming a ghost, on the contrary, Shaan becomes a ghost." Will scare you

"

"But Shawn is asleep," he said in surprise.

"Oh no! These pillows are placed in such a way, as if someone is sleeping. Look, these are pillows." Saying this, as soon as Faiza removed the sheet, she screamed.

Grandmother John had also woken up after hearing the scream. She said to herself, where are these children. The scream also came from Kashif's room. Something is wrong, I will go and see. Pick up your rosary and walk towards Kashif's room.

"If Shaan is sleeping, then who was he, who immediately disappeared. Aliza said in fear. Meanwhile Shaan also stood up with his eyes closed and asked:" Why is this Kashif a ghost? "

Faiza said: "How ignorant you are sleeping brother! Even in such a noise, my eyes did not open.

"

Shaan said: "Hey, I thought this noise was happening in a dream."

Now Kashif understood that he was the real ghost. Meanwhile, the rest of the family got up and reached there and they also became aware of the whole situation.

Kashif's father said: "Say goodbye! Now you will do some mischief! The real ghost came to punish you for mischief, but with the arrival of Aliza and Faiza he disappeared."

Do no more mischief. "

Kashif touched his ears and said: "I have repented for any future misdeeds."

Grandmother said: "You didn't believe us, you obeyed the ghost immediately."

Suddenly Shaan shouted: "Ghost!"

"Where is he?" Kashif said trembling with fear.

Seeing him trembling, Shaan laughed out loud.

and It is not yet known whether the missing person was a real ghost or a third character.

look behind you.

4 friend`s and a rich man

The four close friends were about 25 years old. They were going from one city to another by train. They were sitting in a train car. They were all engaged in gossip when their eyes fell on the isolated person. He was wearing gold-framed spectacles and was wearing expensive clothes.

Precious hat on his head,

There was a thick gold chain around his neck. There was also a gold chain hanging in his vest. The other end of which was going into the waistcoat pocket.

After a while, he took out his pocket watch with the help of this chain, looked at the time and put it back in his pocket, the watch was also attached to the gold frame.

Everything about her and her outfit was testifying to her being an emir. The four friends were examining her closely.

There was no one else in the first class box except these five.

A friend, Omar daraz, said: "I think he is a feudal lord.

"

"Elders, landlords never travel alone, they have several security with them," said another friend, Rahim Bakhsh.

"I think he's a big government official," said Abdullah, a third friend.

A fourth friend said: "Government officials don't have that kind of attitude, I think they are smugglers.

This fourth friend was Hamid-u-din and was called Hamid. Hamid was the most cunning and greedy of the four.

The four friends were talking in secret that this seems like a big job.

The four friends made a plan and under it they approached the rich man and after asking for peace and blessings,

they said to him: So that the journey can be cut short easily; a game comes to mind.

Let's start the game with your permission. "

The rich man took a meaningful look at the four of them and, after examining them. head on, said: "Approved."

Explaining the terms of the game to the rich man, the four friends said:

"Each of us will tell a story.

If you do not accept this story as true, then you have to give what you have and in your pocket. The same condition will apply to all four of us. You will tell a story, if we believe it to be true. If we fail, everything we have on our body and in our pockets, except our clothes, will be yours.

"

The rich man said: "okay!!! I agree lets begin"

My first friend Omar Daraz narrated his story:

"I was not even three months old when my mother hung me in a cradle. I saw that my mother was upset. She needed raw papaya to digest the meat." They were planted on a tree in the courtyard of the house and no one was going to take it down from the tree.

My father said that he refused to take down the papaya because he could not climb such a tall tree.

In a state of anxiety, my mother went back to the kitchen. I did not see her anxiety and I got out of my cradle, climbed a tree and broke the raw papaya and came down and quietly put it on the kitchen door and went back to my He lay down in the cradle.

My mother was surprised to see raw papaya. What do you say? Is this true or false? "He asked the rich man.

"I admit it is true, it is possible," replied the rich man.

Now another friend, Rahim Bakhsh, began to tell his story.

He said that one day while walking on the side of the road, I saw berries like berries lying under the (Azadirachta indica) commonly known as neem tree. I was amazed at their size. I picked up a salt and tasted it. She was as sweet as honey.

Eager to eat salt, I climbed a tree and ate some fresh salt, but now the problem was how to get down from the tree. I know how to climb, I don't know how to get down. I rented a ladder from it, put it on and got down from the tree.

"What do you think of salty sweets being as sweet as honey?" Rahim Bakhsh asked the rich man.

"Salt can be sweet, of course it can be. I admit it to be true and I thank your intellect that you used a very good way to get down from the tree.

The rich man spoke with satisfaction.

The second friend's blow was also emptied.

The third friend Abdullah came to the field. He told his story and said that I went on a tour of the northern regions with some friends. I was so impressed by the natural beauty and enchanting beauty of his area. It happened that I entered the forest on foot and I did not know it, even though the locals forbade me to go to the forest because there is a man eater lion living there.

The same thing happened that was feared. A lion suddenly came forward and started roaring.

The whole forest was trembling from his torso, but I remained calm. I told the lion not to try to eat me, I am not a common man, I will break your jaw, but he refused and attacked me. ۔

As soon as he opened his mouth and jumped on me, I grabbed his lower jaw with my right hand and my upper jaw with my left hand. Both were pushing.

The lion was making ear-splitting noises, but I kept my grip strong; and then with a quick blow I tore both his jaws, he fell unconscious and piled on the ground. My friend and Joe looking for me When I reached there, they were shocked to see this scene. They could not believe their eyes that I had killed the lion with my bare hands.

Abdullah asked the rich man

if he believed him

Will?

The rich man calmly replied: "Your stature suggests that you must have killed the lion. I admit it to be true."

When the third time was empty, all four friends were disappointed.

His last hope was a fourth friend, Hameed-u-Din alias Hamid, who had planned to rob the rich man. Win that game and grab its valuables.

The fourth friend told his story that one day I went to the sea to go fishing. I rented a boat and reached the deep sea. I saw that there were more hunters and fishermen, who had their own boats. So they were fishing and they caught a lot of good fish.

I also put my net in the sea, but many hours passed, no big fish came in the net. I got angry, I left the net and jumped into the sea and reached the bottom of the sea while diving. I saw a big wheel.

He also saw me and attacked me. As he approached me, and I reacted quickly , a strong corn stuck in his right eye. His eye came out and fell into the water, which was caught by small fish. After a while, the whale became angry and turned towards me.

I changed my self in to a panther and rubbed her left eye with my claw, her other eye was also lost and she lost both her eyes and came under my control. I slaughtered her at the bottom of the sea.

I was very hungry, but the problem was roasting his meat.

I rolled two rocks in the sea and started a fire and fried the meat with pleasure. I was about to eat the whole whale, but then I thought that some part of it should be saved and taken away. Believe me, I've hunted whales.

Hameed-u-Din alias Hameed asked the rich man: "You may not believe me, especially if you do not accept the burning of fire in the sea."

"I must admit that water can be set on fire.

The proverb of setting fire in water is very much used in Urdu. I don't know how many Urdu poems and songs this proverb was used. I believe your story is true, it is possible. Fire can be set in water.

Hearing the rich man's answer, the four friends died on their own.

His last blow was also emptied. Badal asked the rich man to tell him a story that would surprise him.

The rich man said that I have a large vegetable growing farm where I keep experimenting with growing vegetables.

Twenty-five years ago, I tried to grow pumpkins, which were very successful, and the size of the pumpkins became much larger than usual. This is how the four pumpkins were made, but when they were cut, one human child came out of each pumpkin. There were four boys. I raised and reared them, they worked on my fields and farms.

One day they all ran away from me. I was wandering in search of them. I am lucky that all four of you met me today. You are the young man who ran away from my farm. Now you have to go back with me and my You have to work in the farm`s and fields, because you are my property.

"Tell me, do you believe me or not, do you believe my story or not!" forcefully Asked by the rich man.

The four friends fell into a trance. If they believe the story of the rich man to be true, then they will have to work in his fields as slaves for the rest of their lives, and if they call it a lie, they will be given money from their pockets.

You will have to lose the gold chains of watches and necklaces.

After much thought, he came up with the second idea.

The rich man, according to the conditions, collected the chains, watches and pockets of the four of them and landed at the next station, from where he was to disembark, that is, he was called

100 of gold smith`s and one of a blacksmith's.