418. Sixth Mission ~Freeza's Stress Ball~

"Ugh!" sighed the seven, walking inside after a beating.

"Hey, guys! What's wrong?" smiled Erina.

"We need someone who's strong!" yelled Gumball.

"Hey!" yelled Josuke, Finn, Jake, and Patrick.

"I don't know why I'm offended, but HEY!!!" yelled Patrick.

"Well...! Josuke can only go strong when he's needed! Finn and Jake are just Super Soldiers! And Patrick lacks precision!" yelled Gumball.

"I'm actually with Gumball on this one," said Darwin. "We need a Superman. All we have are Goku..." He points to Josuke. "Captain America..." He points to Finn. "Mr. Fantastic..." He points to Jake. "Iron Man..." He points to Spongebob. "Hulk..." He points to Patrick. "Batman..." He points to Gumball. "And Beastboy..." He points to himself. "We need a Superman, guys..." 

Erina speaks up. "I could be -!"

"You're Black Widow. No one cares about you," said Gumball.

Josuke punches Gumball in the shoulder.

"Sorry," said Gumball. "So, what the hell do we do!? We need a tank, guys! All we have are bazookas, cannons, armored cars, and the leader! Me! We need a tank, guys!"

"Dude, I'm the leader," said Finn.

"Pfft! No, you aren't," said Gumball.

An earpiece forms in Josuke's ear and he turns it on. "Yep? Uh-huh...? Who now? Freeza?" He turns it off. "Apparently, an alien named Freeza is invading Maharlica...?"

"UGH!!!" yelled the others.

"Who?" asked Erina.

"He's Universe DBZA-7's Space Dictator, apparently. A huge big shot, they say. AKA Freeza Napoleotler. He was said to have invaded Maharlica recently."

"What!? Why!?"

Later...

The Jazz Fusion: Josuke, Finn, Jake, Spongebob, Patrick, Gumball, and Darwin all left from a portal and entered Earth DBZA-7.

"Hey-a Jazzy Fusees!"

"Don't call us that," said all seven.

"I'm Goku!" smiled Goku. "Giorno doesn't want to come because he's handling other cosmic stuff so we called you!"

"We know... We saved the Omniverse together," said Gumball.

Clark floats down in front of the seven. "Hey!" he smiled.

"Hey, Supes," sighed Josuke. "Are the others here?"

Vegeta walked toward them. "Well, well! If it isn't the foolish children of the corn that died in the penultimate battle against Stefan!"

"I survived, jackass!" yelled Josuke.

"I've heard you've gotten stronger, Kal-El..." sneered Vegeta. "I wonder if you are powerful enough to even try me, Kryptonian!"

"I heard you Saiyans were terrifying," said Clark. "Being our cousin race and all. I heard you have Red Kryptonite Disorder."

Vegeta frowns. "I don't want to talk about it."

Diana walks in. "Hey, guys!" she smiled.

Bruce follows after her. "Why am I here?"

"Because I always go when you work and you never go in my affairs."

"Ugh..."

Saitama walks in. "Hey, guys."

"Hey, Saiyan Tammy!" smiled Goku.

"Hey, Wukong!" smiled Saitama.

Lord Marvel and Kapitan Dirigma float down.

"Lord!" smiled Josuke.

Lord nods. "Hey."

Kapitan Dirigma cackles. "I'm having fun!"

"He's drunk," said Lord. "He drank 17 gallons of gasoline back in Earth-Grimm."

"Hoo-WOOHOO!!!"

The group all stood on the beach near the sea.

"Well... The gang's all here," smiled Clark.

"You forgot me," said Hercules, floating down.

"Oh, hey Hercules!" smiled Josuke.

Hulk, Thor, and Carol all land before them. "You forgot about us," said all three.

"Oh, right..." said Clark.

"So... who are you guys?" asked Josuke. "The Super Friends?"

"No! We're the Spartansex!" smiled Goku.

"He means Spartans," sighed Vegeta. "After those foolish Z-Fighters retired and moved on with their lives, we formed a new group to protect all of Maharlica. We are the Spartans."

Bruce, Goku, Vegeta, Saitama, Superman, Wonder Woman, Lord Marvel, Kapitan Dirigma, Hercules, Thor, Hulk, and Captain Marvel all stood in front of The Aswang Prince, Finn, Jake, Spongebob, Patrick, Gumball, and Darwin.

"What's the big problem around here, anyway?" sighed Gumball.

*splat! splat! splat! splat! splat!*

Freeza stomped before the entire group in his first form. "Hello, Monkeys. Why the hell are there sea creatures and a cat, now? A couple of hybrids... Ugh... Absolutely riveting. A couple of gods. A filthy Kryptonian. I'm just glad there aren't any Viltrumites around. Absolutely riveting. Well...!? Speak up!"

Everyone went serious, staring at Freeza with anger.

"Whatever do you mean, Mr. Freeza sir?" asked Josuke.

Everyone turned to Josuke with horror.

"Dude!" whispered Darwin. "Don't try that!"

"Just... Please... We're here to ask that question because we have no idea what you're talking about."

Freeza squints his eyes. "How dare this filthy animal speak to me?"

Josuke's eyes widen. "What did you just call me!?"

"Stop talking," said Freeza. "Don't dare speak to me, you filthy vermin mutt.Only a person worthy to speak with me could speak."

Diana sighs. "Uh-..."

"Silence, half-breed," said Freeza.

"If you're going to keep brushing everyone off, you wouldn't get what you want," said Bruce. "So I suggest you speak to at least one of us with respect."

Vegeta turns to Bruce with horror. "What the hell are you doing!?" he whispered while clenching his jaw.

"Go on. Speak to one of us with respect," said Bruce. "If not..." he squints his eyes. "Whatever you're trying to find is as good as gone."

"I could kill you with ease," said Freeza.

"But I know you won't, coward."

Freeza stares at Bruce for a short moment. "Haha... Ahahahahahahahaha! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Finally, a human with balls! I don't sense any fear in you. Nothing at all! Unlike these filthy cowards."

"You're the one who's a coward."

"Stop calling me that."

"No, coward. No, I won't. What do you think we have that you don't?"

"I want my rubberband ball!" yelled Freeza.

"What rubber band ball?" asked Bruce.

"It's a ball that I squeeze when I'm stressed that's made of Korudan rubber. Absolutely nigh-indestructible!"

"You came here to find your stress ball?" asked Bruce.

"Yes! YES!!! Thank you!" yelled Freeza. "Where is it? Tell me and I won't invade your tiny insignificant planet."

Bruce sighs. "We have people for that. The seven of them." Bruce points to Josuke, Finn, Jake, Spongebob, Patrick, Gumball, and Darwin. "We could keep you company while they find your stress ball."

"WHAT!?" asked the seven Fusioneers.

"So, they're your slaves?" asked Freeza.

"No," said Bruce. "We don't do that around here. These people are honorable warriors that we find to be quite useful and could do basically about anything. Because they're heroes for hire. They're the Jazz Fusion, and I believe that they could do this."

"Yes! Your glorious stress ball shall return to you!" yelled Thor.

"Yeah!" yelled Goku. "Don't worry, Freezer! We'll keep you cool and freeze ya over!"

"Alright, Batman," said Josuke. "And Spartans! We'll save your butts!"

"Find that stress ball, children! Find it!" yelled Vegeta.

Josuke scans Freeza with the Sanchez Particle Radar. 

"What are you doing?"

"Scanning you for Sanchez Particles..." Josuke's eyes widen. "Found it!" 

Later...

*knock knock*

Someone opens the door to see Josuke, Finn, Jake, Spongebob, Patrick, Gumball, and Darwin at the doorstep.

"Hello!" smiled Josuke. "We're the Jazz Fusion! We're here to help you!"

A depressed middle-aged woman opens the door of the house. "No, you can't," she said.

"Well... Fine. We're just here to get a stress ball that is in your house," said Josuke.

"We're not here to harm you at all!" smiled Darwin.

"Yeah, sure. Whatever," said Gumball. "Is there a guy called Mark Grayson around here?"

"I'm his mother," said the woman. "And no. Leave."

"Is there anyway way we could find him, Ma'am?" smiled Spongebob.

"No," she said.

They bow their heads and leave.

"Try the mountains east," said the woman.

"Thank you, Ma'am!" smiled all seven.

In the mountains...

The seven all walk around the forests of the mountain.

Finn sighs. "Whoa, guys! Listen!"

Everyone stays quiet.

"What...!?" asked Jake out of fear.

"Everything was silent in just five seconds," said Finn.

"Whoa!" smiled everyone.

"Maybe that means a big animal was nearby for a second!" smiled Patrick.

"Patrick, that's idiotic," said Gumball.

"No..." said Josuke. "He's got a point."

*woosh!*

Josuke's eyes widen and his ears twitched.

He sniffs the air.

So does Jake.

Josuke looks around. "Guys... What was that?"

Everyone prepares their Stands.

A young man lands behind them wearing nothing but ripped and dirty jeans.

"I told Cecil to BACK OFF!!!"

The young man kicks Josuke away, but Josuke woges and stops the crash with Killer Queen Ultimate, but in the process, he crashed into several trees and snapped them into pieces.

He crashed around forty meters away.

Josuke slowly stands up and takes out Killer Queen Ultimate. "Christ..." he whispered, shaking as he only hears ringing in his ears. "I can't... hear anything..."

Meanwhile, Spongebob blows bomb bubbles at the young man, who is barely injured by it. He grabs Spongebob and crashes him to the ground, knocking him out.

Gumball summons his Laserheart Armor and tosses Heartarangs at the young man, who simply approaches Gumball. Gumball then pounces backward and handsprings away.

He then spreads his fists and shoots out a laser from his Magical Arc Reactor.

*PEW!!!*

Darwin, in the form of a  dragon, bites into the young man's throat.

Finn uses Come Along With Me to beat the young man over and over. Failing to equal the young man, Finn is punched square in the face and he crashes into several trees.

Jake gets bigger and blasts several fists (literally) at the young man, who blocks it over and over again. He then uses a backhand fist and slams his knuckles into Jake's face, knocking him out.

*SPLAT!!!*

Jake's body goes limp like a bunch of bloody noodles as he crashes into another tree.

Spongebob jumps up and takes out his Laser Spatula to try and injure Mark, but Mark flicks him several meters away.

Patrick's GGR blasts its fists at the young man as Patrick grows in size, but he offers a back kick into Patrick's chin, shattering his teeth into pieces.

Josuke slowly stands up and ticks his wings.

*tik tik tik tik tik tik tik tik...*

"I wouldn't try that. I'm Invincible," said Mark Grayson.

"Well, Awehsomeh..." said Josuke, snarling. "I'm the Prince of All Aswangs, bitch." He flies toward Mark and uses Killer Queen to beat his face over and over again.

"ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA!!!"

Mark spins around him and kicks his spine, but Killer Queen blocks it with its own back.

"Hey!" yelled Josuke. "I really don't wanna use this Stand..." he snarled.

"You're an Aswang, right?"

"More than you think."

"What's your business here?"

"We're looking for Mark Grayson, Viltrumite," snarled Josuke.

"That's me."

"We need Freeza's stress ball."

"That prick invaded my dimension's Sydney, so I destroyed his precious treasure I found in his room of treasures. You're working for him...?"

"No," said Josuke. "We just need the stress ball or he'll invade Maharlica."

"That was a stress ball?"

"It had a fucking smiling face on it. Of course, it was," said Gumball, standing up.

"Sorry, but I don't have it."

"Because you destroyed it...?" asked Josuke.

"Yep..." said Mark, staring at Josuke with annoyance.

Josuke stares back with annoyance. "Are you an idiot...?"

"No. What!? No!"

"You just endangered literally everyone on your planet and including ours!"

"Shit... Really?"

"What the-!? YES!!! I'm sorry about what happened last year with your father. But I gotta say that without that stress ball, we'll enter yet another war... This time a Universal One."

"Whoa... I'm really sorry... I didn't mean it!"

"Then what do you suggest we do, dude?" asked Josuke.

"We uh... He's Freeza, right? What about we give him a new stress ball!"

"What!?" asked Josuke.

"WHAT!?" asked the others.

"Where the hell will we get that!?" asked Gumball.

Mark holds up his index finger and flies away into space. He flies back with an alien tree in his hand. "I replanted some new trees."

Everyone stares at Mark with surprise and shock.

"He's the one," said Darwin.

"Weird that your mood switched once you realized we aren't really your enemies... I heard that you're in search of a new Superhero team, right?" smiled Josuke.

"Hm? Yeah, I guess!" smiled Mark. "Guardians of the Globe won't let me join because I was too... Uh... Impulsive, as they say."

"Well..." said Josuke. "Awehsomeh!"

"It's 'awesome,'" corrected Mark.

"Wanna sign up for the Jazz Fusion?"

"Wait, really? Don't you guys do things like help people out like weird heroes for hire?"

"Well... yeah..." said Josuke.

"Do you spend time and go on saving the world or whatever?"

"Yeah," said Josuke. "Technically, we've been... overworking recently and losing rest. We have a boarding house. Everything's free of charge. 30% of our given bounty goes to the Hellsing Organization."

"Can I bring my Mom into your boarding house?" asked Mark.

Josuke's smile goes away.

He remembers something...

Suki, Bonnie, and Darwin's ghost guppies all play around with toys and throw them in Josuke's face.

Josuke tries hard to make Suki sleep by rocking her to bed, but she kept on crying.

Josuke sobs in the corner while the tax collector asks him to "Please sign the documents, now..."

Now...

"Another one?" smiled Josuke with a psychotic grin.

A Spin-Imbued rock is thrown into Josuke's head.

Everyone gives an angry thumbs-up.

A tear flows down his eye. "Sure, buddy!"

"Why are you crying?" asked Mark.

"These are tears of joy... These... Ahahahare tears of johohohoy..." he sobbed.

"Alright... then...?" asked Mark.