1 Prologue

"Naruto," I said sitting cross-legged with my arms crossed I was in gogetas body wearing his Xeno outfit I opened one eye spotting a young girl at the age of 8 looks like naruto's sexy Jutsu with blond hair blue eyes 3 whisker marks wearing a hideous orange jumpsuit I had just sensed her arrive.

"So you're the Kyuubi," she asked, "not what I was expecting" I snorted

"What is this place!?" she glanced at me suspiciously "and how do you know my name?"

"I'm in your mind baka" I glared

"I just changed the scenery"

"..."

" Anyway the Kyuubi is dead," I said stoically Ignoring her shocked look

"and i know everything, Quite frankly I shouldn't even be here"

"...So, who, or what are you then?"

"None of your business!" I replied causing her to glare at me

"I think it is my business since your living inside me rent-free-dattebayo"

"..."

"Hmmph, be like that then," she said turning her back towards me And storming away.

A few seconds later she inched back with a nervous grin on her face

"What is it now brat?" I asked

"How do I leave?"

"This is your mindscape you figure it out."

"..."

I sighed before i exiled Herout myself

~Plop~

::: Thank you Kyuubi:::

"I'm not the Kyuubi! do I look like a gigantic orange fox with nine tails to you?"

: ::.....then what are you?:::

"Kami" I replied

She laughed

::: ha! yeah right, and I'm the fourths daughter!:::

"...Shut up brat"

:::hmph:::

*Lesson number one

When you die and is gifted with 3 wishes.

You must be specific.

Why?

Quite simple really

Like all cliche web novel stories I died And was visited by the supreme god of the omniverse to ask for any 3 wishes no matter how ridiculously op they are.

Here are

1. I asked for the memories and powers of Gogeta. from Db super and Dbgt

2. I Asked for the ability to be immortal to keep my strength and muscles when I decide not to train.

3. I asked to be reborn inside Naruto.

I should have said As Naruto or in the Naruto world because he stuffed me inside the seal killing the Kyuubi it should reform later on though. Right now though.

1 month later

i was finished doing my morning work out routine the danger alarms went off i looked at the television seeing what naruto was seeing my eyes widened

"Naruto are you stupid? Don't you dare drink that milk, unless you want explosive diarrhea for the rest of the week"

her eyes widened before she frowned

:::: and now after all this time, you decide to talk::::

"Yes, now, unless you want to be sick or having explosive diarrhea for an entire month, I'd advise you not to drink out of that milk carton."

"..."

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