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Jaune the Barbarian

Juane has always been wanting to do his barbarian clan proud. now he can! but to do so he must understand the secret to his soul. his aura is unlocked but that's not all. He needs... something.... someone... someones? Maybe? Follow along as Jaune the Barbarian has to figure out that sometimes. Even the greatest warriors... need a hand from their friends.

Silverfang · Anime & Comics
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17 Chs

The first Date!

Pyrrha, Nora and Jaune were all excited as they dressed up in outing clothing. Casual but functional.

Pyrrha was dressed in Jean shorts showing her toned legs. Gladiator sandals that shoes her toes and feet while giving her something useful to run around in. Her upper boy was in a crimson blouse with short sleeves that she tied in front to show her abs and midriff. She had her hair down and sunglasses to hide her eyes while giving her that girl about town feel.

Nora was in a knee length pink sundress with some nice summer sandals that showed her toes as well and her feel while giving her an inch using the flats they provided for her heels. She also had a nice hair and that was made by using a plain pink bandana tied just right to stylishly keep her hair where it should be. She also had a pair of sloth earrings on her ears to give her some color and flair.

Both girls were enjoying the long stare that left Jaune in a stupid as he admires his fiance and his girlfriend. They couldn't take their eyes off of him either.

He wore some work boots but styled to look like basic boots. His jeans were also work man jeans baggy and loose. But against his muscles and frame they looked like skinny jeans! His tank top was a pale yellow while he had on a jean jacket to tie it all together. He also had a pair for sunglasses on his face making hard to see his wife unblinking eyes as he drank in the casual sexiness that his dates exuded from their outfits.

Both girls giggled and dragged Jaune out of the chair he was in snapping him back to the date at hand. He intertwined their fingers to each other holding their hands as they went to the bullhead docks.

Their friends all said by whole Ruby promised she would have a surprise for her new boyfriend when he got back. He gives Ruby a quick peck on the lips to show he appreciation. Making him blush lightly and making her blush hard but also smile in appreciation to the affection. Behind her Yang is sputtering in disbelief at Jaune kissing her sister so easily as he leaves.

Ruby turns to her as the door closes and Ruby gets a song song tone and ateadign smile, Yang goes, "Oh don't you dare-!"

"So sis~? How does it feel to be the the older sister who doesn't have a boyfriend yet?"

The scream of rage that echoed across the campus was heard all the way in the sparring arena where team SLVR was training hard. They all wondered who screamed that loud before they got back to training.

Ozpin was chuckling in his office at hearing that he dipped his coffee and said, "Ah youth. I see Jaune is making waves in laying the ground work for his future family."

He quirks and eyebrow as Glynda stops in with two paperwork flyers in her hand that she slams into the desk in front of him.

He looks them over before chuckling once again he sees they are marriage certificates signed by Jaune Arc. One by Pyrrha Nikos. And the other by Nora Valkyrie stating they will be entering a two year minimum long betrothal period with said man of the signed documents.

Glynda mutters under her breath about annoying couples and how she is hot and sexy enough to land a man but no man seems to want her despite her barely being 30.

Ozpin chuckles before he receives a glare form Glynda. He thankfully has lost his sense of self preservation as he sips his coffee and says with a cheeky grin, "Well I suppose we better prepare the honeymoon suite for a triple threat eh Glynda?"

Cue a mumbles and grumble. Then Ozpin seals his fate, "You could always sign a document like these two did and tell me. Arc it's extra credit. He probably wouldn't bat an eye at adding such a beautiful and mature huntress to his potential wives. After all desperate times call for desperate measures right?"

Cue scream of rage two for the campus. Only this one results with an explosion and deafening creak as the Headmasters towe office tilts to one side dangerously from Glyndas rage induced use of her semblance.

Ozpin survived.

The coffee maker did not.

Back with the love birds.

They had touched down in vale downtown and were walking in one of the parks towards a nice cafe for breakfast.

They were getting plenty of looks.

Girls were checking out Jaune for his muscles. Men were checking out Nora and Pyrrha for their outfits.

And everyone was in disbelief and snapping pictures of a woman who was little doubt Pyrrha freaking Nikos! Out on a date with an unknown behemoth of a man! While he was holding hands with another woman!

This was blowing up fast. And with social media s speed it wasn't long before a certain manager of said four times champion caught wind.

The girl was enjoying a breakfast feast. They caught the cafe during a pancake special whee you can have one of each pancake on their menu at half price as long as you ordered and are everything.

Between Jaune and Nora... The place was losing money fast. They had finished two rounds and we're working on. The third with the help of Pyrrha. They were exchanging stories of their training, how they grew, who they loved the most in their families. In Nora's case her brother figure Ren. And how they could relate eto each other in the sense of feeling like misfits even among hunters.

A Barbarian. A Valkyrie. And an Amazon. Three mythical and extremely legendary warrior species. All at this table and eating and sting each other.

To many it is unbelievable.

To them. It is their future family that they are growing to love and cherish.

Soon as Jaune was finishing up a story about a boy who thought he was slick in trying to date his sister by trying to outdo her in swordsmanship. And was brutally beaten by said sister.

Pyrrhas scroll rang.

She saw it was her publicity manager. She groaned in annoyance eand Jaune and Nora notice. She gets up from the table and Jaune asks her, "You okay Pyrrha? Need us for emotional support?"

Nora backs him up with a manic gleam in her eyes as she asks, "Any legs to break?"

Pyrrha chuckles at the readiness they had to support her. Though given who was calling her she was sorely tempted to send Nora at the man. But she sighs and says, "No this is something I need to overcome myself."

They nod in understanding and return to their breakfast as she goes to a quiet hall in the cafe to take the call.

She puts on her best business face and accepts the third call her manager has started to try and get her attention.

In the screen appears a chubby pig faunus man who has pig ears on his head. And the fact he was bald and somewhat pink in skin tone didn't help his similarities to pigs.

He grunted and said, "Pyrrha! My champion! The maker of my career! What you up to? How you been? You doing well?"

She goes to answer.

"Great! Good to hear. So I need to talk to you about some media posts about you on a date with some random guy and another girl? First didn't know you swung that way and also didn't know you were into polyamory! I would have advertised that to the challengers who were after your heart if that was the case!"

Pyrrha goes to explain but is cut off again. Causing a tick mark to grow on her forehead.

The manager continues and goes, "Well if that's the case I'll discover these nobodies identities and socially destroy them! Especially since I know you wouldn't enter a relationship with any no name back water folks. After all you are the four time misteali champion! And you deserve the best! Like Raios! He is still interested with his streak of three tournament wins in Atlas! I can call him out to Beacon as a transfer student so you can have someone closer to your skill and level to date! Think of the headlines! The publi-!"

He never got to continue the though as Pyrrha roars out, "THAT'S ENOUGH OUT OF YOU PHIL!"

Phil goes quiet as this is the first time he has ever seen a seething Pyrrha. Actually this is the first time she has ever raised her voice at him since they met after her second tournament championship. His eyes are wide ena she is silent.

She continues with a dull roar and a growl in the back of her throat. "First off? That man isn't just my date. He is my betrothed! My fiancee! So back off!"

Phil goes to talk with confusion. But a loud warning growl from Pyrrha shuts that down right quick.

She goes on, "Second off? That girl there is my teammate and shield sister! And a Valkyrie! She matches perfectly with my future husband who is a Barbarian! And my Amazon instincts chose them both for my family!"

Phil is still silent.

"And third? Enough about pairing me up for publicity! I asked you that favor so you could get off my back about promotion deals! Photoshoots! Books sighing! It was getting ridiculous! I needed a break! And these two amazing people are giving me that break! I care for them! I'm starting to love them! So either back off about Raios or whoever or so help me you are fired and I am leaving the society spotlight for good!"

Phil finally finds his voice, "You! You can't do that!! I made you Pyrrha fucking Nikos! I own your name! I own your fame! I own your family who owed me for bringing their secluded species back into the spotlight! Now more people know of the Amazon's again! I did that! So you better break it off with him and go with the ones I choose for you to make nice Amazonian babies with and make sure we have income for our brand for generations to come. Am I understood?!"

He finishes with pants as he thinks he backed her into a corner.

She smiles evilly and does a group call. He oales as he sees it's her father and mother.

They both greet her happily as they pick up but notice Phil and go stone faced.

Pyrrha give sthem a recap. And they are angry at Phil. If looks could kill. He would be bacon overdone.

They immediately cancel the contract with him and he yells out something about they haven't heard the last of him. But they transfer him to their law firm that Pyrrhas father owns and they are glad to be rid of him.

Suddenly her parents do an about fac ein tone as her father looks excited while her mother asks her in an estatic way, "Honey! Is it true?! You have found a worthy male for your future husband?!"

Pyrrha turns beet red and shyly nods. She goes to her dates and finds them currently enjoying some pics of Nora and Ren when they were younger.

Pyrrha smiles happily as she sees them. Her parents exchange knowing looks at that smitten look on her face and know she is more than falling in love.

They chuckle quietly and leave her to introduce them.

Greetings are quickly exchanged and the parents are happy to see their daughter chose a powerful and worthy partner to have for a husband and for a sister wife in the family. They immediately ask about dates for marriage, honeymoon, grandchildren. Number of grandbabies. And so on.

Pyrrha is mortified at that whole Nora is contemplating the amount of kids she should pump out for their family to flourish.

Jaune take sit in stride and explains his own family dynamic with 8 kids and a father with three mothers.

They squeal in excitement and talk more about details on their relationship and what determined it.

They nod safely as Jaune regales them with how he bested Pyrrha in the betrothal duel. Pyrrha is embarrassed hard by that whole Nora oats her on the back in understanding.

The call ends with the parents giving their blessings to them all.

Pyrrha is glowing red while Jaune and Nora both hug her and kiss her cheeks before they pay their bill and head to the next part of the date.

The movie theater. There was a new fun looking action flick and they weren't going to miss this.

Unknown to Jaune he would miss a good chunk of the movie. Mostly from the two beautiful distractions on his arms.