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It's Reasonable For A Psychiatrist To See Through Fate, Right?

In the live broadcast room, countless water friends watched with joy. "Doctor Xu is crazy!" "Lianmai Shuiyou's break rate in this live broadcast is 100%! "The KO rate has reached 66%! There were 3 Lianmai, and 2 of them were killed by him! Lian Mai, another water friend: Dr. Xu, help me find out what's wrong! Xu Xuan: Patient, you are... depressed! Water Friends: Huh? Doctor Xu, don't fool me, when did I become depressed? Xu Xuan: After about 5 minutes, you will find your boyfriend, there is a boyfriend... 5 minutes later. Water friend: "I'm depressed!" Friends of the water: Master fortune-telling is accurate! Xu Xuan said lightly: How many times have I said, I am a psychiatrist, not a fortune teller, im-a-doctor!

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001 Master, Don't Blame Me For Being Ruthless.

"Master, don't blame me for being ruthless."

"Who asked you to teach those things, no one believes them now."

"In these days, even elementary school students know that feudal superstitions are all false, and you have to believe in science."

Facing the tablet of Master Liu Changhe, Xu Xuan silently lit a stick of incense.

His door is called "Heavenly Secret Door".

Xu Xuan has been learning fortune-telling from his master Liu Changhe since he was 6 years old.

This line of business travels mainly by relying on the six-character mantra-knock, beat, trial, thousand, long, and sell!

It can be summed up in two words - flicker!

At the age of ten, Xu Xuan was already able to master all kinds of fortune-telling routines by heart.

Xu Xuan originally thought that he would inherit Master's fortune-telling shop and be a little magician in this life.

If you're lucky, you might be able to fool a certain dignitary.

Being able to be a guest of honor, eating delicious food and drinking hot food.

Among many peers, this can be regarded as a mess.

Unexpectedly, when he was sorting out the relics of his master, he discovered a secret book called "Tianji Shensuan".

After looking through it, Xu Xuan was shocked to find that he really learned the ability to check the secrets of heaven!

It's not the kind of quack tricks that Master taught him, suddenly Hiroto!

To Xu Xuan's surprise, the way to improve this technique is also very simple.

There is no need for decades of retreat and penance.

As long as you change the fate of others, you can improve your cultivation!

This is a skill that can cultivate immortals!

Xu Xuan was excited at the time, and immediately made a fortune for himself after learning it.

In the fortune-telling industry, there has never been any restriction that people cannot count themselves.

Those messy rules are all half-water fortune-teller, Hiroto's.

Xu Xuan thought so.

I will be like in Shuangwen's script.

Relying on fortune-telling methods, you can become a "master" in the eyes of others and reach the pinnacle of life easily.

What Xu Xuan didn't expect was that.

The calculated result is——

If he continues to be a fortune teller, he is doomed to be poor and unable to find a girlfriend in his life.

He will die young and die on the street.

Xu Xuan was dumbfounded on the spot.

I just got the secret book of magical skills, I thought I could reach the pinnacle of my life by relying on this.

Then tell him that he can't eat fortune-telling?

Are you sure God isn't teasing him?

He did the calculation again, and the result was the same.

But it's not without a way out.

If you want to change your life against the sky.

Then you have to be a doctor...

Xu Xuan almost vomited blood.

To be a doctor, at least you have to go to a 5-year medical university, and then go to a 3-year graduate student.

Better hospitals require at least a doctor to enter.

It will take at least ten years to start.

He is already in his twenties, and he has already graduated from university at this age.

Which hospital will want him?

In desperation, Xu Xuan went to "test" a certificate of a psychological counselor.

Well, a psychiatrist, let's just call it a doctor...

And it happened to be more in line with his old line of work.

Anyway, some people encounter unexpected things.

With his telephony skills, people can untie their knots.

Then happily collect money.

That's it.

Xu Xuan opened a psychological counseling room in the shop left by his master.

Even the name is called "Tianji Psychological Counseling".

When I become famous in the future, I can barely be regarded as inheriting the master's last wish and "carrying forward my sect".

"On the first day of opening, there were no customers."

Xu Xuan stopped outside the door.

After a little calculation, he already knew that no customers would come to the door today.

In the field of psychological counseling, we mainly rely on the introduction of old customers.

New consulting rooms like Xu Xuan's are not well-known.

If you don't advertise, it will be normal if no one comes to your door for a few months.

Xu Xuan is not in a hurry either.

These days, who still honestly waits for customers to come to their door.

He opened the mobile phone software and applied for an account of the "Magic Sound" live broadcast software.

Start the live broadcast directly!

For a newcomer like Xu Xuan who doesn't have any fans, of course there are no viewers in the live broadcast room.

Xu Xuan was not in a hurry and waited leisurely.

If nothing else, his chance will come soon.

at this time.

An anchor named "Coke with Ice" is interacting with water friends in the live broadcast room.

"Coke with Ice" is a big anchor with hundreds of thousands of fans.

The appearance is cute, and the filters in the live broadcast room make her look at least ten years younger than her actual age.

She looked like a teenage high school girl.

"Hey, family. I really think there's something wrong with me recently."

"Every day is irritable during the day and insomnia at night."

Coke and ice are complaining to the water friend, "Do you think it is possible that I am sick?"

"It sounds serious, do you want to see a psychiatrist?"

"It must be too tired, Fei Zhaishui, you should rest more, if not, don't broadcast live today."

"I don't believe it, Coke must be looking for an excuse to be lazy! Unless you show me~"

"No, Fei Zhaishui, you just haven't had a boyfriend for a long time, and you have endocrine disorders. I can help with this matter~[Drool.GIF]"

Coke and ice sighed helplessly.

"You old bastards, that's enough."

"Okay, today's live broadcast, why don't you find a psychiatrist to show me."

"I'm not a water live broadcast, you don't want to see me physically and mentally haggard, do you?"

She moaned on the surface, but actually felt a little dark in her heart.

It's really flattering to be able to spend a whole day live broadcasting invisibly.

She lazily went out to find a doctor, so she simply searched for anchors of psychological counseling on the live broadcast platform.

The anchors of psychological counseling are not very popular on Moyin.

The most fans are only a few thousand.

If you want to attract fans from the opponent, the effect is not great.

So the cola with ice didn't look at the number of fans of the other party, just searched casually.

"Hey, this anchor seems pretty handsome."

Coke and ice saw a live broadcast room called [Tianji Psychological Counseling, two thousand at a time].

Her eyes lit up immediately.

It is said that it is a water live broadcast, no matter what water is, the effect of the live broadcast must be considered.

First of all, the object of interaction should be long and good-looking, which is basic.

Second, the other party had better have something to watch, so as not to bore the water friends.

The name of this live broadcast room makes people want to complain.

You know, even offline psychological counseling costs a few hundred per hour.

If the big cities are more famous, one thousand will be enough.

Online live broadcast, the general price will be cheaper.

Many of them cost dozens of dollars, and they don't even need money to attract fans.

Coke and ice complained: "Two thousand at a time? This handsome guy is a little too confident."

"Go, we will meet him."

With that said, she entered the live broadcast room.

Fans who watched the live broadcast were full of desire to complain when they saw the name of the live broadcast room.

"Two thousand? It's so expensive, no wonder there are no fans."

"Are you ignoring Hiroto? Coke, be careful not to be blackmailed."

In the live broadcast room.

Xu Xuan couldn't help smiling when he saw the Coke on ice with hundreds of thousands of fans.

"Welcome to the patient, enter the live broadcast room with Coke and ice."

Hearing Xu Xuan's words, the water friends who came with Coke and ice couldn't help being happy.