Getting some wish ?

I woke up, in a strange place, as I was able to see a whole galaxie, from a high point of view a little like the game spore, a view so beautiful i was in awe.

« Thanks, for the compliment about my desk young man ! I, will be the one to take charge of your death and reincarnation. »

I was unable to talk back or even talk at all, but i was able to think, and i thought he would surely be able to read my mind, otherwise how could he know i was in awe, about such a beautiful view in front of me ?

« Stop daydreaming young man, i may have all the time in the multivers, i still wish to get back with my wife as quickly as possible. »

How the fuck ?! Wait what ?

« Yeah i too have a wife, it is a lonely life i would live without her and our child's. »

So, even being as strong as im need people by their side ? Whatever ! So how do we do this ?

« Finally you pay attention ? We will do it this way. You can choose the world you want to go to,but you will have a penalty on one or two of your following wish that are given to you. By the way you have five wish after you choose your world. »

Alright,so i can choose the world i go to,but there is a chance of out right fucking one or two wish, i technically have only three wish. Okay so what world ? WoW( World of Warcraft) or DDDA ( Dragon dogma dark arisen) ? DDDA take place in the middle age and no proper tech or magi tech so nope. WoW again middle age but there is magi tech and the tech begin to take of,so much better. I want to go in the world of world of warcraft, but not the BD or film world, i want to be in the game world as a gamer to the world and a NPC for the gamer like in, The Legendary Mechanic.

« It can be done, but with the addition of the system like life,you want it will count as your first wish and your penalty will be a gender-bending, so young woman how do you feel ? »

What ?!? The fuck you talking about gender-bending me ? I thought it was a penalty not a fucking change of gender !!

« You wish to change the penalty ? I can, but do understand it will cost you another wish and ill add a penalty to be only attracted to undead. So ? »

Ye- NO ! I won't waste a wish to only fuck undead ! I'll stay a fucking woman then,but no more penalty !

« Well go on,you have already chosen your world and made your first wish, let's see if i add anymore. »

So do i have a system like WoW or TLM gamer ? (WoW = World of warcraft, TLM = The Legendary Mechanic.)

« More like WoW,after all there is twelves class and you won't be able to use most of them with the system in place. You didn't precise a time so you will be 'you' at the beginning, of Burning Crusade, you will have to fight Arthas and all that come after him. I will be generous, and let you live in peace until Arthas become possessed by the throne of ice, at least that is what will happen in your world, not everything you know will be the same, most of what you know will be accurate but some slight details may change. »

So i will be 'born' during burning crusade ? Well it isn't too bad, there is way worse.

For my second wish i want a Dragon Dogma System.

« Impossible you already have a system. »

I want the WoW system to have some of the fonction of Dragon Dogma system, like being able to change class in the capital of all the friendly race of the camp ill be a part of. I want to keep the WoW levelling system and the inventorie, and make the system UI like in WoW.

« It will be done but, it will count as two wish, so you have two wish remaining. »

Alright for my fourth wish, i want a legendary weapon that work or morph for four specific class that i will give the name of now : Paladin,Hunter,Thief,Demonist.

« It can be done, but they will follow your level and work like heritage weapon, meaning they will grow with you when you level up, but they will still be relatively weak at level One. »

Yea !! Finally a wish that work like i want it to ! So …. For my last wish i want to be able to change my level at will without changing my stats, so if i'm level One, and want to be level Two Hundred, i can but i will still have stats of a level One, because i didn't gain any level myself, so no stats growth while changing level like this.

« I can do this, but i will change he legendary weapon to grow whith your stats growth and not your level, otherwise you could be level 200 with stats of level 1 but still, One Shot most enemy because of your weapon. »

Well, whatever, it does not bother me, i only want to be able to level up infinitely, i still wish to know what race i'll be in this new world ?

« I will be gracious and let you choose and add two trait or passive to your body, but be prepared to gain another penalty if it is too much in my eyes. »

Well if i'm to be a woman i want to be a …. Night Elf, i would go Blood Elf but can't go woo my waifu in the Horde.

« Ah ah ah, So what trait do you want to add it can be whatever you wish. »

I want to be only attracted to woman, and have the gamer body, but in the sense of having the body without genital at will, so i can't be raped, i see this happen too much to not take precaution.

« GOOD, you didn't forget to take that possibility in mind, I'll be good, and give you the ability to switch from the old school game body without genital, to your natural body with genital. »

Thanks, i hope to never see you again and to be free and live infinitely.

« It is time for me to send you to your world little girl, and you don't have to worry about seeing me again, after all if you can level up infinitely, you may be able to gain immortality. »

Then, i was flung across the galaxie and fell on a big star before losing consciousness.