Average Dungeon: The END and new Beginning

A four-armed white gorilla was beating up the spider. With two hands the gorilla grabbed and blocked the spider's legs, and with the two extra, it professionally boxed, skilfully moving away from the sharp teeth of the monster. A blow to the body. Uppercut. One two to the liver. Slide to the side. Another uppercut. The legs of the spider came off along the way, and the monkey grabbed the second pair of legs.

"I should have asked the holy gorillas for the help, come on gorilla-bro, hit the liver! The liver I am telling you!" - I immediately selected my favourite. Not that my situation has changed, and I am still going to die no matter who wins the battle. But at least my chastity would be preserved … maybe … the gorilla is definitively male … but what if … Alright, let's stop it here, I don't want to think further down the line … forget it - "Good job! Throw some Hooks and add a Cross! Keep the distance using the jabs! What are you fighting for!? Remember, your son wants his father to win! Your daughter is in the hospital and needs surgery and her life depends on the prize money from this fight! This crazy b*tch attacked your friend from behind, and sent him to hospital, you must avenge him!

I did know that I was speaking nonsense. But my head was empty. I didn't care. I just was spending the last minutes, or even seconds of my life the way I wanted. With a sneer and a grin. Not screaming that I want to survive. Not regretting anything. Just being myself, showing the real character a person who ridicules his entire life.

For a few more minutes the proud white monkey was beating up the spider. Judging by this fact, I cannot say with certainty which one of them was the boss, maybe both of them were. They were of equal power, it just that the gorilla was lucky to get close to the spider and shorten the range while the spider was distracted. If the set up of the fight was different, the battle would surely go according to a completely different scenario, and the winner would not have been determined so easily.

Well, can't really blame anyone, except myself. I was the spider's distraction, I have to acknowledge that I am a damn handsome dude and such thoughts give me a little encouragement.

Even with the remnants of my consciousness, I still continued to note any changes in the environment and analyse the situation…

"Good boy. Come to your uncle, I'll give you some candy". - I chuckled when the defeated spider finally laid down on the ground, without four of its limbs, almost all beaten into mush. The gorilla also had some scratches, but that's all. – "Or are you, nevertheless, a good guy and will let me go?"

The answer for the question was silence. Well, nothing surprising. Instead, the winner took a step towards me, after which followed the second that and then the third. Its intention was crystal clear, it wanted me died.

I yawned. I am sleepy for some reason. For how long have I been bleeding here? The potion certainly was doing the job, otherwise I would have died long ago. Unfortunately, the severed limbs cannot help but bleed.

"Gorilla-bro, no! Your dream was to become a world boxing champion! Why would you do that to him!?" - I shouted as dramatically as possible.

The spider was not actually dead. Neither I did, nor even more so the monkey did expect it. Therefore, when the spider closed its remaining legs on the body of my soon to be murderer, we both were quite surprised.

True, the spider did not survive for long. After that, blow after blow rained down on it, each of which made everything in the dungeon shake. The monkey probably managed to throw out two hundred punches before slowing down. And after fifty more it finally froze in place.

If after the last time, the spider would have simply been difficult to recognize, now its body was literally beaten to a liquid state. I even felt sorry for my failed spider lover. Not for long, and I will never admit it, but the feeling that I did not wish this kind brutish death for the spider did cross my mind.

After the Monkey stopped, it fell. I honestly waited for the winner to stand up. I laid in place for three whole seconds. But when I realized that It didn't seem to be moving, I decided to check it out.

First, I crawled up to the monkey and looked into its eyes. It seems to be alive. The monkey even blinks and does it very actively I should say. The anger from its eyes could be felt from a distance. I was kind of scared.

I crawled to a side to pick up a torn off spider's leg. It is unlikely that anything else can damage this monkey, and it is not a fact that I can pierce its skin with my current strength. Fortunately, I got a weapon for killing the violent monster. Of the four limbs I had in the morning, I had only one left, and, fortunately, it was a hand, albeit the left one. I can't even imagine how to finish off the monkey with a single foot. Jump on it until its death, or what?

"Forgive me, Gorilla-bro, because of me, your daughter will not be having the surgery." - with these words I thrust the tip of the spider's leg into its big eye socket and pressed it with all my body.

Oddly enough, even with my current strength, this sharp thing went into its head as deep as twenty centimetres. In the process, I felt the air around the monster tremble with pressure and power. The monkey tried to get up, and it clearly did not run out of all the strength it had. But it just couldn't. Maybe with the last attack the spider woman whose heart I won with my handsome looks injected poison or something like that. To be honest, I don't really care what it was.

"Congratulations! You have completed SSS-ranked dungeon!" - there was a loud voice throughout the dungeon. It resembled the usual emotionless robotic voice.

"He-he-he ..." - I laughed. – "Aha ha ha!" - my laughter grew stronger and stronger every second. It soon began to border between hysteria and insanity. – "I just saved the world! How is that you bastards!? The weakest adventurer in the world, saved the freaking world! Fate has some terrible sense of humour ..."

I couldn't stop. I felt so ... strange. I'm the man, you got that!?

I do not remember for how long I laid there like that, shuddering in laughter. My chances of survival were very slim. Once being cleared, the dungeon disappears after twenty-four hours. And the fact that I am still conscious can considered as a miracle in itself.

Finally, I decided to take a look at the "prize" for completing this dungeon. I was literally stunned, but not because of the riches in front of me, in fact it was quite the opposite. A flask of strange liquid was floating in the air under the glow of a golden light resembling honey. Are you serious!? I was expecting to see mountains of gold. True, the colour does match up, but you do know what I mean!

My thoughts were strange. For example, instead of feeling down, I was thinking about my conversation with Gavril in the morning. After all, I really haven't had a date for a long time, and, worse, I don't think I ever had a full-fledged relationship. What can I do!? I am a picky person when things come to relationships. I have a number of criteria that are very difficult to meet. And worse of all is my personality, can't really think of a person who can deal with my nagging for a long time.

It's weird to know that you think about such stuff when you are in fact about to die. I always thought that if one day my misfortune does bring me to death, all of my thoughts would be about my lovely sister, my little princess.

I crawled towards the reward for this dungeon. Not that I had much hope, but this is a potion, so might as well be a healing one? Of course, given the rank of the dungeon, this potion, even if it is a healing potion, it should be such that one drop of it will be enough to heal half of humanity. Well, given my current condition I wasn't really in the mood to think about the humanity, so I drank everything without living a single drop out.

It doesn't matter what happens next. I am happy with everything. I saved humanity. As a small E-ranker, I was able to clear SSS-ranked dungeon all by myself. Most importantly, I even got lucky for the first time in my life! All of my dreams have come true.

"Not a bad ending at all." - I smiled. "It seems the potion is not a healing one. The wounds are bleeding all the same. " – I thought, when I could no longer keep my eyes open. - "Well, I want to sleep ... I'm sorry, Gil, I leave Alice to you - if you offend her, I will wait for you in the next world. Forgive me, my little princess ... You will have to live on without me ... Mom, Dad, I lov... No, burn in hell bastards, for I am not mad enough to forgive you." - Unfortunately, my very last thoughts were not about my little sister, but about those whom I had not remembered for a long time.

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[Synchronization completed. The user is successfully connected to the system. A temporary version of the system until full adaptation to the user is activated.]

[The "store" function is open.]

[The "inventory" function is open.]

[The "status" function is open]

[Acquired the "Player's Body" skill. Replacing the physical embodiment with a game avatar. 1% ... 5% ... 37% ... 82% ... 99% ... The replacement was successful. The physical embodiment is dissolved in the Origin. The game avatar has been successfully implemented.]

[Acquired the "Player's Mind" skill. Change of the psychological portrait to a stable analogue of the psychology of the game avatar: 1% ... 6% ... 41% ... Error. Retry: 1% ... 9% ... 41% ... Error. Problem detection. The problem has been detected. Remedy ... Error, no remedy possible. Blocking the skill "Player's Mind".]

[Acquired the title "Passive Madman": Your psychological state is not entirely stable and can vary greatly depending on external and internal factors.

The skill "Player's Mind" is suppressed by the title "Passive Madman":]

[Acquired the title "Miracle Worker": You have done the impossible in the truest sense of the word, and the Origin is impressed with such an achievement.

The chance to repeat the miracle is increased by 0.5%.]

[Acquired the title "Immortal": You managed to meet SSS-ranked creatures and survive.

Chance to survive death increased by 1%.]

[Acquired the title "Loser": You have a habit of getting into troubles even when it was not planned. You either look for troubles or troubles look for you

Added stat "luck".]

[Acquired the title "He who has seen a lot": No matter how life tries to surprise you, you will always find a reason to believe that you have seen even worse.

Added stat "wisdom".]

[Acquired the title "Mentalist": Through analysis and self-control, you are surprisingly good at convincing to listen to you.

Added stat "eloquence"]

Added stat "charisma".]

[Acquired the title "Loner": For most of your adventurer's career, you have been forced to clear the dungeons of your rank alone, and you have succeeded.

In the absence of coordinated assistance from the outside, the experience points gained from the monsters are doubled.]

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