Gods suck

"You died," said the man in front of me. "No shit Sherlock, a plane dropped on my godammn head" was my immediate response.

"I'm sorry," he said and of course, my stupid mouth couldn't hold back a response to that. "How, just how do you drop a goddamn plane on somebody's head, just how I genuinely don't understand how that happens."

"Well, I was testing something and then it just happened," he said while I just stare at the being in front of me who looks like Jack sparrow with my mouth wide open and eyes full of I unbelieve.

The said person was as he called it a God or, as I would like to call it a dumb child with the power of a damn nuke.

"So you have the balls to claim yourself as a God when you dropped a plane on my head" I was baffled at the audacity of the man in front of me.

So as you may have guessed I died. while riding my bicycle through the flat meadows of The Netherlands a plane dropped on me.

When I woke up in this room that looked like a throne room this blockhead said sorry and told me he was a god and it was his fault the plane fell on my head.

"So basically you are like the Greek and Roman gods, just children with the power of nukes and the libido of a hentai mc?"

"Yeah that's kinda like it tho it does have a lot of complicated stuff to it like divinities and faith and all that kind of stuff but you won't need to know that," he said.

"So you are not omnipotent, Omniscience, and omnipresent?" Is asked

"hell no, if I were I wouldn't drop a plane on you, damn I wouldn't even be bothered with you I would just erase your existence"

'Well that's nice' it thought "so why do you bother with me, couldn't you just erase my existence?"

"I could, but that means I would be locked up for a few million years by my parents," he said

"wow, so even gods fear their parents huh" I answered.

"If I was more powerful than them I wouldn't but I am not and since they can kill me quite easily and I have dozen of other brothers and sisters I do fear them who knows when they get bored of me and just replace my ass with another child.

So they told me to grant you a spin on the wheel of reincarnation, don't know why they would grant you that but hey I honestly don't give a fuck, the wheel allows you to reincarnate with your memories to a random world with a random power"

"No wishes?" I asked

"Damn no, what makes you think we would do something like that," he asked.

"Well in all the novels and fanfiction I saw, the mc got a few wishes and becomes overpowered."

"Hahahaha damn like hell we would grant you that, be lucky you even got this chance kid. So anyway the first spin is going to be the world you will reincarnate into and the second spin the power you will have there."

"Okey" and suddenly a random wheel comes out of the stone wall having many world names on it like dc, marvel, berserk, Warhammer 40k, and dragon ball. And with a wave of the god's hand, the wheel began to spin.

"You are quite calm for this you know," God said to me.

"Yeah well, what am I gonna do otherwise scream and crime ain't gonna help so better accept it and move on," I said it's not like I have any attachments to earth I didn't have a girlfriend didn't have parents, I barely got friends.

While making small talk with God the wheel stopped between dragon ball and The Cthulhu Mythos on my hero academia or as I like to call it broccoli vs terrorist.

"Ah MHA the world of heroes and villains, damn wanted to see you go to the Cthulu mythos so bad well anyway let's spin for your powers shall we?" he said

"Nah I have seen enough hentai to know where that would go if I got to that shitshow of tentacles" I answered back.

The wheel began to spin again and this time I could make out a few powers like minor super strength, super regeneration, invisibility, being white, and having a BBC.

"What kind of powers are being white and having a BBC?" I asked.

"Well, the powers of being white include having a dad and a Karen as your mom. And the powers of having a BBC include Dad getting milk and you will be good at NTR."

"That's just stupid," I said. "Hey I don't make these I just spin them" he answered.

"Iron man system huh what does that mean," I asked the God who was drinking vodka by now. "Well, it means you get the knowledge of how to build an iron man suit, you start with the mark 1 armor of the MCU, and then if you have built that you will get the knowledge of how to build the mark 2 armor and so on. That also means you will get the knowledge of starks knowledge of physics and chemistry and all that kind of stuff so you won't be able to only build iron man suits."

"Does it just stop at the MCU or do I get the god slayer armor too?" I asked

"Yes, you could even hypothetically go to another world if you can build a machine capable of doing that it's your choice but, after you reincarnated I won't give a rats ass about you anymore so don't expect me to clean up your mess."

"Can my power be stolen by all for one?" I asked, "yeah, yeah it can it will manifest as a quirk and since he can steal quirks he can steal it but that doesn't mean he knows how to use it tho." He answered

'Well great' "well let's reincarnate then no need to wait do we?" I asked

"Sure and trie not to die again because if you do die you will be dead forever, no third chances."

"Thx, and try not to blow a planet up by accident," I said

"Only did that once and that planet sucked anyways so good luck."

And with that, I felt my eyes closing and my brain shutting down.