Chapter 13

"He said one thing. Which from my understanding was to have fun, but then to kill everyone who tries to stop my fun? That is technically two things but if I want the first, I guess the second has to be done though."

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Home Area

Inside the room which is south of the central area is the Animal Area. Instead of full grown animals inside there was small picket fences with small animal toys you would see in gacha machines. They were set up on lines of shelves. Lich walked up to the raccoon one.

"Insert coin to pet animal? I guess putting the coin in turns the toy to the real animal? Well I will know once the coin goes in."

Lich inserted the coin and nothing seem to of happen. "I guess I pet the small toy?" Doing so also did not change anything. However, Lich then heard a growl behind him. Turning around there was a raccoon. But, the raccoon was the size of a small bear and seemed feral.

"Fuck!" That was all Lich could scream before he was mauled to death by the raccoon.

'Why can't the teleport be simple?!?'

Waking up Lich realized he was in the woods, instead of inside like the first two times. He was in a robe that was made of a raccoon fur. The raccoon it came from seem to be bigger than the one that mauled him to death in the home area.

"Seeing that all of you are awake, I would like to formally greet you. You may call me Dr.Raccoon. I am your designated teacher for your Druid Studies of Raccoons. Is what I would like to say, since all of you seem to have your own private spaces here. But I am glad that you are willing to choose this space and help expand the forest here. Anyways, good luck."

As the ten people went their separate ways, Lich saw a girl who seem to already know how to act like a raccoon.

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'Why is my entrance a dumpster?' Finding his way to his space with his system, Lich ended up in a deserted town. Climbing into the dumpster, Lich fell down a secret hole and ended in a underground garbage lair(?).

[Lesson 1 Raccoon's Spear]

[Raccoon's Spear: A spear seemingly made for a raccoon to hold.]

[Dumpster Dive To Collect (0/1 Mil)

"...okay then."

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[Lesson 18 Raccoon's Knife]

[Raccoon's Knife: A kitchen knife that someone tossed out. In the hands of a raccoon it fits perfectly.]

"This is nice and all but I cannot transform into a raccoon so I can not really tell how affect these things will be."

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[Lesson 103 Raccoon The Alchemist]

[Raccoon The Alchemist: A raccoon should have dreams too. But as it is not safe to leave the dumpster, it is time to see what random dumpster liquid can make.]

"So I am suppose to just mix these random liquids together and make potions? I feel like the only reasons people would possibly buy these potions is for the aesthetic value only."

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[Lesson 239 Raccoon Bat]

[Raccoon Bat: A species that shouldn't exist. A few wayward druids went out and did something horrible with the animals they could turn into.]

"I do not know what is more disgusting. The druids or the fact I have to blend 1 million of these poor creatures into mush to make the perfect specimen."

In front of Lich was varying things that could be called Raccoon Bats in specimen jars. Lich pulled one out and walked up to a machine that was two stories tall. Dropping the raccoon bat down the top of machine it started up. The raccoon bat was instantly shredded. Rinse and repeat. Lich was finally done.

Walking to the bottom, Lich open the hatch that was on the machine. Inside was a raccoon bat that looked more like a raccoon in a bat cosplay.

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[Lesson 302 Raccoon Fire Mage]

[Raccoon Fire Mage: A raccoon who awoken fire magic.]

"Super simple description. But I guess that is enough as I can see the raccoon."

The raccoon had black and red fur. The black colored fur was shorter and smelt burnt.

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[Lesson 422 Vampire Raccoon]

[Vampire Raccoon: A vampire who had no talent in turning humanoids into vampire servants got really intoxicated and tried to turn a raccoon into a vampire. Now that vampire has one of the top 10 strongest vampire clans. He spends his time using his raccoons to steal alcohol to deal with his depression.]

"I felt bad for that vampire till I saw he has a clan in the top 10. How is that even possible? I wonder if his clan is above or below the dragon vampire clan."

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[Lesson 508 Raccoon Potato]

[Raccoon Potato: One of the best plants for raccoons. As they are easy to plant in the dumpster and can grow without sunlight.]

"I am starting to get worried that I did all of these as a guy in raccoon furs. I thought I would have to at least plant this as a raccoon. I am starting to worry about when I will do my training as a actual raccoon. I have a odd feeling that my F rank as a raccoon is going to be me as an actual raccoon. Maybe even more."

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[Lesson 618 Raccoon Cheese]

[Raccoon Cheese: Cheese made by a raccoon. Do not ask where the milk came from.]

"Uh, i'm sorry what?"

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[Lesson 707 Raccoon L.A.R.P.]

[Raccoon L.A.R.P. : Role play as a raccoon and enjoy the adventure of a raccoon.]

"Wait, I have been doing these lessons for awhile and it just hit me. Is whoever made the Raccoon Path a furry? Were they trying to live their fursona and it just became a magic power or something?"

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[Lesson 871 Raccoon Coffee Shop]

[Raccoon Coffee Shop: A coffee shop that in size, is perfect for raccoons.]

"Just a causal day of building a model raccoon coffee shop. Nothing weird."

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[Lesson 951 Raccoon and Friends]

[Raccoon and Friends: Hangout as a raccoon with your friends.]

"So that is for my friend at the top of my friend list. Hey Rooster!"

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Home Area

"In the end, I never turned into a raccoon. So I can only assume that F rank and above I might be in some way or form, a raccoon."

Lich laid on the floor for a bit before he decided to continue on. Lich headed to the Northwest door.

Inside was 100 scrolls hanging from the ceiling like expensive looking fly traps. Lich went up to a scroll that seemed to be written in blood.

"Blood scroll. Time to learn some blood magic. Let's see. Just slide the coin in the wooden part and close the scroll. Easy."

As Lich pulled down on the scroll to let it self roll itself. His body started to melt into a puddle of blood that was then sucked into the scroll.

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Lich found himself in a condo. More specifically in a bathtub full of blood. Getting out and drying himself off, Lich saw himself in a mirror. "Oh my eyes are red here? Now that I think of it this is the first time I have seen a mirror for a long time."

Looking out of the glass door to the balcony saw something that the outside was like a piece of art. The sand was a shade of pink while the ocean was a bloody red. Looking around for clothes so he could enjoy the outside scene he heard a knocking on the door. Putting the towel around his lower body he went and opened the door.

"Hello I was sent from the school to come and get you. ...where are your clothes? You know what never mind. Here is your school robe. Tomorrow meet at the Tower Of Blud for your lessons."

After the weird encounter with the person from the school, Lich slid on the robe and checked the balcony. The air instead of smelling of iron, smelled like fruit instead. The sun in the sky was a shade of red.

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The next day Lich arrived at the Tower of Blud. The inside of it,instead of being a school like he thought it would be, was a bar.

"Welcome to the Tower Of Blud. I am your bartender for your lessons. I will keep pour your drinks for you. You will get intoxicated with the large amounts of blood you will be consuming. Also you must clean up your own messes. All of you here are special cases that will have to compress your laws after drinking all your mix. Which results in throwing up. So you all have personal mops and buckets by your seats enjoy."

Sitting down at the bar stool at the left side of the bar, Lich hoped for peace and quiet. So far no one sat beside him until the last person was standing. Then Lich looked around and saw there was only ten seats. One for each person there.