Ch37 Ep18

As i work in the shack in the corner of my eye,i see mabel looking out the window with Waddles

"Finally, waddles, we have the whole house to ourselves! and Lui*looks at me briefly*what do you think?Dance party?"she asked the adorable pig

The pig oinks at her as a response, i sweatdrop at their goofy nature

"I'm hearing a no!"Mabel shouts happily as she flips the sign from open to close, i sigh and leave the shack

As i walk out i see cameras everywhere on the trees and house

'Liam?'

[Yes,Host?]

I forgot to mention that when they talk or the system says anything the text apears where he is looking at so yeah!

'its episode 18 already,huh?'

[It is!(☆▽☆)]

*Chuckle*

'whatcha reckon we do?'

[For now?well you could go and do your job in pergetory or in your office!]

'ah but i came here to avoid purgetory!how about we go and, i don't know....'

[Make  potions?]

'good idea!'

I teleport to my office and walk out into the hallway

As i walk i pass a multitude of rooms

Bedrooms, bathrooms, sport rooms, gyms, bars, spa's and library's

I eventually get to the herb wing

Where there is medical stations, potion rooms, farms and a library specifically for potions and food

I make 3 potions type's and 25 of each

1.Potion of resist fire

°Berit's ashes

°Bone meal

°Dragons tongue

°Elves ear

°Fire salts

°Fly Amanita

°Mudcrab Chitin

°Snowberries

2.Potion of resist magic

°Bleeding Crown

°Chickens egg

°Crimson Nirnroot

°Hagraven Claw

°Lavender

°Nirnroot

°Tundra cotton

°Void salts

3.Potion of invisibility

°Chaurus Eggs

°Crimson Nirnroot

°Ice Wraith teeth

°Luna moth wing

°Nirnroot

°Vampire dust

As i finish i put them in the bag i carry with me all the time

It's a dimantional bag where their is a lot of space even if the bag is medium sized

I put it over my shoulder and it hang onto the other side

I teleport back at the shack in the living room.

As i walk up stairs,i see soos soos in our room and dipper looking at Sooss in anger

I quickly turn around and walk up onto the roof of the shack only to see a pterodactyl with waddles on his grip fly away

'how high was i last night?'

[You were not high last night host!(• ▽ •;)]

"Huh..."

I jump off the roof and land on my feet

I look up and see dipper and soos looking at the trail of red yarn from waddles sweater

"Dude did you see that?that thing was a dinosaur,Bro!"Soos shouted excited

"How is it possible that a dinosaur survived 65 million years?"dipper says in confusion

"Their could be more, if one survived"i state as i walk up beside him

"Maybe?"he responds in deep thought

"Did you see it,Mr. Pines?...

Mr. Pines?"soos asked worriedly at the end

"It- it took him"Stan stutters out

In worry

"Took what?"dipper asked confused by the way Stan was acting

"The pig! It took waddles!"Stan shouts panicked

"We can always go after him!"i say trying to reassure the old man

Mabel rides her bike over to us while she has the Buggy wuvvy tummy bundle from the commercial "What did you say about waddles? Oh. Woah. Awkward silence....BWAAAAH!" She says

"What's going on?why are you standing around awkwardly? ...and where is waddles?"Mabel asks worried and suspicious

Stan proceds to stutter and hide the stake he used to tie waddles to "the good news is, you're getting a new puppy!"Stan says trying to avert mabel's attention

"What happened?"Mabel asked once again worried

"Well, see, uh, when the uh-" Stan try's to find a excuse for what had just happened but fails thanks to Soos

(Auto correct keeps correcting soos to 'dios' which means god in Spanish!lmao!)

Soos blurts out something in panic "your pig got eaten by a pterodactyl, bro!"he shouts out

'oh dear...'

"What!! Waddles? Waddles! Oh no, how could this happen?! Grunkle Stan, you didn't put him outside?"Mabel asks

'this ain't good...'

"What? No! I didn't put him anywhere! I'm not acting suspicious! YOU'RE acting suspicious. What's a pig?"Stan rambles off anxiously

"Then,what happened?" Dipper asked

"Did you at least try to save him?"i ask worriedly

"Uh, look, it went down like this, see? So there i was,-"Stan starts to speak

' barbecue on my titties!'

[Host!!]

'sorry! geez!'

After Stan tells a tale about him punching the pterodactyl to try and save waddles but failed

"Oh, Grunkle Stan, you tried to save him!"Mabel say as she hugs Stan

"Uh, yeah! I'm a great man, alright" Stan says awkwardly

"You punched a pterodactyl in the face? I thought you didn't even believe in the supernatural?" Dipper says suspicious

"Dinosaur's aren't magic, their just big lizards! Get off my back" Stan says annoyed

"True that!"i say with a cat smile

Dipper looks at me annoyed and i just shrug and stick my tongue at him he looks away with a blush as i sniker her makes angry sounds

'lol!Cute!'

[Simp!]

'Liam!'

[Not sorry!]

"Oh, Waddles"Mabel says sadly

"That's it. No pterodactyl is gonna mess with MY sister. We're gonna go out there, catch him, and save your pig! For Mabel, guys!"Dipper Announces

"For Mabel!"both me and Soos shout in chorus

"But how do we even find that little guy?"Stan asked confused

Mabel gasps and points at the red trail of yarn "we follow that!" Mabel shouts as we all look at the yarn from the sweater she knit for waddles

"Yes!Yeah!That's genius!!"both dipper and soos say

"Perfect!"i say as i give her thumbs up

"Or we could just-"Stan starts but i stomp on his foot and shake my head he huffs

"Ok...let's go save Woggles!!"Stan shouts

"Waddles"both mabel and i correct him

"Him too."Stan says

Time skip to sold spray painting the pick up truck with the words ' pterodactyl mobile' in all caps

"Alright the p-terodactyl won't know  what hit him"soos says as he pronounces the 'o' in pterodactyl

Dipper laughs "it's pterodactyl!" He says

"Actually, no one knows how to pronounce it because nobody was alive back in dinosaur days, so uh... *straps cage to truck and nearly gets run over* Whoa! Almost ran over my own head there! *Laughs* Wow."Soos says

"Mabel. We've got to talk. This is a really high-stakes mission and I'm a little worried about Soos coming along on this one. I love the guy, but sometimes he messes stuff up." Dipper says worriedly

I sigh as i sit on top of the truck

"What? Since when?"Mabel asked confused

Dipper and Mabel are staring at each other and after a while Mabel opens her mouth

"Let him down easy."she says as we watch Dipper go to talk to Soos

"This is so great! You and me, bro. Best friends. Fighting and potentially high-fiving dinosaurs..."Soos says happily

"Soos, look. I, uh, I've gotta tell you something."Dipper stutters out nervously

"Okay. But before you do, check out these matching shirts I made for us! (points to shirt) Who's this guy right here? You! Totally you, dude. And these rays indicate friendship! What was it you were going to tell me again?"Wood says rambling

"Uh... p-terodactyl here we come! Uh, ha ha..."dipper says nervously as he aborts his plan

Soos"Yes!"soos shouts out happily as dipper sighs upset "Bros before dinos!"Soos exclamed in cheerfulness

'awwe!how wholesome!'

[Mhm!(≧▽≦)]

Timeskip

As we pull up to abandoned church Mabel opens her mouth "Okay, the red yarn leads to..."she trails off

"Doodly doo do doo do!" Mcgucket harmonized amused

"Old Man McGucket!?" Mabel shouts surprised

" 'ello! Friend!"i shout happily at the amusing old man

"Howdy, friends!"he responds with the same amount of enthusiasm

"What are YOU doing out here?" Dipper asks

"Dip!"i exclamed as i elbowed him at his rudeness to one of my favorite entertaining people

"You'll never believe me! Now I was doin' my hourly hootnanny- Deedly doo ding dang!" mcgucket says as he does a dance

"Ugh, this guy."Stan says annoyed and i stomp on his foot at he hisses at the pain

"When this enormous wing-ly critter stole my musical spoons and flew lickety-split into the abandoned mines down yonder!"Mcgucket says and

everyone looks down into the mines and gasps

"Looks kinda hairy down there."Stan says

"It'll be fine"i say as i wave him off

"C'mon, Grunkle Stan, you can handle it! You punched a pterodactyl in the face, remember?"Mabel says

"Oh yeah! Heh heh, I did do that, didn't I. Heh... heh heh heh..."Stan says suspiciously

"My, what suspicious laughter!"mcgucket says and i laugh fairly amused by his antic's

"Guys, we're going in." Mabel says with a determined stare

"Need someone to tag along and tell weird personal stories?" Mcgucket asked  cheerfully

"Absolutely!/No thanks."both me and Stan say at the same time

Me happily and Stan dreadfully

Timeskip everyone, including Old Man McGucket, climbing down a rope into the depths of the mine

"So there I am, fighting a raccoon for the same piece of meat, when our mouths get close and we kiss accidentally!" McGucket says as he finishes his 3 story of the day

"How romantic!"i say playfully to which mcgucket responds with a goofy laugh

"You can't take a hint, can you."Stan says as he sighs in dread

"Nope!"Mcgucket says cheerfully

As i chuckle at the situation highly entertained

As i look up i see the rope fraying through, then breaking, spilling everyone to the ground below

'shit...'

[Pain enabled]

'Liam!'

"Oof"i let out 'welp the felt like a pile of bricks'

[Pain disabled]

Everyone gasp, whisper in surprise as we all gaze around the room

"These plants look all Jurrasic-y."Dipper say as he points it out

"I'm not surprised you saw that"i say as i look at him with a small smirk to which he gives a nervous laugh as he blushes a pink hue

"Huh! This little fella smells like battery acid! "Soos says as i grab him and pull him out of the way from the Plant as it  coughs acid onto the floor

"Oh,thanks dude!"Soos thanks me as i chuckle at his cheerful personality

Mabel is Looking at picture of herself and Waddles " Oh, Waddles. We're gonna find you." she says in a miserable tone

We walk into a tunnel, where Dipper's lantern light falls on a petrified T-Rex and everyone screams, then calms down and gasps at all the dinosaurs.

"They're trapped inside the tree sap! That's how they survived for 65 million years!" Dipper shouts in amazement

I freeze the sap near the dinosaurs but not on the outer side as it would me obvious something was happening if i did while no one is looking

We all See a sap pile with a pterodactyl-shaped hole "Whoa. The summer heat must be melting them loose!"Dipper shouts

"Holy moley! Forget the cornicorn, this is the attraction of a lifetime! I could bring people down here and turn this into some sort of theme park! Jurassic... Sap Hole!"Stan shouts excited

"That would be very dangerous Stan" i say with a dead like tone

"Uh, dudes... "Soos let's out as he points to a velociraptor that has worked one single claw out of the sap and is slowly working on a hand

"Maybe... we should keep moving."Dipper says in an anxious tone

"This could be a gold mine! Velvety-rope type deal there, ticket booth here, ha! I should have put that pig outside ages ago!"Stan says as he thinks he hit the jackpot not noticing he just outed himself

Mabel"Wait- what did you just say?"Mabel asked shocked and slightly agrevated

"Hm? What's that?"Stan asked nervously

"You said the dinosaur flew INTO the house."Mabel inquired as she Gasps and then frowns

"No! Wait, uh, if you think about it-"Stan shouts

"You put Waddles outside, then you lied to me about it! *Crying* And now thanks to you, my pig could be dead! WADDLES COULD BE DEAD!"Mabel shouts upset

Stan"Look, he's an animal. He belongs outside!"Stan shouts out to defend himself

'oh boy...'

[I thought humans WERE animals?]

'they are'

[Huh...]

"No, that's it. Grunkle Stan, I am never ever speaking to you again!"Mabel says

"Look, you can't be serious."Stan says annoyed

'I mean she is'

"Oh, is someone talking right now? Because I can't hear them!"Mabel says as she puts her hands on her hears

[Now that's kinda childish]

"Kid!"Stan shouts agrevated from her behavior

"LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear anyone! No one's talking to me!"Mabel shouts out

"Guys, guys, don't fight! Why can't you be more like me and Dipper? Look, everything's gonna be cool. All we gotta do to find the pig is follow this here yarn! *Wraps yarn into a ball, then realizes he has just reached the end* Just keep following and following, until we reach the end! Oh- uh oh. *Stares into the network of mine shafts* Which- which cave was it again?"Soos says

"Arghhh! Soos, you lost the trail!"Dipper says completely annoyed

"Hey, come on. We'll find our way, TRUST me."Soos says Confidently

Soos whacks Dipper playfully on the back, causing the lantern Dipper is holding to fly out of his hands and break.

"...Sorry, dude."Soos apologised

"Ugh! That is it! See, this is why I didn't want to bring you along!"Dipper shouted angered

"Look! -What -what do you mean?"Soos asked hurt

"I MEAN, this is really important to Mabel, and you keep screwing everything up! You ruined our photograph, and now you got us hopelessly lost!" Dipper Shouts enraged out of his mind

'﹏'

'.....L-Liam?'

[Do you wish for me to block out the argument?]

'yes please...'

As this goes on in his mind his body is shacking in fear at the high negative aura in the room as well as the shouting and arguing going on

"But we're p-terodactyl bros! I made t-shirts!"Soos shouts hurt at the revelations

"It's pronounced pterodactyl! And these shirts are useless, they're gigantic!"Dipper shouts out getting angrier by the second

Lui's eyes are currently dulled over and all color is seen to be erased

Like a empty cascet

Short time skip

McGucket"Hey! Cheer up, fellers! I fixed your lantern!"Mcgucket interjected the arguing letting Lui calm done a bit as the color returns to him and his eyes regain its shine

I turn around and..

Everyone stares at Old Man McGucket in horror as they realize that he is standing underneath the pterodactyl

Everyone shouts in fear as

McGucket pauses for a second to ask what was going one as he turns around and sees the pterodactyl "Hmm? Oh. Nobody make any sudden movements or loud noises."he advises pause

"  YEEEEEEHAW! We found a pterodactyl!"he shouts seconds after

The pterodactyl shrieks and starts chasing the us down the narrow tunnel on all fours. It gets caught for a couple of seconds in a doorway, allowing them to hide behind some rocks before the pterodactyl comes.

"Guys, we need a plan to get out of here."Dipper says in a worried voice

"Okay, okay. How's about Mabel gets Soos a pig costume-"Stan starts to suggest

"I like it!"Soos says agreeing with Stan

"...and we use Soos as a human sacrifice!"Stan finishes

"I like it!"Soos still supported the idea.

"I don't think-"i try to speak only to be interrupted and ignored as i huff

"What do you say, Mabel?"Stan asked

Mabel 'Hmphs' in distaste as she persistently decides to not speak to  him

"Ah, come on, you can't stop talking to me forever."Stan says

"Yeah, Mabel, we have to work together here."Dipper stated

"Oh, what, you want to work with Mabel but not your buddy, Soos?"Soos says

As Soos, Dipper, Stan start to argue to each other.my ears only pick up static as my hand grips my locket fiercely as if that would block the awful sounds of arguing and static

"WHONK! WHONK!" We hear waddles in the distance and the static stops

"Wait, did you hear that?"Mabel asked as she sees Waddles in a nest "Waddles!"She shouts happily Mabel smiles and runs to the nest.

"Oh, wait, kid."Soos says in worry

"Stop!"i let out as i quickly start to search in my bag for anything but i can seem to see anything with my hazy eyesite thanks to the earlier panic

"Mabel!"Dipper shouts after her

"Are you nuts?"Stan asked more like a statement

"Oh, is someone speaking? Because I can't hear anything!" Mabel says with sarcasm

"Oh no! She's gone deaf with fear!"Mcgucket says .

"Mabel, come back here!"

Dipper shouts after her

Everyone runs onto the mining cart track over to the nest

"Waddles!" Mabel shouts as

Waddles Grunts when she picks him up "Oh, my Waddles! I'll never lose you again!"Mabel says as she Rubs her face against Waddles

Dippers voice trembles as he notices the huge pile of human bones next to Mabel "Uh... Mabel?"he says nervously

I slowly grab a small dagger from my sleeve and get ready to attack the creature when it appears

"Shh. You're safe now."Mabel says to waddles

"Mabel, quick! We gotta- now we gotta get out of here!"Dipper shouts worried

A huge shadow passes overhead and Waddles squeals in terror

I throw the knife hitting the pterodactyl in the lower chest barely missing the heart

'damn it!'

Waddles immediately runs away

"Waddles, wait!"Mabel shouts after him

Waddles kept running as he squeels in horror

Stan"Huh?"Stan let's out in confusion as Waddles jumps into him "Ah!"Stan let's out as waddles continues to make noises of fear

"Get off me, you dumb pig!"Stan shouts

The pterodactyl swoops down on Stan and Waddles, screeching.

"Look out!"Dipper shouts worried

Everyone screams as the pterodactyl knocks Stan off the mining track and down into a deep chasm filled with prehistoric plants

Mabel: Oh no!

Dipper: Stan!

Soos: Mr. Pines!

"Why you little shit!"

i can hear Stan scream as he bounces off an enormous mushroom

The pterodactyl drops Stan's fez in front of Dipper, Mabel, and Soos, who are crouching terrified in the pterodactyl's nest. They gasp.

I growl at it and as I'm about to jump after them dipper grabs my shirts collar and bring me to his side i huff annoyed

As i grunt in anger while dipper still has his hand on my collar i glare at the animal wanting to kill it so badly

"Guys! We gotta save them!" Mabel says

"McGucket, do you have an invention that can distract the pterodactyl?"Dipper asked the mad scientist

"Do I!?"Mcgucket shouts as he rummages around in his hat for a few seconds "Nope."he responds

Everyone gasps as the solitairy pterodactyl egg cracks, falls on its side, and opens to reveal a baby pterodactyl, which makes a squeaking peeping noise.

(-)

"Awwww!"Mabel let's out to the creatures adorable nature

I huff and am about to pull out my gun only to realize i forgot to bring anything besides the dagger....

'well...fuck'

"Well, welcome to the world, little feller- "Mcgucket says as the baby pterodactyl eats him he screams

Dipper, Mabel, and Soos scream

And i simply try to calm down waiting for wood to have his time to shine

"Ah dude! Did he really just eat that prospecter guy? That is messed up!"Soos says

The baby pterodactyl spits out McGucket's hat. Then old man McGucket comes up from the pterodactyl's neck and peeks out from the mouth. "I'm okay!" He shouts

The baby pterodactyl swallows McGucket again. Mabel, Dipper, Soos and i  back off.

"What do we do, what do we do!"Dipper panicked, i huff and hold his hand to calm him down

"We have to get in a straight line." Soos Announces

"What?"Dipper asked with a confused gaze

"The pterodactyl's eyes are so far apart, that if you stand right in front of it, it can't see you!" Soos states better

"Soos, you've been wrong about stuff all day. How can we-" Dipper says distrusting

"Dude, look. I-I know I've messed up a lot. I could be sort of clumsy and.. It's not always as loveable as I think. But please, as my friend, just trust me on this one! "Soos practically begs

Dipper looks at the baby pterodactyl and looks at Soos. Dipper gives a smile and nods at Soos.

"Get behind me, dudes!" Soos shouts

Dipper, Mabel and i stand behind Soos. We move quietly. When the pterodactyl looks at us, we make a straight line. In the pterodactyl's eyes, they are out of it's vision.

"It's working!"Mabel whisper shouts (deal with it)

We walk on the track, making a line. when the pterodactyl turns it's head, we jump to the other line of the track. After we complete their crossing, the pterodactyl turns it's attention to eating stuff. The Pines twins, Soos and i rest behind the rocks. We all sigh.

"Soos, you did it!" Dipper congratulates

A cry of a pterodactyl is heard.

Everyone makes a noise of confusion and

Looking up, a pterodactyl is flying around and a punching sound is heard.

"Was that..?"Dipper starts

"Stan?"Mabel ends for him

Close-up to the pterodactyl. Stan is punching it in is face in slow-mo. Mabel finds Waddles.

"Waddles!"Mabel shouts

"He's punching him in the face!" Dipper says amazed

"Nice.."i say with a small smirk as i see Stan with my dagger as he opens his mouth " From heck's heart I stabeth thee!!" He shouts as he Stabs at the pterodactyl

The pterodactyl hits the cliff, crashes to the ground and Stan climbs up the cliff.

Soos and Dipper Cheers at Stan

Mabel stares at Stan delightly with Stan's hat.

"Here's your pig, kido."Stan says as he Makes Waddles to wave to Mabel

"Waddles! *Stan gives Waddles to Mabel. Mabel hugs Waddles* You saved him for me!"Mabel says

Stan Takes the hat " Yeah, well." He starts, Behind him, the pterodactyl is climbing up "Some times you just gotta.. LOOK OUT!"he shouts at the end

We all start to run. The pterodactyl snaps at Dipper and ripped his vest. Back at the entrance, we discover the rope to climb up was cut.

"We're trapped!"Stan shouts fearfully

Dipper sees the geyser pushing the rock up.

"Quick! The geyser could shoot us back up!"Dipper states

We all climb in the geyser and the pterodactyl is approaching, but the geyser won't pump.

"C'mon.. Go, go!"Dipper shouts in hurry The pterodactyl roars and everyone screams.

"Bros before dinos! "Soos shouts as he Hits the geyser hard

The geyser pumps them up and they land into the buliding all wet. The building collapses and covers the hole. Cuts to the Pines leaving the building..

"I can't believe you did all that for Waddles!"Mabel says

"Ah, well. I can't have my favorite niece not talking to me."Stan says as he Leans on a tree with sap on it " And if I gotta leap onto a pterodactyl and punch him in the face, then that's what I gotta do."he States

"That's kinda sappy."Mabel says

Stan"W-what? That's how I feel!"

Mabel"No, I mean.. "Points Stan's hand

Stan"Oh, yeah." Touches Mabel's face with the hand has sap on it "Gotcha! Ha ha ha ha." Realizes it doesn't fall off "Uh-oh." Tries to put his hand off from Mabel. They both scream

Cut to the car. At the back seat,I'm writing on my book as  Mabel, Waddles and Stan are sleeping. Zoom out to the front seat, which Dipper and Soos are sitting..

"Check it out!"Dipper says  while he Holds his vest up. You can see it has a hole"That thing destroyed my vest!" He Discovers pterodactyl's tooth stuck in it "Soos, look! "He says

"A real dinosaur tooth? That's awesome!"dios complements

"Not as awesome as you saving us back there. Pterodactyl bros?"dipper says

"Pterodactyl bros. "Dios says as The two fist bump "Whoosh! Hey! I pronounced it right that time!"he says happily

"Think we need to worry about the rest of those dinosaurs?"Dipper asked

"I doubt it." Soos says

A small smile making its way onto my face thanks to the wholesome friendship they got going on

_________

Okay! I hope you all read this as it is very important

A/n

So I'm starting to lose a lot of motivation for writing

So I'll be taking longer as you have seen with this one

Not only that but as I'm writing this I'm also writing Lui's backstory

The actual book

Not a summary of it

i think I should drop a schedule all together

I already have the 10 year timeskip chapter done so you bet I'm finishing this book

No need to worry about it

That should be all

I think....

Good day and goodnight