ch26 ep8

"irrational treasure"

the twins are eating Corncornos inside Stan's car as i continue writing in my own journal (which by the way is filled with different how to train your dragon ...dragons and with dnd creatures,magical items and places and maybe more)(the thing is very thick). Stan is honking while Mabel attaches nachos from her chip bag to her ears.

"Ha-ha! Nacho earrings. I'm hilarious!"mabel says happily

"That's debatable. Aw, come on, what's with all this traffic? And why is it all...covered wagons? Oh no! No! No! "He screams and Pushes the gas pedal "Not today! Not today!"he screams anxiously

A few women gasp in the presence of him nearly running them over. He backs up, and begins to drive the car backwards.

"Grunkle Stan, what's going on?"dipper asks stan

Stan"We gotta get outta here. Before it's too late!"he Sees that his car his trapped between a group of covered wagons" They've circled the wagons! We're trapped Nooooooooo!" stan screams panicking

MabelLooks outside her window and sees a cow "I've gotta good feeling about today." She says

"I don't..."i say completely out of it.

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The twins, Stan and i get out of the car and walk around an old fashioned-looking Main Street. "Man. Look at the town." Dipper says as he Holds a post card up for a second. When he lowers it, the town is a sepia shade, but it is just due to a pane of dirty glass.

Two workers walk by, holding one end of the pane of dirty glass "Dirty glass. We got dirty glass! Dirty glass."they say as they take it somewhere

"Ah, boy. It's Pioneer Day. Every year these yahoos dress up like idiots to celebrate the day Gravity Falls was founded." Stan says annoyed

Toby Determined"Welcome to 1863!"Toby Determined

(Toby D.) Said

Stan"I will break you, little man!"he threatens as i sniker "Lui..."dipper says looking at me "what?.."i say with a smirk he shakes his head and we continue listening

"Ahh! "Toby D. Runs away and crashes into a barrel

Cuts to a view of people doing various activities, panning right. People doing candle dipping.

"Wow! Look! Candle dipping!" mabel says happily "cool"i say amazed

People doing gold panning. Old Man McGucket, who is also gold panning, can be heard in the background, saying "Gold!"

"Whoa, gold panning!" dipper says "again,cool"i once again say amazed

"I now pronounce you man and wife."a priest says uniting a man and a woodpecker

Woodpecker Pecks her husband's hand and Woodpecker guy shouts "I do!"

"What chu talking 'bout?" Mabel says confused with the seen before us

"Oh yeah. I remember this."dipper says as he Takes out Journal 3" In Gravity Falls it used to be legal to marry woodpeckers."he finishes

"A very weird page if you ask me"i say unamused

Woodpecker guy says"Oh, it's still legal." He Puts a hand on his shoulder, where the woodpecker is perched "Very legal." He Walks away as the announcer speaks up

"Come one and all for the opening ceremonies!" An announcer says

"Grunkle Stan, you coming?" mabel asks

"No, thank you! Just remember if you come back to the Shack talking like these people, you're dead to me."stan says annoyed at the very thought of it

"There's a carpetbagger in the turnip cellar!"dipper says "Well hornswabber my haversack!" mabel says

Dipper and Mabel Spit on ground and run off, laughing

I sigh and shake my head not having the energy since i could drink my usual moka coffee as i wanted before

"Dead to me!"stan shouts after them then turns to me "make sure they stay out of trouble"he tells me i nod sigh and leave the car

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A crowd assembles around a large stage.

"Here-ye, here-ye! Ye olde commencement ceremony is about to commence."sheriff Blubs announced "Woo! I got a bell!"Deputy Durland cheers as he rings the bell

Cut to the audience, where a robber steals an old woman's purse.

"Oh, no! Police, my purse!"she shouts alarmed

Durland Rings the bell"Ring ring! Ring ring! Woo!"he shouts out Blubs Chuckles amused"He sure loves his bell."he says fondly

Pacifica Northwest Comes on stage and taps a microphone  "Howdy, everyone! You all know me, Pacifica Northwest, great-great granddaughter of town-founder, Nathaniel Northwest. I'm also very rich. " She announces and The crowd applauds.

"Now if you've got the pioneer spirit, we ask you come on up and introduce yourself." Pacifica says

I sniker amused as mabel gasps

" Audience participation!" She says happily

"I don't know,Mabel.Isn't that girl kinda like your arch-enemy? " dipper says doubtfully

Mabel"That's water under the bridge."mabel says then Laughs and runs onstage

"Our first newcomer is..." Pacifica says then trails off when she sees mabel "Mabel..." She ends irritated at the girls apperance

"Yeah! Let's get this Pioneer Day started! Right guys? USA! USA!"mabel says cheerfully

"USA! USA!"the crowd joins

America guy While crying tears of joy"USA, USA!"the guy shouted

"I'm sorry to break it to you, but Pioneer Day is for serious people, and you look and act ridiculous." Pacifica says as She Looks at Mabel's sweater "I mean, a puppy playing basketball? Are you always this silly?"she finishes as i start getting irritated at her attitude and start bringing out a knife i had in my sleeve only to be stopped by dipper shaking his head

"Hey, I can be serious!"mabel says as she Glares at the girl

"You do have nachos hanging from your ears, hon."Pacifica says mockingly as i growl

Mabel Touches her nacho earrings and blushes "Haha, wow, I'm embarrassed for you"Pacifica says "Give her a hand everybody!"she says to the audience

Crowd applauds and Dipper looks worried.

Mabel Sadly walks off of the stage "Now who wants to hear more about me?"Pacifica says

Dipper and i start making our way to mabel him worried and me irritated

As the Northwest Family lines up for a photo"Everyone say Northwest!"Pacifica says proudly "Northwest Family Northwest!" The crowd starts chanting

Camera clicks, taking picture.

Pacifica Laughs and tilts head "We're perfect."she says

Cut to Mabel , Dipper and i.

"Hey, you okay?"dipper asks mabel "do you need anything"i ask

"I need some old-timey butterscotch."mabel says "here..."i hand her the candy

the twins are sitting near a large statue of Nathaniel Northwest and i am hanging from a near by tree.

"guys, can I ask you something? Do you think I'm silly?"mabel said upset "uh,n Noooo?" Dipper said nervously "everyone is sometimes" i say honestly

"I knew it! The nacho earrings, the sweater. I thought I was being charming, but I guess people see me as a big joke." Mabel said as she Throws off her nacho earrings, takes off her sweater, and ties her sweater around her waist

I sigh"C'mon, Mabel, you love that sweater!"dipper said desperately"I did before Pacifica ruined it for me. She ruins everything!"mabel says angrily

I sigh again "maybe so,but you don't have to care for what she thinks!just be yourself okay?"i say only to be debritly ignored

Dipper Stands up, turns around, and glares at the statue

"Pacifica! Why does she think that being related to the town founder means she can treat everyone like garbage. Someone needs to take her down a peg." dipper says but then Gasps

"Wait a minute! I feel like we read something about Pacifica's great-great grandfather before." He countinues and Opens Journal 3"Of course! Oh, this is perfect. *In a deep voice*In my investigations... *Normal voice* Should- should I do the voice?" Dipper asks "Nuh uh./nope!" mabel and i deny

"I'll just read... normal." Dipper decided "In my investigations I recently made a discovery. Nathaniel Northwest may not be the true founder of Gravity Falls! I believe this secret is emburied somewhere on the enclosed document. If only I could crack the code."he reads from the journal as he Opens the document,

revealing a complex series of letters, symbols and words "Oh, man! If this cover-up is true, it means Pacifica's whole family is a fraud. This could be a major conspiracy!"he shouts ecstatic at the information seen

"Really?"mabel asked "I got to investigate this!"dipper shouted happily "Wait! I'm coming with you. Conspiracies are serious, right?" Mabel asked "Oh yeah, definitely."dipper agreed

Mabel"Well, if I help you crack this code, then nobody could call me silly again!"mabel Said excited "Yeah! Mystery twins?" Dipper says and i smile at the two completely aware i was not in this conversation

"I thought you hated that"mabel said "I'm starting to accept it." Dipper responded and he and mabel fist bump then they look at me expecting something to which i tilt my head in confusion "are coming with us?" Dipper asked cheerfully "who else is going to make sure you guys are safe"i say rolling my eyes they cheer and we run off

Timeskip to inside the Gravity Falls Library.

"Back in the olden days, pioneers drew subsistence from telling stories 'round the fire. So let's eat some books, children! Go ahead, eat the books!"mcgucket said as he Chews a book and i chuckle and head over to the twins

"Alright, guys, if we can prove Nathaniel Northwest wasn't the real founder of Gravity Falls, it will finally put Pacifica in her place."dipper announced seriously

"And solving a mystery will prove that I'm not silly. I'm serious. Seeeeriousss... "Mabel said as she Laps up candy from the table into her mouth with her tongue and i chuckle once again

Dipper Places some slides into a projector" We just need to crack this code. Let me see... it's not Egyptian, it's not numerology, it's not, wait-of course! The triangle is the alchemist symbol for flame. Lighting the parchment on fire will reveal the secret message!"dipper said excited "It's so obvious!"mabel exclaimed cheerfully

"Alright, let's just light this sucker up and--- Mabel!" Dipper shouted at Mabel Now wearing a hat she made out of the document "Mwop! I just made a hat. Ugh, I just did something silly again." She Blows a raspberry and smile amused as i take the hat

"Wait, Mabel. You folded it into a map! And I was gonna burn it..."dipper said and hand it to dipper but i then hear footsteps and we hear Blubs talking To a librarian "We're on the lookout for two kids who might be reading."

Durland"We're hunting them down for secret reasons!"he says then Rings the bell "WOO! "He shouts

Dipper,mabel and i Hide under the table.

Durland Knocks row of books off a shelf " DERP!"he shouts and i wince at the volume considering i had my hearing sensitive so i could hear there steps

" Maybe we should take this elsewhere..." Dipper said to us i nodded "This map should lead us to..." Mabel trailed off

Timeskip to the twins standing in front of a museum

"..The GravityFalls Museum of History" Mabel finished

"You realize what this means, guys. "Dipper Looks up and squints" We're gonna have to break in."dipper says i snicker and play Dramatic music

  Timeskip to Dipper and Mabel inside the museum at the entrance.

"...And here are your free Pioneer Day passes, and your balloons, blue,red and pink."sue  Hands us balloons. I play Dramatic music once again.

Dipper Still looking up and squinting" We're in."he says and i snicker again trying not to burst out laughing

As is Mabel Walking through the museum" What are we gonna do next, steal Thomas Jefferson's rib cage?"she says i gasp excited

"Ewww, no. According to the map, the next clue about the real town founder should be right... here!"dipper says

We see A triangular exhibition piece is mounted on the wall. I feel uneasy about it and stare for a bit

"We've gotta figure this one out quick, I have a feeling those cops weren't at the library to check out books..."dipper said anxiously

Mabel"I don't think the one with the bell can read..."mabel said "mabel!"i shout at her annoyed "what?"she says defensively

"So what is it anyway?" Dipper says.The twins start to analyze the exhibit."Hmmmm..."both humm and i just stand amused and then Mabel gets bored and walks over to a bench to sit down.

Mabel Walks over to a bench and sits down; turning upside-down on the bench" Hey painting, be less stupid!" She says then Gasps "It worked!"she exclaimed

"Huh?" Dipper says confused then Runs over and lays upside-down on the bench "Wait! It's not abstract, it's upside-down!"dipper shouted surprised and i look at them amused

"I think I've seen that statue at the cemetery."mabel says and i then realize she probably saw it when she met the knomes

DipperLet's go! Quick!

Both Stand up and get dizzy, holding their heads" Ow." They say "Head rush."dipper explained but then I hear on the museum the voice of sue talking to durland and so i drag the twins behind a piller

" I'm sorry, but we're all out of pink balloons."sue said to deputy durland

Durland Disappointed: responds "Why did we even come?" Dispatcher (Over walkie-talkie:) "Officer Blubs."they said

Blubs Runs into the museum so that they're out of earshot; using walkie-talkie:" Blubs here."Blubs said

Dispatcher"Have the targets been apprehended? "They asked

"Negative, but we're close. I promise, those kids'll never get past us."Blubs said

Dipper,Mabel and i Run past them

"Hey! Wait!"Blubs shouted Blubs and Durland chase the us out of the museum, but get stuck in the door.

"Dang it!"Blubs shouted frustrated

Timeskip to Dipper,Mabel and i in the cemetery. Dipper is looking at the statue that is pointing off in the distance.

"Ah... The statue must be pointing to the next clue."dipper said and i snicker knowing full well what it was actually for

Looks in direction statue is pointing but then turns back when Mabel speaks up

Mabel puts The finger of the statue in her nose "Oh, gross! She's picking my nose! Ha ha!" mabel said, i laugh and The tip of the statue's finger bends upward, opening a secret door in the grave" Ach." Mabel said in pain

"Mabel, look!"dipper said

"Ha! Who's silly now, Pacifica? Bam! "Mabel shouted happily then Tried to jump down from statue but her nose is still there so the finger tugs on her nose" Ahh! Ow. Ow. Ow." She says in pain Getting down from the statue "Okay."mabel said now down from the Statue

"Now we're getting into real conspiracy mode. I feel serious. Mmm. "Mabel says then she Eats some more candy "Okay, look out for booby traps."dipper said

"Ha! Booby traps."mabel says then Steps on a tile that triggers a bunch of darts to fly out of the wall towards her,Dipper and i

"Tranquilizer darts!"dipper says

i grab dipper's and Mabel's hands and maneuvers through the darts as i activate a small force field around them and i get hit by one btu we manege to fall down a path that leads us to a small set-up filled with confidential, historical information.

Mabel"It's a treasure trove of historic-y, secret-y things."mabel says and i sit down take out the dart and try to stop the effect but it i get a notification from liam [host has been tranquilized by a dart stat effect slowness]

'dang it!'

Mabel Picks up a top-secret document. The first page is about the secret of Abraham Lincoln's hat, and shows a picture of Lincoln in his top hat in one picture, and him without his top hat, with a hand sticking out of the top of his head, in the other. Mabel looks at the next page, where there is a picture of Benjamin Franklin wearing earrings, and the sub-caption says that he was secretly a woman"Oh, man! Ben Franklin secretly was a woman!"mabel said

Dipper Finding and picking up a document titled 'Northwest Cover-up'

"Hey, jackpot! Now we'll find out who the real town founder was. "Dipper said and started Reading from document:

"Let it be here recorded that Nathaniel Northwest, fabled founder of Gravity Falls, was, in fact, a fraud...as well as a waste-shoveling village idiot?"he reads then Laughs" Oh, bad news for Pacifica. Wait'll the papers hear about this!"dipper said

"Once people see that I uncovered a historical conspiracy, they can never call me silly!"mabel said happily

Dipper Reads from document: "The true founder of Gravity Falls was sir lord, Quentin Trembley, III, Esquire."

"Who's Quentin Trembley?" mabel asked i give her the really face but i am way too tired to stand up or hear her clearly as i had barely been able to

"That's none of your business!"Blubs shouted which perked me up and i huridly got infront of the twins protectively even if I was slow and tired

"Whoo! We gotcha! Whoo!"durland says and He then says Weakly: "Whoo! Hmm whoo-hoo. "He Passes out. And Several tranquilizer darts are sticking out of his back and head

"He got hit with quite a few of those darts."Blubs said "But Quentin Trembley's a matter of national security." He finished

"Yeah! Ye--ah *Puts hands on knees* woo. I think I might be colorblind now."durland says to which i try to calm down to

"What do you mean, 'national security?' "Dipper asked "And who is Quentin Trembley, anyway?"mabel asked "apparently the true founder" i said weakly "hey you shut your trap!"durland shouted to which i ignored

"See for yourself."Blubs answered the twins he Removes hat and takes out a reel of film. He puts it into a projector, and the projection screen shows a countdown in black and white

"Aww, it's black and white?!" mabel said "Shh! Mabel."dipper shushed her

Reel starts, revealing a government official in an office.

Govt. official starts speaking"If you're watching this, then you are one of eight people in these United States with clearance to view this information. In fact, I myself will be shot as soon as the filming is complete."they Looks offscreen "--What? No? Ho! Well, that's a relief!"

They Looks back at the camera"Of all of America's secrets, the most embarrassing was that of Quentin Trembley: The eighth-and-a-half president of the United States.

Dipper and MabelPresident?

MabelEighth-and-a-half?

Govt. officialAfter winning the 1837 election in a landslide,"

On the video, a picture of Quentin Trembley standing next to the other presidential candidates is shown. A landslide kills the other candidates

"Quentin Trembley quickly gained a reputation as America's silliest president.

He waged war on pancakes, appointed six babies to the supreme court, and issued the de-pants-ipation proclamation. His state of the union speech was even worse."

Trembley reenacted recording"The only thing we have to fear is gigantic, man-eating spiders!"trembly said

Govt. official"He was kicked out of office and escaped to an uncharted valley he named Gravity Falls, after plummeting into it at high speed.

Trembley's shameful term was erased from history and officially replaced by William Henry Harrison as President and local nobody Nathaniel Northwest as founder of Gravity Falls. The whereabouts of president Trembley's body are unknown."

"Until now."Blubs said

Time skip to Quentin Trembley, who is encased in an amber-colored rectangle.

"Whoa! Is that, like, amber or something?"dipper said as i was half asleep keening on him waiting for the remainder of the status effect

"The fool thought he could live forever by encasing himself in a block of solid peanut brittle. Smooth move, Mr. President! Finding Trembley's body was our special mission. And now, thanks to you, it's complete." Blubs said

"Who knew all we had to do was follow a little girl's" durland said as he Holds up one of Mabel's candy wrappers" trail of candy wrappers?"he end in a questioning tone

"Ugh, *Face-palms* silly!"mabel says

"Now that you know the truth, well, we can't let you go around talkin' about it."Blubs said

I perk up and push the twins behind me and i let my knife get out of my sleeve "Does that mean--?"dipper starts "Are you going to kill us?!"mabel ends

"OH NO!"Durland denied strongly

"No, no."Blubs denied as well then To Durland" Calm down now, buddy, calm down."he says and to us "We're just gonna escort you and all this stuff back to Washington. You ain't comin' back, by the way."they say

Timeskip to the inside of a train

And Dipper,Mabel and i who are trapped in a crate with Quentin Trembley's body. Me just waking up after the status effect ended but still trying be focused

"Anyone there?! Help help help!" Mabel shouts"Hey! Let us out!"dipper shouts as well

"Oh. I can't believe I left a trail of candy wrappers. This is all my fault. Pacifica had me pegged all along. I'm just a silly failure, like that embarrassing president what's-his-name". mabel says trying to figure out what was at the tip of her tongue

Eats piece of peanut brittle, breaking the block and freeing Trembley

Dipper and Mabel scream "Aahh!" I just give a half amused nod "It is I, Quentin Trembley." Trembley says then  Rips off his pants

"You're alive! But how?" Dipper questioned the man "Peanut brittle really does have life sustaining properties! You're not silly, you're brilliant!"mabel said cheerfully

"And so are you, dear girl, for following my clues and freeing me from my delicious tomb!" Trembley complemented "He's right! Making maps into hats, hanging upside-down; Your silliness solved the code that serious cops couldn't crack in a hundred years!"dipper said surprised

Mabel"Oh, stop it."mabel said embarrassed "you deserve the praise though!"i said cheerfully to which they seemed surprised

'they thought i was still out of it huh?' [yep!]

"By Jefferson! We seem to be trapped in some sort of crate shaped box."Trembley said "It's a crate, Mr. President."mabel said

Trembley Pulls out key"Good thing I have the President's Key, which can open any lock in America! "Trembley said and Repeatedly slams it at the side of the crate

"I... don't think that's gonna work."dipper doubted "Wood! My age-old enemy. In order to get out of here, this is going to take the silliest plan ever conceived."Trembley said  "I think I know who can help you. "Dipper says then Smiles at Mabel

"Hmm How 'bout..that hole? " Mabel says and Points to tiny hole near the corner of the crate "We will leap through it!" Trembley announced

Trembley and Mabel Jump at the hole Trembley says To Mabel, who's poking her finger through hole and moving it around:"Almost. Almost there Good! Keep pushing."

"I'm not sure this is working." Dipper said uncertain "Trust... the silliness!"mabel shouted

"Fiddlesticks! Keep going!" Trembley said

A woodpecker flies in and pecks at the crate, making a tapping noise.

"Is that my third wife? Sandy?" Trembley asked and I got tired of waiting so i teleport a battle axe in my hand and smash a part of the crate making it all fall apart and i teleport the axe away

"Well, we didn't fit through the hole. Let's rebuild the box and try again!"Trembley said "We gotta get out of here!" Dipper said

"Also good!"Trembley agreed

Dipper opens a door in the train and Durland, who is getting ice, sees the three of them and drops the bucket of ice.

"Blubs!"Durland exclamed

Dipper, Mabel, Trembley and i run away. We climb up a ladder to get to the emergency escape. Trembley pulls out his key and starts pressing it against the door even though there's no lock.

Dipper Takes the key from Trembley "Give me that!"he shouted then he Turns the handle and they all run out onto the roof of the train, followed by Blubs and Durland

"There *Huffs* is *Huffs* no *Huffs* escape! I gotta take a knee."Blubs said "Are you okay? Can I get you anything?"Durland asked worried for his partner

"Edwin, darlin', you are a diamond in the rough."Blubs said to which i awwed

"Sheriff Blubs, do you really want to lock us all up in a government facility somewhere?" dipper asked

"I've got no choice! Our orders come from the very top!"Blubs said "Wait! Quentin, did you ever sign a official resignation?" Dipper said "No, sir. I ate a salamander and jumped out the window."Trembley said

"Then... technically you're still legally the President of the United States, right?"Dipper said  he then says To Blubs and Durland" You've gotta answer to this guy now!"

"Huh?"Both of them are now confused "As president of these several United States, I hereby order you to pretend none of this ever happened. And- and go on a delightful vacation." Trembley announced As the train goes by he hits his head on a metal rail "Ow! Mmm yeeees!" He shouts

"Vacation?"Blubs says questioningly" What place have you always wanted to visit? One, two--"

Blubs and Durland say at the same time "Silly Water Fun Slides in Grand Lakes, Michigan!"

Timeskip to Dipper, Mabel, me and Trembley outside of the train. Durling and Blubs are in the train wearing Hawaiian shirts and wave to the three as the train departs.

Blubs and Durland

"Bye-bye! Bye!"we all say are goodbyes

Trembley Once the train is gone, gets to a knee and looks at Mabel "You've done a great service to your country, Mabel. As thanks, I'd like to make you a official US congressman " he Unfolds a black top-hat and hands it to Mabel

Mabel Puts on hat "I'm legalizing everything!" I simply shake my head at her shenanigan's

Trembley To Dipper:"to Roderick," "Uh- actually- uh-"dipper try's correcting him only to be ignored

"You dear boy are on your way to unlocking the mysteries of this great land. So I'd like you to have my President's Key!"Trembley said

"And to Liu!"Trembley starts 'oh boy...' "for my gift to you is a book and quill!" The moment that leaves his mouth i perk up and immediately take it from him

Timeskip to Trembley , the twins and i later on, back in Gravity Falls. to Pacifica and her friends watching girls run around a small maypole.

Smabble Trips, but saves herself so that she doesn't fall onto the ground" Oh!"she says in surprise

Pacifica To her friends:"Kick her off the team."she says

Pacifica's friends walk away to do as she said. Mabel approaches Pacifica.

"Hey, Pacifica! I uncovered a government conspiracy about the eighth-and-a-half president of the United States! Who's silly now?"mabel said "What? Who is that idiot?"Pacifica asked

Timeskip to Trembley, who has his fists up and is chasing after a bald eagle.

"Put up your dukes, you bald fiend!"Trembley said

Timeskip back to Mabel and Pacifica.

"The eighth-and-a-half president of America. How is he still alive? Well, turns out you can hibernate in peanut brittle and it--"mabel says and ends up being cut off by Pacifica Bursting out into laughter "Wow! You really are a sad, dumb little girl. Nice top hat, by the way."Pacifica says

Preston and Priscilla Northwest laugh mockingly.

Preston Northwest Laughs "Good one, daughter."he praises

Pacifica"Ooh! I see your car is stuck in the mud. "Pacica says then Gets into sedan "Enjoy walking home!"she says as the car starts driving off

Dipper To Mabel:" Aren't you gonna tell her about her ate-gray ampa-gray?"he said

"You know what, Dipper? I've got nothing to prove. I've learned to see silly as awesome!"mabel said

Dipper and i exchange looks "Well, we haven't learned anything! "We say in unison i Whistle "Hey, Pacifica!"i call

Dipper runs to the Northwests' sedan

The car stops and Dipper hands Pacifica the documents on the Northwest cover-up through the window.

"Nathaniel Northwest didn't found Gravity Falls, and your whole family is a sham. Deal with it!"dipper said to her in her face an did sniker

The Car drives away, and Pacifica looks out the back window, shocked. "What?! Moooom!!!"Pacifica shouts angrily

Dipper Now back at our side "Man, revenge is underrated. That felt awesome!"dipper said to which i nod in satisfaction

"Children, I am needed elsewhere. Just know that I'll always be right here... " Trembley Pulls out a bill "On the negative twelve dollar bill. "Trembley says then He Hands Dipper a dollar bill,Dipper Examines the bill" Whoa. This is worthless."Dipper said when done "It's less then worthless, my boy. Trembley away!"He said

Trembley jumps backwards onto a horse and rides away"Where do you think he's going?"Mabel asked "I'm gonna say... off a cliff."dipper says "weirdly enough i think he'll live for a bit longer"i say and they look at me in disbelief

Time skip to Stan, who is telling to the twins And i the story of his imprisonment.

"And then Soos came by and talked to me for like, an hour.

MabelYou've been through so much."stan finished

Dipper Uses President's key to unlock the lock on the stocks and freeing Stan" It works! " Dipper exclaimed

"So what's with the top hat?"stan asked Mabel "I am a congressman." Mabel said

"Pardon me?"stan said confused "You are officially pardoned." mabel said jokingly Dipper and Mabel laugh, to Stan's befuddlement as i write in my journal again

"Oy! You a never gonna make sense, are you, kid?"stan asked knowing full well what it ment

"No, I'm not, Grunkle Stan. No, I'm not. Mabel, away!" Mabel said and Jumps backward

Crashing sound.

"I'm okay!"mabel shouted and i snikered

Edit:oh forgot to put that we're getting close to the chapters of the wattpad version of the story i hope that soon I'll get to publish the chapters at the same time and yes I'm the same author on both apps have a good day and good night