Ch18 Ep18 S2

 Bill laughing below the tear in the sky.

Bill Cipher "Oh, it's happening. It's finally finally happening!"

 (Continues laughing as what appears to be muscle fiber covers him) 

"Physical form? Don't mind if I DO!"

(Is encased in a metal pyramid and vanishes)

Blendin Blandin "Huh?! What just happened?"

 (As Mabel Pines is lifted up and locked into a bubble with her shooting star symbol on it) 

"Oh. Oh man. This is bad! This is real bad! Guys, we've got a situation!"

 (Presses a button on his watch, causing him to vanish)

Cut to downtown

Deputy Durland and Sheriff Blubs "What the—?"

Tyler Cutebiker(Gasps)

Lazy Susan "Wha?"

Bill(Laughs, deep voice:) "Alright, listen up you one lifespan, three dimensional, five sense skin puppets! (Normal voice:) For one trillion years I've been trapped in my own decaying dimension, waiting for a new universe to call my own. Name's Bill! But you can call me your new lord and master for all of eternity!"

 (Melts the statue of Nathaniel Northwest)

Blubs, Durland, and Tyler "Ah!"

Bill "Now meet the gang of interdimensional criminals and nightmares I call my friends."

 (As they come out of the scar in the sky) "8 Ball! Kryptos! The being whose name must never be said! Haha, what the heck. It's Zanthar. Then of course there's also Teeth, Keyhole,  Hectorgon, Amorphous Shape,  Pyronica,  Paci-Fire, and these guys. This is our town now, boys!"

Bill and his friends laugh.

Tyler "Now see here, you unholy triangle fella. As mayor, I strongly urge you to git...git on out of here."

Lazy Susan "Yeah! Things with one eye are weird!"

Grenda "We don't like out-of-towners"

.Manly Dan "We punch what we DON'T UNDERSTAND!!" (Rips open mailbox)

Preston Northwest "I would just like to say that as a rich capitalist I welcome your tyrannical rule. Perhaps I could be one of your, uh... horsemen of the apocalypse?"

Pacifica Northwest "Dad!"

Preston "Not now, sweetie, the grownups are talking."

Bill "Oh wow, that's a great offer. How 'bout instead I shuffle the functions of every hole in your face?" (Snaps fingers; Preston's face becomes mixed up)

Preston(Falls over, screaming as his family watches in horror)

Bill(Laughs as the people run away, turns Durland to stone)

Sheriff Blubs(Picks up Durland) "Durland! My precious Deputy Durland. No!"

Eye-Bat(Takes Durland away)

Bill "It's time we do a little redecorating. I could really use a castle of some kind."

 (A pyramid forms in the sky) "And how about some bubbles of PURE MADNESS!"

(Colorful bubbles appear)

A bubble passes through Sprott, who rips off his shirt and screams madly.

Bill "This party never stops. Time is dead and meaning has no meaning. Existence is upside-down and I reign supreme. WELCOME, ONE AND ALL, TO WEIRDMAGEDDON!"

The water tower roars.

Cut to Dipper and Ford Pines in front of the Mystery Shack.

Ford "So this is how the world ends. Not with a bang but with a... boop-boop."

Dipper "Weirdmageddon."

Birds caw and fly over Ford and Dipper. Various animals follow them.

Dipper(Gets knocked over by a deer) "Agh!"

Gnome "Move it, stretch."

Gnome 2 "Hey, we're scampering here!"

Ford(Lifts Dipper back up) "The rift is shattered. Bill's world is spilling into ours and every minute his powers grow stronger."

Dipper "Mabel! The rift must have cracked inside her backpack. She must be in danger. I have to go find her. (Running, to the walkie talkie:) Mabel! Come in, Mabel! Mabel!"

Ford(Stops him) "Dipper. Listen to me. We can find your sister soon, but first we have to stop Bill. If we can blast him back through the rift he came out of, we just might be able to stop him before his weirdness spreads across the entire globe."

Dipper "Are you sure defeating Bill is even possible?"

Ford "No. I'm not sure. But being a hero means fighting back even when it seems impossible. Will you follow me?"

Dipper "To the ends of the Earth."

Ford "Good. Because that's where we're heading. You also might want to step inside."

Dipper and Ford(Run inside)

Gnome "Weirdness wave!"

The wave washes over the Mystery Shack and over Soos' house, causing the barbecue to come to life and run away.

Soos(From window) "Ah! Abuelita! A tidal wave of madness just went over us!"

Abuelita "Oh, Soos, such an imagination."

Soos(Turns around and sees that Abuelita is a chair) "Ah! You've turned into a chair!"

Abuelita "Why don't you have a seat and relax?"

Soos "But what about you? And my friends?"

Abuelita "I'll be fine. You go help the others."

Soos "When the universe is broken, only one handyman can fix it. (Kisses Abuelita and runs off) I'm coming for you, friends!"

Abuelita "Time for a nap." (Reclines)

Cut to Stan nailing a sign to a tree.

Gompers(Grabs the tassel on Stan Pines' fez)

Stan "Hey!"

Gompers(Tears off the tassel and eats it)

Stan "That's it, goat! It's time I threw you off this property for good!"

The wave comes over them and Gompers grows until he is as tall as the trees.

Stan "On second thought, I'm gonna run like a coward now."

(Screams and runs away)

Gompers(Walks off)

Cut to the arcade. The wave washes over it and several video game characters break out the windows.

Rumble McSkirmish "Ha! Freedom! Freedom to PUNCH!"

(Punches the air)Cut to Gravity Falls Maximum Security Prison.

Prison Counselor "Okay, inmates, time to review your finger paintings."

 (Looking at paintings) "Good. Nice."

 (Gasps when he sees Gideon's painting, which is a torn paper with a knife in it and "Revenge" written on it and "Love" written next to a picture of Mabel; the man sighs)

" Gideon, does this look like someone who's ready to re-enter society?"

Ghost-Eyes "Gideon's unappreciated in his time!"

Gideon "Oh, Ghost-Eyes, you're making me blush!"

Killbone "Gideon makes prison life worth living."

Prisoners except Gideon "Gideon! Gideon!"

Gompers(Eats a bit of the ceiling, making the rest crumble down and crushes counselor)

Prisoners(Look outside and gasp at scene of abnormal creatures)

Gideon(Looks at the three-headed bird which has landed on his hand. It screeches) "Oh my. Bill came through"

Cut to Bill and his friends downtown.

Bill "Ready to cause some havoc, boys?"

Bill's friends(Laugh)

Behind Bill, Dipper looks out the clock tower and Ford readies his rifle.

Ford "Ah, my quantum destabilizer. I've been waiting a long time to use this. We're only gonna have one chance to take this shot."

 (Aims it at Bill) "Steady... steady... and..."

The wave washes over them, making the bell come to life.

Bell "Woohoohoohoohoohoohoohoohoo!! I'm alive now!"

Ford(Fires, but only hits Bill's hat) "Oh no!!"

Bill(Hat heals) "Well, well, well, and here I thought today couldn't get any BETTER."

 (Fires a beam at the tower, destroying it)

Dipper(Lying in the wreckage, bruised) "Great uncle Ford!"

Ford(Trapped under some wreckage, grunts) "Dipper! Take my journals!"

(Slides the backpack to Dipper, who picks up Journal 3) "Listen, I know of one other way to defeat Bill, it's-"

 (Hears something behind him) "Oh, no! Dipper! Run! Get down!"

Dipper(Runs down the stair)

Bill(Rises behind Ford with the six-fingered hand symbol in his eye) "Good old six-fingers. I've been waiting an"

 (Deep voice:) "ETERNITY"

 (Normal voice:) "to have a chat face to face."

(Lifts Ford up)

Ford "Wah!"

Bill "Everyone, this armageddon wouldn't be possible without help from our friend here. Give him a six-fingered hand!"

Bill's friends Clap and cheer

Dipper(Comes around the corner of the clock tower)

Bill "This brainiac is the one who built the portal in the first place! Now don't look so sour, Fordsy. It's not too late to join me. With that extra finger, you'd fit right in with my freaks."

Ford "I'll die before I join you! I know your weakness, Bill!"

Bill "Oh, yeah?"

 (Eye becomes a question mark) "And I know a riddle. Why did the old man do this?"

 (Assumes a pose)

Ford "This?"(Imitates Bill's pose)

Bill(Shoots a laser at Ford, petrifying him)

Dipper(Gasps)

Bill(Picks up Ford) " Because I needed a new backscratcher!"

(Laughs with his friends as he scratches himself with Ford)

Dipper(Growls) "That's enough!"

(Comes out from behind building) "Hand over my uncle! Or else!"

 (Holds up Journal 3)

Bill "Now isn't. This." (Flies up to Dipper and his eye glows white; with a deep voice along with his normal voice:) "INTERESTING?"

 (Normal voice:) "My old puppet is back for an encore. You think you can stop me?"

(Punches the air) "Go ahead, Pine Tree, show me what you've got."

Dipper(Flipping through 3 and shining blacklight on it) "I...uh... I... uh..."

 (Sees that the Journal says "IF HE GAINS PHYSICAL FORM THEN ALL IS LOST!")

Bill "I UM I. Do it, kid. Do some brilliant thing that takes me down right now. Whattdya got, Pine Tree, everyone's waiting. DO IT."

Dipper(Jumps at Bill) "Augh, BILL!" (His fist hits a force field in front of Bill's eye and he is thrown backward into a tree; he rubs his head) "Ugh..."

Bill's friends(Laugh)

Dipper(Reaches for Journal 3)

Bill(Levitates the Journals) "That's right. Don't be a hero, kid. (Waves Ford) This is what happens to heroes in my world."

 (he tries Burns the Journals but i doesn't work)

All of them"Huh?"

The journals glow a faint orange color

Bill growls and decides to rip it instead

Dipper "NO!! THE JOURNALS!!"

Bill "Not much of a threat now, are you?"

(To his friends:) "Now can anyone remind me why we came here?"

8 Ball "To get WEIRD!"

Bill "THAT'S RIGHT! VIP party at the Fearamid. Oh, and 8 Ball, Teeth, you've earned a treat, have the kid for a snack."

Dipper "Huh?"

8 Ball(Rolls eyes)

Teeth"Heheheheh."

Bill "Hench-maniacs, ROLL OUT! "

(Turns a car into a racecar-like vehicle)

Demons(Get into the car)

Pyronica "Let's get out of here, Bill!"

Bill(Drives away, firing lasers, changing things as he goes, laughing maniacally)

Dipper(Stares at 8 Ball and Teeth, panting)

8 Ball "So, you wanna eat him, or, something?"

Teeth "Oh, definitely, let's eat him.DipperAhhhhh!!!"

(Runs away as they follow him)

Shandra Jimenez(On TV, which is lying among the wreckage) "We are day three in this strange cataclysmic event, which some are calling "Weirdmageddon," or the "Oddpocalypse." Weather today calls for black clouds, blood rain and frequent showers of Eyeball Bats turning people into stone. I'm Shandra Jimenez, and I ate a rat for dinner."

Eye-Bat(Turns Pizza Guy into stone and carries him away)

Dipper(Gets out from under some garbage bag and sees an Eyeball Bat following him) "Huh!" 

(Runs into an alley; into walkie talkie:) "Mabel, it's me. So far I have eluded capture but I haven't been able to find you or Stan anywhere. I don't know if you can hear me, but wherever you are, whatever happens, I'm going to find you."

Pterodactyl(Screeches and takes the "A" out of "MALLS" on the Gravity Malls' sign)

Dipper "The mall! Maybe they're hiding in there!"

(Runs to the mall and runs into the glass) "Oh no!"

The Horrifying Sweaty One-Armed Monstrosity "Hey. Hey you. Hey, I wanna talk to you. I wanna talk to you about going inside my mouth. I- I think you wanna get in here."

 (Crawling toward Dipper) "Hey, you, hey! I'm talkin' to you, man! You don't have to make a big deal outta this! Hello! HELLO!"

Dipper(As he talks, forces himself through the mall's automatic doors, but gets stuck in them)

The Horrifying Sweaty One-Armed Monstrosity(Slaps the door, freeing Dipper) "Why are you just ignoring me?"

 (Reaches inside) "That's seriously rude to just IGNORE someone like this."

Dipper(Backs into the food court) "Stan! Mabel!"

(Sees nachos on a table) "Huh, maybe at least I can get something to eat. The last nachos on Earth."

 (Picks them up and is trapped in a net) "Ah! HELP! The nachos tricked me!"

Me and Wendy Corduroy Poke our heads out from a plant

Wendy " Dipper?"

"How did you get here?"i walk over to him followed by Wendy

Dipper "Lui! Wendy!? Oh no! You've been transformed into some sort of... tree monster!"

Wendy "Ha! It's just camouflage. My dad made me and my brothers do apocalypse training every year instead of Christmas. Guess it's sort of cool the paranoia paid off."

 (Shoots a bat) "Nice! Bat meat. Let me get that for ya."

 (Throws ax at the net, freeing Dipper)

I chuckle at this and help him up

I bring out my dagger and hand it to dipper

"Thanks?"he says

"No problem!"

Dipper " Wendy, Lui, I'm so glad to find you! (Hugs us) I thought everyone I knew was gone."

Wendy "Hey, hey, it's okay. We have each other now. And Toby Determined, who I accidentally mistook for a monster."

I giggle remembering stabbing him with the throwing knives and Wendy shot an arrow at him

Toby "This just in: this arrow in my shoulder and a stab wound on my leg ."

Wendy "We shouldn't stay out in the open for too long. Let me show you our hideout."

 (Leads them to the Edgy on Purpose store, cooks the bat)

" We were playing Truth or Dare in the cemetary when it happened. The eyeballs froze Nate, Lee, Tambry and  Thompson."

 (Presses a button on the cash register she's sitting on and takes some money to wipe her face with) Robbie "almost got away but had to pause to take a selfie. What about you?"

Dipper "I was in a fight with Mabel when it happened. Uncle Ford asked me to be his apprentice once the summer was over. But that would mean I wouldn't go back home. It would mean growing up without Mabel."

Wendy "Oh, dude."

Dipper "Mabel didn't take it well and she ran off into the forest. She couldn't even look me in the eye."

Dipper"Lui?"

"I fell from the sky because i was flying when the ordeal happened after all my magic gets closed off when the supernatural happens meaning i can have my wing or anything out anymore either

I ran to the mall to see if I could find Wendy or Soos here"

Wendy "Come on. Let's get some fresh air. Toby, you watch the camp."

Toby(Dressed in a bunch of the Edgy on Purpose clothes) "Don't call me "Toby" anymore. Call me Bodacious T."

Wendy "No one will ever call you that."

Toby "Ooh..."

Cut to me, Dipper and Wendy outside.

Wendy "The end of the world. Man, those death metal album covers got it shockingly right."

Dipper "You know, I used to think I could get out of anything, but this? The journals are destroyed, Ford is captured and I can't find my family anywhere. Bill said it himself, there's no room for heroes out here. We lost."

Wendy "Look, dude, it's not over yet. You've beaten Bill twice before, why is this time any different?"

"And you got better as time past on, we all know that!"

Dipper' "Cause then I had Mabel."

Wendy "Then you need to get Mabel back. Look, this summer, I've seen some amazing things, but nothing as amazing as you and your sister. I don't know if it's dumb luck or yin and yang, or whatever, but when you two work together, there's like nothing you two can't accomplish. You just need to make up, and team up, and save the universe."

Dipper "But how will I ever find her?"

A monster eats a billboard, revealing a bubble with Mabel's shooting star on it at the cliffs.

Dipper "The shooting star from Mabel's sweater! She's in there. I know it."

"Neat!"

Wendy "Whoa, it that like twin ESP?"

Dipper "No, we don't have that, but we do have this thing where our allergies totally act up at the same time. (Sneezes) Mabel needs us. But how are we gonna get out there without being caught?"

Wendy "i have an idea."

I hand both a potion of invisibility so no one sees us

Cut to the fearamid, where the party is going on.

Demons(Spinning a stone Lazy Susan) "Spin the person! Spin the person!"

(Lazy Susan's head points at Pyronica)

Hectorgon "Ah!" (Flies away)

Pyronica(Catches him with her tongue and swallows him)

Bill "Hahahaha! Go nuts, guys! When we're done partying, I unveil Phase 2."

Lolph(, pounding on door) "Open up! This is the police. Time Police."

The demons all look at Bill.

Bill "Just play it cool, ditch the time-punch. Let me do the talking."

Lolph "Bill Cipher. You are in violation of the rules of space-time, and possessing the body of a time officer."

Blendin "My body is a temple! How dare you!!'

Time Baby "Hear this, Cipher!"

Bill "Ugh, Time Baby."

Time Baby(Projects a hologram of the universe) "If your rip in this dimension continues, it could destroy the very fabric of existence!"

(The universe in the hologram explodes) "Surrender now, or face my tantrum!"

Bill "Oh, no, a tantrum! Whatever will I do about that-HOW 'BOUT THIS?? BOOM."

 (Vaporizes the Time Baby and the police; eye turns into a mouth and blows the smoke off his finger)

Kryptos "Ah, snap! He just killed Time Baby!"

Demons "Yeahhh!" (Resume partying)

Blendin(Hiding behind a pole) "Aw, man, this has gone from bad to worse! I gotta get out of time-Dodge!" (Disappears)

8 Ball(Approaches with Teeth) "Boss, the Pine Tree kid got away before we could eat him. Are you worried he might try to cause some trouble?"

Teeth "Yeah, trouble with Mabel's bubble?"

Bill "Ha! I'm not worried. I've got someone on the case."

Cut to the Bud Gleeful's auto-mart. Dipper, me, Toby and Wendy are looking over the fence

The potion has worn off

Luckily due to it we weren't spotted

Wendy "The abandoned auto-mart. Free cars right for the hot-wiring. We just found our ride to Mabel. I wonder if they have a tank. I've always wanted to drive a tank!"

Dipper "I can't believe this place is just abandoned."

"I'm not surprised"

Toby(Looking into a car) "Ooh, an air freshener. Finally I'll smell like a person. Stealy stealy..."

A tranquilizer dart hits him.

Toby ""Ah! It's gonna take more than one dart to keep me from-"

Several more darts hit him and he collapses.

Wendy "Oh no! Tony! Was it Tony? I can never remember his name."

"It's Toby"

Wendy"Thanks Lui"

Three car headlights turn on in front of them. Three giant cars, each with prisoners inside, surround them.

Prisoner "Well, well, looks like we got ourselves a pair of ground walkers."

Prisoner 2 "Heheh! Ground walkers! Heheh! Ain't got no wheels!"

Prisoners(Laugh)

Wendy "Listen Discount Auto Warriors!"

Dipper "We just wanna make it to that bubble out east; we have no quarrel with you!"

"You didn't have to tell them where we were going.."

Gideon(With a voice-lowering megaphone:) "Oh, but that's where you're wrong! Hands where I can see 'em."

Me, Dipper and Wendy(Hold up hands)

Gideon "Y'all fellers ain't goin' nowhere."

"Oh fuck off!"

Wendy"Y'all?"

Dipper"Fellers? Wait... Gideon!?"

Gideon "That's Sheriff Gideon! (Without megaphone:) Under the authority of Bill Cipher, I place you two under arrest! Oh, hi, Wendy! Have we formally met?"

I chuckle at the change of tone

Prisoners lead us to Gideon, who is standing on the back of a truck.

Gideon "Wooooo-we! Look what the apocalypse dragged in! Y'all are in a twelve-piece bucket of deep fried trouble now! Ghost-Eyes! Spitoon!"

(Spits gum out into spitoon)

Dipper "Ugh, it's Gideon."

Wendy "And he's gotten folksier."

"I gotta admit this is quite intertaining"

Gideon "Ma' old pal Bill figured you might try to rescue Mabel. So he appointed me, master of these wastelands, and keeper of the bubble! My sweet precious Mabel's trapped inside and I HAVE THE ONLY KEY!"

 (Shows them a key with the shooting star symbol on it)

" Wrapped around my... well I wouldn't call it a neck exactly, wrapped around this little pocket of fat under ma' head?"

"Hey at least he's honest"

Dipper "Gideon, you have no right to keep her in there!"

Gideon "Bill explained it to me nice and simple: she was always destined to be mine!"

(Takes a newspaper article from when he was dating her from his hat) 

"And now that I have her in a cage she'll learn to love me! I have an eternity to wait! Ghost-Eyes! Ready to escort our friends to Bill's dungeon?"

Ghost-Eyes Picks us up

I shift around as it's strange to pick up three people at a time

Dipper "Uh! No! Hey!"

"This is honestly annoying"

Wendy "This isn't gonna work, Gideon."

Gideon "Oh? And why's that?"

Wendy "Cause after I break Ghost-Eyes' arm and steal that key from your neck, I'm gonna wear your butt on my foot like a rhinestone slipper!"

Prisoners behind Gideon(Laugh)

Gideon "Oho, and what makes you think you can do all that?"

Wendy "'Cause I'm a flippin' CORDUROY!"

 Flips over Ghost-Eyes' arm and pulls him back

Dipper Falls on the ground and ducks, tripping Ghost-Eyes

I land on my feet grabbing my axe

Dipper and Wendy(Run away)

Gideon "Ghost-Eyes! My hench-angel!"

Wendy "Ha!" (Grabs Gideon and rips the key from his neck, to prisoners:) "Get back! Get back! Or I will drop-kick him, I swear!"

 (i Break a car window with the axe and unlock it)

Gideon "You'll never get away with this, ya hear me?!"

Wendy "Guess what? We already DID!"

(Kicks Gideon into the other prisoners)

Dipper(Getting into the car behind her)

" You know, you two the coolest people I know."

I chuckle and jump onto of the car grabbing on tightly

Wendy "I know, dude. Tell me about it later." (Drives away)

Gideon "After them!"

Prisoners(Get into cars)

Ghost-Eyes(Carrying Gideon into a car) "You want your baby seat?"

Gideon "Yes, please."

Ghost-Eyes(Buckles him into a carseat)

Gideon(Over a microphone:) "We are not letting 'em get Mabel! Discount Auto-mart Warriors, rollout!"

Prisoners(Drive away, cheering)

Dipper "Okay, all we have to do is outrace Gideon's henchmen, unlock the bubble, save Mabel, save the world."

(Sees that Wendy had hit a mailbox) "Quick question: did you ever get your driver's license?"

Wendy "Definitely not. Arm!"

 (Swerves to avoid The Horrifying Sweaty One-Armed Monstrosity)

Dipper and Wendy "Ah!"

The Horrifying Sweaty One-Armed Monstrosity(Grabs one of the cars)

Prisoner inside car "Uhahhhhh!" (screams this as windshield cracks)

The Horrifying Sweaty One-Armed Monstrosity(Eats the car)

Gideon "Swerve swerve!"

 (Ghost-Eyes Swerves to avoid the arm) "I can't let 'em free Mabel!"

Ghost-Eyes "Remind me why you're keeping your girlfriend in a prison bubble again? Have we, the prisoners, become the wardens?"

Gideon "SHE LOVES ME! She just doesn't know it yet. Now quit the philosophy."

Ghost-Eyes "Sorry. It was my major."

The cars drive toward some bubbles.

Gideon "Ha! Weirdness bubbles blockin' the path! WOOOOWEE we got 'em now."

Dipper "Watch it! Go around that bubble field!"

Wendy "No way around! Hold on! We're goin' through!"

Dipper "What's even in there?!"

Dipper and Wendy(Scream as they enter a bubble, then they have bird heads)

Dipper(Chirping, subtitled:) "For some reason, I really want worms right now."

Wendy(Chirping, subtitled:) "Eat worms! Fly south! Nest!"

The car exits the bubble and Dipper and Wendy are normal again.

Dipper(Coughing up feathers)  "Oh, that was horrible!"

Wendy "Here comes another one, dude! Brace yourself!"

(Drives through three more bubbles)

Dipper and Wendy(Screaming, they become anime characters, then they are made of meat products, then they become live-action)

Gideon and Ghost-Eyes

(Screaming, they become made of 3D blocks, female versions of themselves in dresses and make-up, and old-fashioned silent cartoon versions of themselves, a card comes up that says:) "AAAAAAAAAUGH!"

Both the cars are back to normal.

Ghost-Eyes slams his truck against Wendy's car, breaking the glass.

Wendy "Ah!"

I hit their car making a dent and a opening

Dipper "guys, we're almost there! We just have to make that jump!"

Wendy "Total lack of driver's training, don't fail me now."

 (Accelerates and drives off the cliff, screaming as the car flies through the air)

The car hits the ground and rolls. When it stops, the passenger door opens and Dipper falls out.

I jump off before it begins to roll luckily

I help dipper back up

Dipper "So... close. Mabel... I'm... almost there."

 (Stops in front of a figure in a cloak)

Soos(Offers him his hand and pulls back his hood)

" Heya, Dipper. How's it hanging?"

Dipper "Soos!"

Wendy(Stands up from behind the car, bruised) "Soos?"

Soos "Handyman of the apocalypse, at your service."

I laugh

Dipper "Soos! How'd you, where'd you-?"

Soos "I've been wandering the plains like a desperado, helping strangers. I guess there's some folk songs about me now?"

(Looking at Wendy's arm) "Let me see what the damage is, here. Ah, well the good news is: your arm is okay."

I give her a healing potion

She downs it making her heal up and gain her anergy

"Why does it taste kinda sweat like a gummy?"she asked

I shrug

Dipper "So what's the bad news?"

Soos "Bad news is we're surrounded, dudes."

The prisoners have surrounded them, cheering.

Gideon "Wooowee. I dare say y'all almost had the jump on me there for a second. But this ain't your Gravity Falls anymore! Out here, I win."

 (Claps and gets thrown a conch, which he blows) 

"Bill's henchbats will be here any minute to retrieve y'all. MABEL'S MINE NOW! Hahahaha!"

Dipper "Is she?"

Gideon "Well, yeah. I have her trapped, ergo, Mabel is MINE!"

Dipper "Gideon, listen to me, if I've learned anything this summer it's that you can't force someone to love you."

 (Looking at Lui and Wendy) "The best you can do is strive to be someone worthy of loving."

Gideon "Oh, I'm worthy o' lovin'! These prisoners love me!"

Prisoners except Gideon(Cheer)

Dipper "But Mabel doesn't. Because you're selfish. But you can change! Bill thinks there's no heroes in this world, but if we work together and fight back, we can defeat him. You wanna be Mabel's hero? Stand up to Bill, and let us save her!"

Gideon "That's crazy! You know what Bill would do to me if that happens?"

Ghost-Eyes "What, you scared of Bill?"

Gideon "No, I ju-... it's a complicated situation."

Dipper "Look inside, Gideon. If all this is for Mabel, then ask yourself what Mabel would want you to do."

Gideon(Looks at the newspaper article, looks at the picture of him and Mabel together, with him smiling and Mabel looking unconformable, quietly:) 

"Dipper. Will you tell her what I did?"

Dipper "Of course."

Gideon "I hope you're right about this. (To the prisoners:)  Guys, new plan! Bill's minions are gonna be on us in seconds. But I'm not gonna let that dumb triangle be the warden o' me! Y'all ready for a good old fashioned prison brawl?"

Ghost-Eyes "We're behind you for life, brother!"

Prisoner "Fighting children is boring, but fighting a chaos god sounds fun!"

Gideon "Lets do this!"

 (As the prisoners drive toward the fearamid) "Henchmen, rollout!"

Prisoners(Cheer)

Soos "Whew! And I thought I was gonna have to throw down!"

Cut to Dipper, Soos, me and Wendy in front of Mabel's bubble.

Dipper "Okay, remember, guys. This is a prison bubble designed by Bill. We've got to prepare ourselves for what we find in here."

Soos "Whatever it is, we'll do it together. For Mabel!" (Puts his hand in the center)

Wendy(Puts her hand on top of his) "For Mabel!"

"For Mabel!"i put my hand on theirs happily

Dipper(Puts his hand on top of ours) "For Mabel."

(Unlocks the padlock and the chains fall to the ground)

Dipper, Soos and Wendy hold hands and enter the bubble.

I chuckle and walk in behind them