ch16 ep3 part4

When we woke up the police were waiting for us as we stand beside the body of wax stan

"I got up to use the Jhon,right?and when I get back,blammo! he's headless!"stan says as mabel places a hand on the wax figure "my expert hand crafting besmirched... besmirched!"she says while down in the dumps as I sit on the floor and sigh.

Dipper places a hand on Mabel's shoulder as he is on his knee "who would do something like this?"he asks as he comforts his sister

"We don't know dipper...at least not at the moment"i answer as we both sigh while looking at the ground.

"What's your opinion,sheriff Blubs?"deputy Durland asks

"Look, we'd love to help you folk's, but let's face the facts...this case is unsolvable." sheriff Blubs responds back while swinging his coffee cup only to pit the coffee when he was drinking when the pines scream in confusion a 'what!?' and i look at them as if they just murdered a baby.

Stan then shouts"you take that back sheriff Blubs!" In dier need of hope...

"You've gotta be kidding right?"i ask. "there must be evidence, motives.you know,i could help you if you want." Dipper adds on.

"He's good,he helped find out who was robbing the stan merchandise"i say with confidence "yeah!like really good,he even found out who was eating our tin cans!" Mabel adds confidently.

"All signs pointed to the goat" dipper says with Pride lassed in his tone (heh pride, get it cause he's bi....okay I'm done).

"Yeah,yeah let the boy help, he's got a little brain up in his head" stan says

"Little?"i whisper In confusion

"Oh~look at what we have here, City Boy thinks he's gonna solve a mistery with his fancy computer phone" sheriff Blubs responds mokingly

"City boy!City boy!"deputy Durland shouts helping his unknown yet lover

"You are adorable"sheriff Blubs says as he swings his hips twice

"Adorable?"dipper questions

"*Grumble*first of all,how DARE you insult him from his home land!,second of all you said the shit wrong he doesn't even have a phone!,and third of all This ADORABLE boy as you called him can do much more detective work then you probably have done in Your Whole LIFE ,so if you could kindly walk out that door  THANK YOU VERY MUCH for your useless help!"i say all in one breath with a terrifying voice

not only that but my hair had started flooting and turned a shade darker while I was talking i also had a shadow covering my top part of my face sooooo to say the least I looked and sounded terrifying...

They stand there scared and kinda impressed 'shit i ruined a lot of duologue' i panick in the inside, not only that but the twins and stan seem impressed as well...