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Ch:38 Ep:19

It's a rainy day at the Mystery Shack, me and Stan are watching the tv when Stan shouts out " Kids! Come quick!"

Dipper and Mabel enter the living room to find Stan and i watching television.

I'm upsidedown on the arm of the sofa as Stan is actually sitting on it

Stan Laughs as he opens his mouth to speak " I need you to laugh at this with us!"he says

A commercial for the Tent of Telepathy comes on the television.

Gideon Gleeful On television, singing says "Who's cute as a button, and always your friend? Lil' G-I-D to the E-O-N!" He Winks

Bud Gleeful on TV"Li'l Gideon!" He says

"Ugh, Gideon!" Dipper let's out annoyed

"Remember when me and lui wouldn't date him and he tried to destroy us?"Mabel comments

"He's always trying to trick me into losing the Mystery Shack." Stan says

"One time I caught him stealing my moisturizer."Wendy says

"the little bitch keeps stealing my fucking mango flavored juice boxes"i say with a huff

"And yet, our mutual hatred for him bonds us together." Soos says

Gideon Laughs Bud On television, voice-over: "Come on down to Li'l Gideon's Tent of Telepathy, opening soon at this location."bud says

Commercial shows the Tent of Telepathy crushing the Mystery Shack.

I growl at that in annoyance

"Uh, should we be worried about that?"dipper asked

"Please, the only way Gideon's taking over this shack is by breaking in and stealing my deed."Stan says

A crash is heard from upstairs.

I growl and dart upstairs with a broom leaving everyone downstairs

Wendy"You mean like, right now?"Wendy says

"At least we got Lui as our guard dog"stan says with a sweat drop

Cuts to Stan's office, where Gideon is attempting to open Stan's safe.

"38? 41? Oh, heavens to Betsy!"Gideon says

I growl and start to smack him with the broom causing him to hiss like a cat

I chase him all the way outside as the boy screams deathreats at us as i growl again he squeaks and runs away

I sigh 'maybe i was too ruff on him?'

"Good boy!"Stan says as he pays my head

I instantly perk up happily

Cuts to Stan putting the Mystery Shack deed in his safe and pressing the lock button.

Dipper, Mabel, Stan, and Wendy are watching television. Dipper and Wendy are shooting each other with Nyarf brand dart guns

I'm currently on the floor ignoring the television as i draw and eat some chocolate

Mabel comes over to take a peak at my drawing but i slam the notebook shut so she can't see

I blush in embarrassment as i was drawing a cute dress i wanted to try out...

'this isn't fair. . .'

[What isn't fair?]

'i don't know!i just...why can I do everything that males,females, non-binary and intersex people can?'

[Huh?]

'look i mean why cant I be all of them,you know?'

'not necessarily like that but being a girl before and now being a boy...'

'i honestly hang by a thread...'

'what gender should i stick with'

'i mean i just went along with whatever people called me and it never bothered me before or now'

'but when people ask me what i am...why can't I answer without hesitation?'

'i like them all but...why do I have to stuck to only one?'

[But i thought you were genderfluid?]

'watcha mean?'

[Im your system i know more about you then you do!

And i always thought you were a combination of them All

You see, deep in my data i can see different ways to define gender

But to make it simpler

Gender fluid may mean

Someone who prefers to be a women one day and a man another perhaps both or none the next

At least from what I understand...]

'....that actually...sounds kinda nice...'

'so...that's what I am?'

[Is that what you want to be?]

'....'

'yeah...'

'id like that.'

'y'know...?'

[?]

'its just like when i was first discovering that i was pans!'

[How so?]

' nerve-wracking.'

[Ha!(つ≧▽≦)つ]

I sigh and regain my focus only to notice dipper walking into the kitchen followed by Mabel

"What just happened?"i ask Stan as i turn to him

"Don't worry about it"he answers and continues to watch the screen

I Stan up and head upstairs to make the dress

....

Timeskip

I sigh as i finally finished the dress as i step back to look at it

it's a purple one with lilac doors all over it

I huff and grab some leggings, a thin black turtle neck shirt

And purple boots

And put it all on

I put my hair in messy bun and look at the mirror

I snicker but i honestly kinda like it...

I twirl around and i jump as i hear Mabel slam the door open

"Lui come down! We need a little help with dipper's-...."she starts as her eyes land on me

Stars appear in her eyes as a giant grin makes its way across her face

"Mabel..."i let out with a nervous laugh

She squeals happily and begins to cercle me as she looks at the dress

"Soos whatcha think?"i ask nervously

"You look amazing!"she finally squeals out

"You don't mind me being in a dress?"i ask

"Why would I?"she asked

"Well..boys-"i shake my head "I'm not exactly supposed to wear dresses?"i say in more of a questioning tone then a actual answer

"Wait...do you want to be a girl?!"she asked happily as she jumps around

"NO!!wait...yes?wait... I don't know!"i say in a whine while i slide down on the floor

"Look, Mabel? I'm something i just learned about okay?"i say

With a huff

"And what is that?"she says

"I...well.... I'm a.."i huff in frustration

'just rip it off like a bandaid Lui! You can do this!'

[Your talking to yourself again!]

'hush child!'

[Well...two idiots....]

'think a like!...moving on!'

"I'm gender fluid!"i let out

"Gender...fluid?"she says confused

"I ... It means...i think it means when someone wants to me a girl or a man one day and the other another..and maybe another day they want to be both or neither?..."i say trying to explain this

"So uh yeah that"i say

"It's complicated"i finish

"Cool!"she exclamed

"Now we can go have a girl's day out or something!"she says with stars in her eyes

"That would be nice!"i say

"What were you going to say again?"i ask

"Oh right hehe!dipper wants help with his  injuries!"she says

"Oh okay!"i get up and we head down stairs

Another small timeskip!

Soos and i are  applying disinfectant to Dipper's wounds while Mabel applies bandages to Dipper's head.

Dipper is currently shouting in pain as Soos is Singing "Swabbing on disinfectant, doo doo doo..."

Dipper Sighs"Why does Grunkle Stan always pick on me? Think about it! The more painful or difficult the chore is, the more likely it is I'll have to do it. Why doesn't he pick on you guys?"dipper says

"Dipper I'm sure he has a good reason too"i say

He looks down at me and sees I'm in a dress his face gains a giant blush but he looks away

I snicker at how he thinks he's hiding it

A small warm feeling is near my hear but i ignore it as if i pay attention to it it will turn into something else

I space out as i put the disinfectant on his wounds

Ignoring my own warning i start to feel my warmth

I suddenly start to feel like I'm being bitten by mosquitos and a shiver of electricity crawling on my back and a warm feeling spreads on my cheeks

I let out a huff 'why is falling in love so painful!'

[Cause love is like gambling!

They either don't love you which is basically you losing and the most probability

Or they do and you win which is very rare!]

'this isn't helping...'

[I know! But it's cute seeing you be the one nervous around your crush!]

I sigh and go back to reality as i finish helping his wounds

I turn around and see Mabel leave with Soos as he tries to lick his elbow

"..."i furrow my eyebrows but shake my head

"So how are you feeling"i ask dipper as i turn to him

The feeling has gone away apart from the warmth on my cheeks

"Shitty.."he say

I stare at him as I'm not used to him saying things like that

"What your around us all the time, we are bound to pick up some of them!" He says with a huff

I snicker with a smirk

"Alrighty then!"i say

I turn around and leave

"The sink's clogged."Stan shouts from another room

I already know dipper won't like that

I sigh and head back upstairs

Fo a moment i feel a ripple in this world, not deep enough for a physical body to enter this universe but enough for a dream like one to do so

A imaginary one if you will.

Although the name says something, it isn't imaginary it's entirely real

I feel one enter 'that must be Bill...'

I sigh and get my bag ready with all types to things

I'm helping Dipper sweep the carpet in the living room while Stan sleeps in his chair.

Stan Mumbling in his sleep  "Oh, I'm so sorry."he let's out

"Poor stan..."i sigh out

"What is going on in that guy's head?"Dipper says annoyed

He Begins to walk away but Mabel and Soos run in.

"Dipper, Lui! We've gotta help Stan!"Mabel shouts in worry

"Wait, what?"Dipper let's out confused

"Yeah, wait, wha?" I let out

Soos While eating Nyums brand Burrito Bites "This evil triangle guy said he's gonna break into Stan's mind and steal the combination to his safe! Also we stopped for snacks on the way here."

"That explains it..."i mumble loud enough for dipper to hear

"Triangle guy?" Dipper says, he Takes out Journal 3 " I feel like I've seen something like this before in the journal..."He says

  "Beware Bill, the most powerful and dangerous creature I've ever encountered. Whatever you do, never let him enter your mind."dipper reads out

Stan Grunts in sleep

Dipper, Mabel and Soos Gasp

"Oh dear..."

"Grunkle Stan!"Mabel shouts

Stans Eyes start glowing blue and grunts while making random movements

"That ain't gotta be pretty..."i say in worry

Mabel Takes the journal from Dipper and reads "It is possible to follow the demon into a person's mind and prevent his chaos. One must simply recite this incantation."she says

"Ugh, this is just great. I spend all day cleaning sinks and fighting bats for Stan and now I have to save him from some crazy brain demon?"Dipper says annoyed

"Dude we all live here!"i say annoyed "plus Stan is fun to be around, we can't leave him like this!"i say

"and if we don't do anything Gideon might steal the shack! Or worse!"Mabel shouts worriedly

Stan Eyes still glowing blue, he screams

Dipper Sighs " Fine. Get ready, guys. We're about to journey into the most horrifying, disturbing place any of us have ever been: our uncle's mind."dipper says

"Dipper...!"i shout in a scolding tone

"What?"he says in a 'you should of expected that' tone

"You think I can take these Burrito Bites into Stan's brain? Thumbs up? Thumbs down?" Soos says as he Pauses then laughs"You know what, I'm just gonna bring 'em."Soos finishes

Cut to Dipper, Mabel and Soos around a sleeping Stan in the living room with the lights off and surrounded by a circle of candles

Dipper is Holding Journal 3, he opens his mouth to speak "Okay, guys, in order to save our uncle, we're gonna have to follow that... dream demon into his mind."Dipper says

"Uh huh!"

"I wonder what Stan's thinking about right now."Soos says

Soos Using Stan as a ventriloquist dummy, in a high voice " I love Soos like a son!"

he says

"Soos! This is serious!" dipper says

I huff

Soos Still using Stan's mouth in a high voice " Sorry! "

Mabel and Soos Laugh

" Yeah! "  High five each other

"Let's do this."dipper says as he Puts his hand on Stan's head

Mabel, Soos and i also put our hands on Stan's head.

Dipper Reads from the journal "Videntus omnium. Magister mentium. Magnesium ad hominem. Magnum opus. Habeas corpus! Inceptus Nolanus overratus! Magister mentium! Magister mentium! MAGISTER MENTIUM!"

As Dipper speaks, his eyes go blue, then Soos', then Mabel's and then mine the candles go out, and after the incantation, there is a blue explosion and the gang is inside Stan's mind.

Mabel and Soos make exclamations of awe.

"What the?"Soos says shooketh

"Whoa, this is Stan's mind?" Mabel states more then asked

"Yep!"i pop the 'p'

"I figured there would be more hot old ladies."Soos said

'Bruh'

"Remember everyone, we've got to look out for the triangle guy."Mabel says

" Yeah, look out for the triangle guy!" Bill says as he arrives

"It's him! It's the guy!" Soos shouts

Mabel"You leave our uncle's brain alone, you isosceles monster!" Mabel shouts

Runs inside Bill, seconds later comes back outside

" Gotcha! Wait, what?"she says

Bill"Ah, Stan's family, we meet at last! Question Mark, Shooting Star, Pine Tree, and the little

....uh ... Fox! Yeah Fox!

I had a hunch I might bump into you!"

'Hah! he didn't even know who i was!'

[Of course not! Your not part of the wheel!]

'fair enough!'

Bill Shoots a hole in Dipper's chest

Dipper Screams and he starts to  breathe deep

Mabel Sticks her hand through Dipper "Boop!"she let's out a noise

"Mabel!"dipper scolds

" What do you want with our uncle's mind anyway?"he asked

"Oh, just the code to the old man's safe! Inside the shack is a maze of a thousand doors representing your uncle's memories. Behind one of them is a memory of him inputting the code! I just need to find it and Gideon will pay me handsomely."Bill says

"And I'll predict you'll fail!"i say with a snicker

...I got ignored

"Not if we stop you!" Mabel shouts in anger and retaliation

"Hah, fat chance! I'm the master of the mind."Bill says  Blue flame start to encircle him

"I even know what you're thinking right now!"Bil says

"That's impossible, no one can guess what I'm thinking!"Mabel says

Bill makes Xyler and Craz appear.

"Whoa, where are we, bro?" Xyler asked

"We must be in heaven, 'cause I just saw an angel!"Craz responds as He points to Mabel

"I'm never letting go of your leg!"Mabel shouts as she hugs Craz's leg

"You're out of your league, kids. Turn around now before you see something you might regret. Later, suckersl!"Bill shouts a tount as he Crashes through wall of a mindscape Mystery Shack

I huff and run into the shack on my own not wanting to be apart of this episode anymore

'i just want a bit of space for a bit...'

[You always do...

I find it funny that you get random mood swings (?) When you want to be around people and then just want to be alone...]

'hmmmm...'

[Ok I'll go...⊂(・▽・⊂)]

'i already know they'll find the door so what do I do now..?'

'oh i know let's design a new weapon!'

Timeskip

it was a purple sword with a dragon handle to put it simply

' beautiful...!'

'Now to go find the rest!'

I walk around the shack and find dipper?

Dipper is walking around, finding a way out.

"Ugh! How do I get out of this place?"Dipper says in annoyance as he Opens doors

" Exit? Hello? "He says

I walk up beside him

He Opens the door with a memory of him chopping wood

" Aw, this again?"dipper says annoyed

"He's a loser. He's weak. I just wanna get rid of him."Stan says says

Dipper Starts to close the door

"Heh, yeah. Those are all things people said about me when I was a boy."Stan says

Dipper Opens the door "Huh?" Dipper let's out confused

"It was terrible. I was the biggest wimp on the playground!"Stan says A door of Stan's memory opens behind Dipper and i. It shows Stan as a kid getting bullied by other kids and running with tears

"So one summer, my pop signs up me for boxing lessons"Stan says.A door of Stan boxing opens.He is getting punched by his opponent.

"It was even worse than the school yard!"Stan complained

Young Stan"Left hook! " The boy says as he Punches his opponent

"Y'know, that time I thought my pop was trying to torture me"Stan says.A door of Stan at the theater opens.

"But wouldn't you know it? The old man was doin' me a favor all along!"Stan said

"Give me that bag!" A man demands as he tries to steal the woman's bag

"Help! My purse! Help!"Carla shouts

"Left hook!" Young Stan says as  He Punches the man The people all around Stan cheers for him. Carla gives him a kiss.

"You see it? That why I'm hard on Dipper. To toughen him up. So when the world fights, he fights back."Stan says

"Do you think it's actually working?"Soos asked

Stan Points at Dipper

Dipper in the memory Chops the wood in a half " I-I did it! Ha ha! Yes!"he shouts in joy

"He's really comin' along! When push comes to shove, I'm actually proud of him. Just... don't ever tell him that. His head is big enough as it is"Stan says

Soos laughs "That's true."he agrees

Dipper grins

"Told ya so~"i whisper into his ear

He jumps and falls into the memory facing with Stan.

"Whoa, kid, what are you doin' here? Nice hole in your chest, by the way. Let's fix that up."Stan says

Points his finger and the hole in Dipper's chest regenerates

"Wh-what the- How did you do that?"dipper says

"Word to the wise, kid.(dip) We're in the mind! You can do what ever you imagine in here!"both Stan and i say

Stan Creates a Pitt Cola and drinks it

"Well how about that?"Dipper says

A fighting sound and Soos', Mabel's scream is heard outside from the memory.

"Oh my gosh, what am I doing? I gotta stop Bill! "Dipper shouts and Runs out of the memory grabbing my hand and pulling me with him making me miss what Stan was about to say

Dipper Flies in  as i follow in roller skates

"Hey! Bill!"dipper shouts

'WHAT?!"Bill shouts shocked

"Nice bow tie!"Dipper says as he Makes a hole in Bill with laser from his eyes

Bill Screams

Mabel in a low voice "guys!"

Soos"Dudes!"

"Guys! I just learned that you can conjure whatever you can conceive in Grunkle Stan's mindscape!"Dipper said

Mabel In a low voice "Huh?"

"Just think of cool fighting stuff and it will happen. Like this!" Dipper explains further as he  Gets rid of the British dog man with laser

"Ha ha, he's dead now."Soos says

"What? Who told you that! Don't listen to him!"Bill shouts

"That's not how it works man"i say with a snicker as i summon my plasma cannon

And shoot him

"We can do anything?"Mabel says she Comes back to normal, along with her voice

' Like have kittens for fists?" Her fists becomes kittens; as she shoots them at Bill: "Po-pow! P-p-pow! Pow!"The kitten fists stick on Bill.

Bill Screams

Mabel The kittens on her hands start licking her as she laughs "Well hello, friends!" She says

"Anything, huh? Soos love stomach beam stare!"Soos shouts out as it Shoots colorful question marks from his stomach and knocks Bill off

Bill Covers his hole "Enough games!" He Shoots laser from his eye

"Hamster ball shields activate! "Mabel shouts Creates a hamster ball around herself

Soos and Dipper"Activate!" Creates a hamster ball around themselves

I chuckle and shake my head as i stomp my foot on the ground creating a giant wall of purple crystals infront of us all

The laser gets reflected by it and hits Bill in the eye.

"AH! Oh my eye! AAH!"Bill shouts in pain Mabel, Dipper and Soos' hamster ball disappeared.

"Rise, Xyler! Rise, Craz!" Mabel shouts orders Xyler and Craz rise from behind her back with musical instruments. They start to play synthesized music.

"No! Synthesized music! It hurts!"Bill shouts

"And now to imagine your worst nightmare! A portal out of Stan's mind!" Dipper Announces

'not really....'

"Out of Stan's mi-ind!"mabel sings

"Mabel! Everyone, together!"Dipper shouts The gang all starts to imagine. A hole below Bill appears.

"No, no, no! ENOUGH!!"Bill shouts in anger Makes everything white. He becomes yellow again

"You know, I'm impressed with you guys. You're a lot more clever than you look. Especially the fat one."Bill says

Soos Pokes Mabel in a whisper he says "He's talking about you!"

"So I'm gonna let you kids off the hook. You might come in handy later. BUT KNOW THIS: A darkness approaches. A day will come in the future when everything you care about will change! Until then I'll be watching you! I'LL BE WATCHING YOU..."Bill announced

Bill disappears, his words echoing

"He's gone! we did it!" Dipper celebrates Gang cheers and then they begin to disappear

I sigh knowing what's about to happen

"Stan must be waking up."dipper says

'My magic was turned down a bit while bill was near...'

I huff

'The neckless is getting more sensitive...'

As Mabel is saying goodbye to

Xyler and Craz

I'm rummaging through my bag and decide to replace it with a similar functioning one

The gang wakes up in the living room, shouting in surprise.

"We did it!"Mabel shouts

I huff and push myself out the couch and teleport my stuff in my bag even the other bag

"What? Did what? What are you all doing here? And why was I dreaming of two brightly colored and radical young men?" Stan says

"Grunkle Stan! You're okay!" Dipper says as he Hugs Stan

"What is this, a hug?" Stan asked

"Nope! It's a choke hold."dipper says as he Chokes Stan

Mabel and Soos laughs. Dipper stops choking Stan.

I snicker

Stan Chuckles " Not bad, kid. Not bad."he says

"I'm just glad Gideon didn't get into the safe. I really love this old shack."Mabel says

"Group hug! (Pause) No? I never know the right time!"Soos saysThe Shack starts to shake.

"Hey, do you guys feel...?-" dipper starts but gets cut off by An explosion happening behind the sofa.

Gideon"Oh, I'm sorry, Pines family. Did I wake you?"Gideon says in a teasing tone

"Not really..."i let out with a huff

"But.. we defeated Bill!"Dipper shouts confused and shocked

"Bill failed me! So I switched to plan B: dynamite!"Gideon announced

"What? Bill? Who? What are you guys talking about?"Stan asked confused

i shrug as a response

"Spoiler alert, Stanford! I've got the deed! *Shows the family the deed* The Mystery Shack belongs to me! So get out of my property! *By a handheld transceiver* Daddy? Bring it around the front."Gideon says

"Don't worry, guys! It's just part of the dream! We're gonna wake up any second now! Right? Right?"Dipper says desperate for this to not be a reality

Bud Gleeful drives a crane with a wrecking ball to the shack and smashes the Mystery Shack's sign.

They all Scream

And i growl in anger but push it down as this is much needed character development for them...

I let out a huff and clench my hands almost breaking my fingerless gloves with the force

"Someone pinch me, dude..."Soos asked

The broken sign falls in front of the gang.

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Also here

Kai:can we play simon says?

Lui:sure!

Lui:simon says the game is over!

Kai:....why?

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Hope you enjoyed

Sorry for taking so long

I just wanted it to have a lot more in it then normal

I failed...but what can you do?

Anyways

Good day and goodnight