I’m Batman

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'Wait. Why am I sleeping? Isn't this the perfect time to earn some money?' Ethan thought to himself. 'Although using my video powers to hack into rich people's accounts to make money is easy, it might leave a digital trail if I'm not careful'.

He got up from the bed and donned his suit and walked to the window and looked out to see if there is anybody in the area.

'Guess I'm lucky' he thought to himself. He activated his video powers to distort any cameras in the vicinity. He jumped from his window and used his smoke powers to hover over to the next building.

He jumped and hovered over the next 6 buildings before he heard a voice from an alley. "Hey empty your pockets and don't try anything funny because I can just take it off your corpse!" he saw a guy aiming his gun at a guy in a suit. 'Look like he just finished his work'. Ethan thought 'Welp, it's hero time.'

He used his video powers to distort any possible cameras. He then activated his smoke powers and jumped down and landed silently and used <Smoke Dash>

*Whoosh*

and rushed to the guy holding a gun, which spooked the guy and instinctively turned the gun to Ethan.

Ethan kicked and

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broke the hand holding the gun and turned to the guy in the suit. "Get out of here" Then he turned to the guy holding his dangling hand " F**K, motherf**ker. Who the F**k do you think you are? You SON OF A B**CH" he cursed Ethan.

"Who am I? I'm….. Batman" Ethan replied with amusement evident in his eyes. Ethan then rushed towards the guy and used <Sulphur bomb> and knocked him out.

Ethan then rummaged through the guy's clothes and pulled out his wallet. Ethan found a few hundred dollars in it and another 50 from the guy's pockets. 'I guess he has been doing this all night to get this much money or else he wouldn't be here threatening people at gunpoint' Ethan thought to himself as he put the money into his pocket and walked out of the alley with his hand in his pocket.

'Well if this is how much I can make from one guy, then I better get work' Ethan thought and continued to look for people 'courting death'. ' Man I sound like a young master. Yep, they are ATMs, perfect name.'

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Ethan came back to his apartment through the window and emptied today's haul on the table and counted his money

'50 ..60..73. Man! 12,373! .. and 2 cents. Good with this I can buy some shares from Stark Industries and I need a laptop. Guess I'll buy one tomorrow' Ethan muttered to himself and stashed his money and drifted off to sleep.

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Next day

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"Uugh, I'm bored" Ethan said to himself lying on the bed while catching the rubber ball that bounced off the ceiling. 'I bought a good laptop for 300$ and bought 10,000$ worth of shares but the market is still crashing and I'm not making any money'

'Although I still somewhat have 2000$ left, I'm still bored' he thought to himself. "Maybe I should look for a job. I mean the fight is not gonna be happening any time soon and I'm gonna be rich regardless, I should do something I like"

'I like baking, maybe I should open up a bakery. It was always on my retirement plans. But now I'm going to get money soon and I can relax as the world goes by.' Ethan thought.

"Opening one is out of the question. Currently, I do not have enough money to buy a spot, even if I could rent one, refurbishing it is not cheap. Another option is to work in one" Ethan muttered.

'Yep, I decided. Let's work in one' Ethan finished is monologue. He took the suit and put it in his bag. 'It might be the MCU but I don't want to take any chances'

He donned his normal clothes and walked out of his apartment. Just as he was locking his door, he heard a click beside him. He saw a middle aged man somewhere between 40-60. 'Must be Uncle Ben' Ethan thought. "Hey, you must be the new neighbour, I'm Benjamin Parker you can call me Ben" Uncle Ben introduced himself. "Hello, my name is Ethan Hunt and you can call me Ethan and you must be Peter's father". Ethan replied.

"Thank you but no I'm his uncle, his parents died when he was little and me and my wife have been taking care of him ever since". Ben said.

"I'm sorry to hear that," Ethan replied. "It's ok, anyway where are you off to ?". Ben asked. "Well, I'm off to find some work. Do you know any cafe or bakery that's hiring". Ethan asked. "Ahh, no I'm sorry I don't know who's hiring right now". Ben answered. "It's ok Ben, I was gonna find one on my own anyway, bye". Ethan said. "Well, good luck Ethan, bye". Ben replied. Ethan walked away waving his hand.