Introducing the Dead Gamer.

Yeah, I read my own novel and thought what the hell kind of Shitty shit did I make, so yeah I am rewriting everything. And some things will change like plot, timeline, and characters as well.

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As the sky was covered in clouds, the rain was pouring down, the thunder was cracking the sky everyone was inside their home, shops were closed the streets were empty. One such individual was also in his humble abode streaming Rust.

Meet Edward a 17-year-old streamer and an orphan, abandoned on the streets of a certain country which he was unfortunate enough to be born in he has lived a rough life, even went as far as to commit murder but now he is a successful streamer in the USA and makes a good amount to sustain himself while giving the rest to orphanages and saving some for future use.

"Ok guys that's it for today, so let's recap I bopped a guy, then eoka raided my neighbour, then got door camped by the same neighbour and now I am leaving the game, hope I don't get offlined and get the death screen tomorrow, I probably already jinxed it,".

Unknown to him that he had already jinxed it. As the stream ended Edward stood up from his chair and changed into a Hoodie jacket with jeans walked up to the door of his apartment opened it and went out with an umbrella. He was headed to the convenience store.

He kept walking as he arrived at a crossing looking to his left and right he crossed the road only to feel a sudden pain on one half of his body. Yes, as you guessed it, it was the infamous serial killer who sends people to another world Truck-Kun.

'Cold' was the only thought going through his head as he felt no pain from his injuries, slowly bleeding out as he passed to the after life.

'Sike' like imma let him die like that, I need content and this guy will be the sponge of content from which I will squeeze Za content out of this slav- Ahem!! MC that I have chose.

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An eternal eterni-

Ok ok, let's get this started.

Edward suddenly found himself in a white room and a human like figure who was also all white except the black outlines which made it possible to see him sitting on the floor in front of him with his big o smile and white teeth.

"Yo," the white human figure waved its hands and Edward was taken a back he wanted to speak but he couldn't for some, he checked his mouth but he there was no mouth there.

He started to panic.

"Oh, sorry about that I thought that you would start crying, screaming and start throwing a tantrum so I shut you up,".

Edward looked at the white figure and started doing some hand sighs saying, 'Open my mouth,' or something like that I don't know.

"Ok OK I get it I will give you back your mouth but you have to promise me not to scream and start going crazy, Ok" Edward nodded like a chicken and when the white figure snapped his finger he got his mouth back.

"Holy shit it feel good to speak again," Edward did what he promised he wouldn't, but he could care less as he noticed something strange.

'Hold up wait a minute something ain't right here,'

*Tries to breathe* *Tries to breathe again*.

"I can't breatheeee,"

"You're a soul so you obiviosly can't, now stop shouting," the white figure sceamed at Edward as Edward started stopped screaming.

'Wait up a second, got hit by a truck, he met random white dude, and I am a soul hmm..., Oh I am getting isekaied,'

"No you're not," the white dude just dropped a bomb shell on Edward's expectations completely shattering them. Edward suddenly turned into paper and slowly fell on the ground.

"And just when I thought I could go to DBZ, Naruto, Bleach, One piece and all those other cool Aniverses and use Kamehameha and Rasengan and beat the shit out of Aizen and have a drink with Shanks, *Insert inaudible paper Edward noises*."

"Isekai, Isekai, Isekai, Isekai, Isekai, Isekai, Isekai," Edward kept on muttering isekai and white dude got fed up and said,

"Well, you can't get isekaied, but I will give you one wish and that is all," and paper Edward instantly became big brain Edward and excitedly started thinking what he should wish for.

'So, what should I wish for, hmm, get isekaied in an anime world, but I will only get isekaied no memories or anything, even timeline will be different,'

'Wait if I wish for everything written on page 69 of my diary, hmm, that would be a good choice that way I can keep my memories, get reborn in the timeline I want(for Waifu purposes), with an Op cheat as well, yeah that should do,'

And just when Edward was about to say his wish, he stopped as something clicked in his mind.

'Wait up, when he said he would give me a wish he didn't place any requirements or restriction, so may be there is no limit to the wish, ahh, I was about to screw myself, I was too exicted and almost got scammed,'

'Why make such a small wish when I can have something bigger, like more wishes, or...,'

"I wish for...,"

Get yourselves ready ladies and gentlemen because up coming is the wish that will started this once shitty shit story.

So the wish is...

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Haha get cliff hangered. Although, some OG geniuses who have read the previous chapters may know about it.

And spolier, Karl is no longer there :(

And also you can now help improve this once shitty shit story by commenting your suggestion here so, just do it.

And also select a timeline right here.