17 Genocide time part 2.

So I am writing this chapter in jail. Why? Well, something like this happened:

So today at school while I was talking with my two friends, one of them made a mom joke. And the next second I was strangling him to death.

But he didn't die fortunately and unfortunately, he just went unconscious instead because the entire class came up to stop me, otherwise the results would have been different and my other friend, he tried but wasn't able to do bat shit being the gorilla with an innocent face I was.

So here is some very very good advice: Never make mom jokes in front of an Asian unless the Asian him/herself is making mom jokes but the chances of him leaving you alone by just making another joke or shrugging it off are still very low like 0.16%.

You see, mainly in India from a young age we are taught to respect our parents, mainly our mothers, and making a mom joke in front of us is like making fun of Allah in front of a Muslim. You are either half-dead or dead.

But still, there are a few exceptions, so few that you could probably count them with a few toes and fingers.

So please never make a mom joke in front of an Asian or I might lose some viewers which is a pretty damn bad thing.

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Special-Grade Cursed Tool: Murasame

Also known as One-Cut Killer, Murasame is a cursed blade that could kill a person with a single cut. Once the sword pierces the skin, a poisonous curse spread through the victim's body, killing them within seconds by stopping their heart.

But even though considered a Special-Grade Cursed Tool, Murasame isn't all that special. It works on the principle of a curse which as long as you have enough Cursed Energy(5 Sukuna fingers worth), you can resist.

Like how Mahito's Idle Transfiguration could be protected against as long as one applies enough Cursed Energy to protect his/her soul.

And for Sukuna who is the King of Curses and Poison, such a poison wouldn't even affect him at 1 finger's worth of strength. But for those who can't resist the curse whether human or Cursed Spirit will suffer the faith of death even the user will be affected if they are even scratched by it.

As such Murasame is deemed as a Special-Grade Cursed Tool. But the drawbacks limits it users and, hence, even among Special-Grade Cursed Tools Murasame can be considered only a bit higher than average and the only reason our broke MC can rent it.

As Fugaku and the Uchiha police force were arriving the disguised Satoru went to the center, and sat down, waiting for Fugaku to arrive.

After Fugaku arrived and analyzed the situation, he roughly understood what had transpired here. And before any prideful idiot could step in and get himself killed he stepped in and asked,

"Who are you and what is your goal in coming here,"

"Clan head should we really be interrogating this bastard, we should just kill him already for the sin he has committed," some random idiot screamed.

Fugaku dangerously eyed the idiot who had just spoken, effectively shutting him up and then looked back at Satoru who was smiling or more like putting on a fake smile.

"..." After a few moments of silence, Satoru finally spoke.

"You know, someone wouldn't just answer such questions by you just asking them, and when in front of multiple enemies in enemy territory,"

Satoru's way of speaking which was pretty cocky triggered many of the Uchihas but they all kept silent and waited for Fugaku's order.

"But still, it would help my mission more if I told you,"

Satoru stood up and continued,

"For my name, I will tell it to whoever survives the longest, and as for my goal..., I am looking for a certain person, no, more like a certain brat,"

"And who is this certain brat you are looking for,"

"As head of the Uchiha police force you should know about him, his name is Gojo Satoru a kid with white hair, and maybe recently had to be blindfolded because of some eye problem,"

There was a hint of surprise in Fugaku's face before it went back to his usual stoic face.

"I don't know who tha-,"

"Don't lie..., I have heard that a trouble-causing white-haired brat who was hospitalized just a few weeks ago because of some eye problem, and most of all his name was Uchiha Satoru a dead giveaway,"

"Now tell me where is he right now, if you do I will stop right here and not have to massacre your entire clan to find out,"

Satoru's words angered the Uchihas and three of them jumped in to fight him.

"Don't you dare disrespect us the great Uchiha, you bastard,"

They all held their swords in their hand and swung them, Satoru also swung Murasame but only scratched them.

"Hump, do you think such measly scratches would be enough to defeat us, you greenhorn,"

They went in for another strike but stopped mid-way and dropped their swords.

Then they clutched their chest as black markings started to appear on them and fell to the ground silent. Everyone was astonished by this sight and became vigilant of Satoru.

"If that's how you idiots want it then I will just have to ask the last person standing then,"

'Katon: Gokakyu no Jutsu'

'Katon: Endan'

Fireballs and jets of fire came towards Satoru as he ran away, but another group fired another volley of Katon Jutsus this time it came from different directions making it a deadlock.

'Equivalent Exchange: Disaster Water'

Water spread from Satoru's feet and formed a sphere around him protecting him from the fire.

'That right now was Suiton but I didn't see him make hand signs,' Fugaku thought as he analyzed Satoru's moments and attacks with his Sharingan.

'Plus that sword it has a strange effect, being able to kill a person with just a scratch in mere seconds combine that with his speed and power this guy if we don't take him seriously, we might be wiped out or at least more than half will die,'

'I will have to make him overexert his Chakra and push him into exhaustion or get that sword away from him, that is the only way,

'If I use this now everyone will find out but if I don't our lives will be in danger,'

'Mangekyou Sharingan'

Fugaku's Sharingan's three tomoe rotated as their pattern changed and he saw something that surprised him even more.

This man in front of him had no Chakra at all but something was present in his body, something ominous.

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