[no title & long ch]

My mind was in turmoil as I stared at the ceiling. The silence in the dark room was more than I could handle and my saving grace was currently sleeping on another side of the island. I didnt want to wake anyone up simply because I couldnt sleep, so I asked the system, 'Is there something wrong with me?'

-ding-

-The trauma from what happened earlier has set in. Suggested for host to be put into an induced coma for a few days-

'I see... Then please do so..'

-ding-

-Suggested for host to use ipod to play music before doing so-

'??? what?'

-ding-

-Host has ipod from mystery ticket exchange 2 years ago-

'Well damn...' I pulled the ipod out and blinded myself by turning it on. Taking the thirty minutes to set it up, I found the music app and started searching for music. Putting my bulky headphones on, I closed my eyes.

System was right to suggest music to sleep. Right now, silence was too loud for me and noise had drowned it out. Even though I was technically in a comatose sleep, I could hear the entire time. When four days had passed and I woke up, Sengoku was in the room reading a book.

I stretched lightly and took my headphones off. Sengoku was already aware of me moving, so he was standing and placing a bucket in front of me on the floor before I could even say anything. As if on cue, I threw up for over an hour straight. Once I stopped throwing up, I became dizzy and felt disgusting.

I tried to speak but my throat was sore, so I tried to stand up and go toward the door. Sengoku opened the door and waited for me as I slowly stumbled and followed after him. Once I made it to the hallway, he went to the next door and opened it, waiting for me again. This slow game of cat and mouse lasted for half an hour before I made it to the bathroom. He had already started a bath for me once I came in, so I tossed a bath bomb in and placed my soap, towels, clothes, an ash tray, glove, and pack of smokes, my ipod with a speaker, and lastly, the loofah on a stick, next to the bath and on the countertop.

Turn the bath water off, take a sip of tea, sync and start the ipod and speaker, sip tea again, scrub body and light a smoke as I got into the bath. After getting into the bath, I remembered the mystery ball and searched for it in the water with my eyes before grabbing and opening it. Oddly enough, it wasnt the worst thing but I'd probably not use it.. I like chokers but I'm not exactly the type to wear one. I finished off my cup of tea and ate a bite of biscuit.

"Feel better?" Sengoku asked from the doorway.

"Mm, I'm not sure..." I said.

"....So it does phase even you, huh," Sengoku said knowingly.

"...I never said it didnt," I said quietly and looked at the ceiling as a song turned on. (When the party's over by Billie Ellish) I quietly sang along and watched the ceiling.

Sengoku looked away and listened to the song. I ended up startling him when the next song came on. Honestly it was a complete 180 from the soft sounding music from before to loud music. (Choke by Idkhow) I pulled out a bottle of tea infused vodka and skipped a glass and drank from the bottle.

"Come on, put the alcohol up and get dressed. You need to eat," Sengoku said with a frown.

"Its tea vodka. I'll eat when I'm ready," I said as I got up and disregarded his presence as I dried off. 'System, use some tickets and get some outfits at random.. I need some new ones...'

-ding-

-Gained John Snow 'wall' uniform-

-Gained Geno's outfit-

-Gained Shiroe's adventurers outfit-

-Gained Ouran High school outfit-

-Gained Kirito (end of SAO) outfit-

'Thank you!'

I put on Shiroe's outfit; pants, long sleeve shirt, belt with bottomless bag, and a robe. I placed the staff in the bag with my booze and started hiding my shuriken. I placed the glasses on my face and felt like a new person. 'Damn what's up with these glasses?'

-ding-

-Villian in Glasses outfit. Glasses cause an increase in intellect, high thinking speed, and more strategic thoughts to occur-

"...." I didnt speak and adjusted the glasses, causing a few things to show better.

"Thats an odd outfit.." Sengoku said with a sigh.

I smiled a little and packed my things away, turned off the music, placed the ipod in my pocket and headphones around my neck. "So what's on the agenda?"

"....Go see those three before they wreck the island with their bickering." Sengoku said and fixed his own glasses.

"Indeed... Where they really that bad?" I asked.

"Sigh... Worse than your thinking probably," he said and moved out of the way from the door.

I nodded and stored my robe temporarily before saying, "Thank you for looking after me these few days." I dashed off into the shadows and left.

When I arrived at the port in a shadow, I called out to Aka, 'Hey buddy, let's play hide and seek tag.'

'Come here first so I can see you, jerk.' he said with a laugh.

"Okay, what did you want?" I asked him as I appeared at his side.

"Oh jesus fucking christ!" Aka said as he jumped.

"Jesus is christ so he cant do that unless you clone him. Clones arent godly so he couldnt and shouldnt do it." I said with a smile.

"I'm hiding from the three dilholes right now. Join me." he said and dashed off.

'I'll visit them first to give you time.' I said and stepped in front of the first target. "Morning," I said.

"Holy fuck!" Garp yelled.

"Pft! Fucks cant be holy, sorry," I said.

"When did you get here?" Garp asked.

"Now?" I said.

"Have you eaten? Bathed? Do you feel better?" he asked.

"No. Yes. Sort of." I said and waved, "I was given the job of stopping infighting between you three. I'll be off."

I dashed off and arrived in front of the other two, who were currently bickering and about to start fist fighting. "What a nice view of the ocean," I said with my back to them.

".... Your back?" Aokiji said.

"Hmm? Oh, my internal injuries are healed. Now I just have to bide my time for the external ones," I shifted my glasses and made them gleam, "So I heard you caused a lot of trouble while I was asleep."

"What's with the outfit and glasses?" Akainu asked.

"...I'm working and chose an appropriate outfit..." I said and looked away.

"Sengoku wouldnt give you a job when your injured." Aokiji said and raised an eyebrow.

"He asked me to stop you three from fighting.. I wanted to use strategy instead of attacking so I chose my strategist outfit," I said and smiled a bit, "Honestly, I've been drinking since I woke up..."

"....Does Sengoku know?" Akainu asked.

"Yes, he watched me open the bottle," I said and brought it out of my bag, "Too bad you have a meeting today. Let's drink after.... I'm off to play hide and seek with Aka. I'll be ninja from now until sunset."

"Okay. Then I want you to switch Sengokus glasses three times today." Akainu said with a smirk.

"Deal!" I said and put the bottle back.

"...Dont mess about too much." Aokiji said.

"No promises!" i dashed to the nearest bathroom and swiftly changed into Kakashi. 'I'm coming for you Aka. I've deafened myself, so you have an advantage.' I warned him.

'You'll never find me!' he said.

Thus the game of island wide hide and seek tag started.

---

The sun was setting, I had caught Aka less often than normal and was able to improve my hiding abilities. My scent gave me away though. Hilariously, I was able to switch Sengokus glasses right off of his face without the others in the meeting realizing and him not saying anything so I think I succeeded.

I was on top of the tallest building, drinking straight from the bottle with Aka drinking a bowl. I had tiny bites of biscuits and some tea oatmeal for each meal and felt much better. Right, I left a note in their pockets about where to find me once done but I dont know if they found them.

After three bottles were down and the sky was getting dark, I decided to head back. Aka however held me back saying to just wait another while. I agreed and drank another bottle quickly. I pulled the villian in glasses bag back out and put the empty bottles in before drinking another and putting the rest of my stuff up properly. Five bottles down and I'm starting to feel it. Aka agreed it was time to head back so we raced to the fours location, the meeting room with one other person.

We stuck to the shadows and didnt reveal ourselves at first. As they discussed random things, I decided to tap the fours shoulders to let them know we were here. Garp simply smiled a bit and laughed. Sengoku facepalmed. Aokiji coughed slightly. Akainu frowned a bit and left his work mode a little.

"This is Hawkeye Mihawk, the greatest swordsman in the world, why not ask for lessons?" Sengoku said.

I wrote, 'Im supposed to be secret tho,' and left it in front of Sengoku.

"Its fine. He can keep a secret." Sengoku said.

"Who are you talking to?" Hawkeye said and squinted while looking around.

I wrote again, 'Do you accept students?' and put it on the table in front of Hawkeye.

"If they have the talent and diligence... Who are you?" Hawkeye asked.

"I'm nobody." I said, still in my ninja outfit.

"...." Hawkeye stared at me, as I was a bit close to him.

It dawned on me that I was close and drunk so I dashed back a few meters and disappeared again.

"Is he shy?" Hawkeye asked.

"....I'm sorry... Um... Did any of you get his notes?" Aka asked from under the table.

"Notes?" Sengoku said.

"....Left pockets... he switched your glasses three times during the meeting earlier with the warlords too.." Aka said.

"He... Sigh... Oh man I'm parched. if only I had a cup of tea or something," Aokiji said after looking at the note.

I appeared between Aokiji and Akainu, placing a cup of tea down for them then giving one to Garp and Sengoku and stopped near Hawkeye, "....Do you drink tea or want booze?"

"What kind of booze?" he asked skeptically.

"Rum, brandy, whiskey, vodka, sake. They all taste the same so does it matter?" I asked.

"...I guess not, then surprise me." Haweye said and waved his hand toward the table.

"Have a bottle then... At least now I have a drinking partner." I said quietly and tossed him a bottle of whiskey, my least favorite.

"...." The others looked at me oddly while I sat a seat away from Hawkeye, on the other side of the table from them.

"Cheers..." I said and drank out of the bottle.

"Kid you must be crazy.." Hawkeye shook his head, "Your so young and your drinking?"

"I'm a mother fucking adult! God damn it!" I said angrily.

"...Was that elvish?!" Aka said outloud.

"Fuck!" I shouted.

"....persian?" Aka said.

"I am not a child so tell him to not treat me like one, please Aka," I said.

"Yes sir..." Aka said and spoke to Hawkeye, explaining I wasnt a child.

I shook my head and sighed before putting my headphones on and disappearing. I stayed in the room, actually I went under the table to lay with Aka. As I drank the rest of my bottle, the five discussed giving me lessons on sword styles and when to start. I eventually passed out, using someones legs as a backrest.

When I was rudely awoken, I realized I had somehow changing into my pajamas with my ninja mask and headband still on and curled up in someones lap. That someone apparently had his mind in the gutter, as well as the person who I put my legs on.. Both refused to look at me as I glared and watched them.

Someone seemed to catch on, "What's wrong with those two?"

"....they cant agree on personal matters and drag others into it." Garp said.

I noticed an incoming presence and vanished back under the table. Aokiji and Akainu crossed their legs and glared at each other before the door was thrown open and in came a yellow suited man. I frowned and watched from the shadow of the walls.

"Hoo another secret meeting huh?" yellow suit said.

"No, we were discussing the next part of training for the kid. Since you dont get along with him, we figured you didnt want to participate," Akainu said.

"Yeah, but shouldnt the kid be here?" yellow suit asked.

"Hes training right now." Sengoku said.

"Where at? I want to ask the kid about that light sword thing," yellow suit said.

"..." nobody said anything but Hawkeye was looking at everyone.

I popped out of the corner, "I'm training stealth, so listen carefully because I will never repeat myself. Lightsabers consist of a plasma blade, powered by a kyber crystal, that was emitted from a usually metal hilt and can be shut off at will. It is a weapon that requires skill and training, and is greatly enhanced when used in conjunction with the force, haki, or sword intent. The only ways to block the incoming attack of a lightsaber was with a weapon made with material that conducted energy. The power of the energy blade is so great that it could cut through almost anything. One important note about lightsaber wounds was that they rarely bled profusely, even when a limb had been severed. This was because the energy blade cauterized the wound as it passed, and thus even a severe wound did not tend to bleed heavily. I will not share the mechanics details. I will not give it to anyone, not even to look at. That is all I will say about it."

"..." he was scribbling on a paper quickly and nodding, then tried to raise a question but I disappeared already.

"What if I want to see its power for myself," Hawkeye said.

"Yellow suit man, fire a blast at me." I said as I appeared, light saber in hand. I switched it on and swung it a bit before sending the light blasts coming at me out the window toward the sky.

"Now I'll use haki with it. Go again," I said and took a stance. The light blasts were sliced through and caused the blasts to break apart into sparkles.

"I'll absorb the blast this time. Go again." I said and pointed the light saber at him. The blasts were absorbed into the light saber and sent to my body. I absorbed the light energy until my immunity reached 100% I smirked and put the light saber away before throwing the excess light energy into the sky to become lightning.

"Since I dont practice the force, I cant use it. I wont use my sword intent until I become Kenpachi. The first round was simply the weapon alone. That's all for a demonstration, I'm off to take a bath." I said and jumped out the window.

I landed on the roof of a nearby building and dashed off to the ships. Aka joined not to long later, warning me about Hawkeye wanting to take me to train for a few years. Sengoku and Garp agreed to it, much to Akainu's and Aokiji's displeasure. I had an idea but didnt know what they would say about it so I decided to just be sneaky.

While I planned in the bath, a couple people shivered and looked at each other.

I played When the parts over by Billie Eilish on repeat the entire bath and stuffed my face full of oatmeal. When Garp came to his ship, I was still in his bath. As he was exhausted, he ignored all of the signs and hints that I was in his bath. When I came out, I saw him sleeping so I quietly put my pajamas back on before laying on the bed without a pillow wall.

--

When I woke up, the room was silent and Garp seemed to still be asleep. The silence was deafening and I began to panic. I put on my headphones, turned the music volume up and curled up in a ball, hugging my legs.

I completely missed the signs of Garp being awake or that two people were standing at the door way. My eyes had tears in them as I very quietly sang along to When the partys over by Billie Eilish. When the song finished, another turned on and I calmed down. As I then sang along to Follow You by Bring me the Horizon and felt someone touch my side.

Jumping out of the bed and clinging to the wall, I looked at who touched me and noticed three pairs of eyes on me. Wiping the tears from my face, I got off the wall and turned my music off, "Is there something....?"

"No..." Aokiji said and left.

Akainu didnt say anything and left as well. I looked at Garp and he was turned away from me.

"What?" I asked.

"No, its nothing," Garp said and straightened his clothes before leaveing.

"I think they took the song lyrics a little wrong..." Aka said to me.

"....I give you full reign to use all of your power to capture the three after the meeting today and lock them in the meeting room with Sengoku. Reward is 10 fresh sushi rolls of high quality." I said seriously to Aka.

"Dont forget!" Aka said and ran off.

---

I spent the day meditating to collect my mind. It didnt help much but I've at least accepted that I regenerate. I cant accept seeing my heart outside my body or the fact that the people I care for are getting older while I'm not. So when the time came, I put on my Dazai suit and went to meet them.

As I entered the room from the window, I saw them fighting Aka to leave. I cleared my throat and smiled to the four, "Aka, here is your sushi."

I placed the sushi on a plate and gave it to Aka before turning to the three who were a out to leave, "Do you know what it's like to see your own heart outside of yourself but have to calm the people around you and pretend you didnt see anything?"

I didnt get an answer so I raised my voice slightly angrily, "Did you know silence can scream? It echos even when you play music as loud as I do. It drowns you worse than water ever will."

Sengoku raised his eyebrow and looked at the three, "What happened?"

"What happened?! THEY LEFT! I sang a fucking song without realizing Garp was awake and that Aokiji and Akainu were in the room and they just left!" I yelled at Sengoku.

Sengoku shook him head and sighed, stood up from his chair and came over to me. Before I could react, I was lifted up and brought over to Akainu, Aokiji, and Garp. "You three fucked up by not realizing he is mentally hurting. He isnt a child but he is one compared to you, so quit fucking around and look at what's really going on around you."

Akainu stepped forward and grabbed me by my waist, "Let me make it up to you. I know now that I messed up, so let me fix it."

My eyes watered and I started crying before hugging him and punching his chest, "Stupid! Stupid! Stupid tiger!"

Aokiji frowned and gently snatched me away from Akainu, "If he hadn't hurt you, that wouldnt have happened. I'm sorry I left, it was wrong of me."

I hugged him a little before more tears fell and I punched his chest as well, "Stupid! Stupid! Stupid lion!"

"Its both of your faults. Even I'm partial to blame, so stop pointing fingers. Ken, I was wrong to leave without saying anything. Can you forgive me?" Garp said and he gently plucked me from Aokijis arms and hugged me tightly.

"Stupid! Stupid! Stupid bear!" I struggled to hit him but he hugged me tighter until I could barely breath.

Sengoku smacked Garps head and took me from him, "You were suffocating him, dumbass."

I looked at Sengoku and started crying again, "Stupid wolf!"

"...." the four went quiet and looked at each other.

Sengoku hugged me and whispered to me, "Cry it out... Stupid wolf wont let the mean brats get you..."

I cried for a few more minutes quietly before starting to fall asleep hugging Sengoku. Sengoku turned slightly and said to the three, "There isnt a meeting tomorrow so I'll bring him to the meeting in two days. He has proven to be invisible when he wants to."

"Why does he call you a wolf?" Garp asked.

"No idea..." Sengoku said.

"Alexa, play hollow moon..." I said and my ipod turned on.

"Playing Hollow Moon." my ipod responded.

The four looked at my pocket oddly before Sengoku pulled the ipod out and the song started playing. I fell asleep during the song, so I didnt see their reactions but Aka said it was funny.

I did however wake up laying on top of Sengoku while he was sitting up at the headboard of his bed. He was asleep with his glasses on, so I gently took them off and laid them on the table. 'Hey, system, how much are those instant regen potions?'

-ding-

-100p per bottle-

'Thank you.' I said and carefully woke Sengoku up, "You should lay down to sleep otherwise you wont sleep well."

"Mm, alright." he said and moved down in the bed before capturing me, "You'll be cold without blankets."

My body was pressed against his and once again, I moved to get comfortable and woke the sleeping dragon.

---

"Bad wolf..." I whispered while being cuddled after taking a bath to wash ourselves. I was in my pajamas now and ready to pass out any second.

"If I'm a bad wolf, then what are you?" he whispered in my ear.

"I'm a house cat hehe," I said and buried my face in his neck.

He bit my ear and pressed against me, "Go to sleep little kitty or a wolf might have to eat you."

I shuddered then spoke, "Y-yes mister wolf!"

---

"Yawn~ Good morning." I said quietly and curled up.

"Morning," Sengoku said and kissed my forehead, "Did you get any sleep?"

"Mm I did. What about you?" I said and looked up at him.

"Haha yeah, I slept well," he said and smiled.

I leaned forward and kissed him, putting my hands up his shirt slightly to touch his muscled stomach. "I'm glad you slept well," I said and smiled a little.

He smirked a bit and lifted me on top of him, "Dont you know wolves are ferocious?"

"Nope. I dont believe you so I'm going to need some proof," I said and kissed him again.

"You're asking for it," he said and unbuttoned my pajamas, helping me take them off before unbuttoning his own pants.

---

"Its about lunch time now, what do you want to eat," Sengoku asked me while lifting me out of the bathtub.

"I'll make pancakes!" I said excitedly.

"No. You need some meat, you're too skinny," he shot me down.

"Ah boo... I dont know then..," I said and gave him one of my towels.

"So a surprise? Thanks," he said while thinking and took the towel, "Are you allergic to anything?"

"No but I dislike bacon unless its crispy," I said and looked at him.

He nodded and set me down before we both dried off and I put my Mustang outfit on. He looked at my outfit and smiled, "What kind of uniform is that?"

"Oh this? It's an alchemist military uniform," I said and took out one of the gloves, "This glove goes with it. The symbols on it basically amplify whatever is specified. So this is simply to make a flame from friction. That's why I dont wear it." I put the glove up.

"Huh. That's interesting, why dont you explain what an alchemist is while I cook?" He said and lead me out of the bedroom and bathroom.

While he cooked a few different small meals, I explained alchemy, alchemists, the uses, taboos, and legendary stone. By the time I was done talking, we had finished our food and had tea.

---

"I cant sleep..." I whispered.

"What's on your mind?" Sengoku asked me.

"Should I hold off on my goals for a while so I have time to spend with the people I care about? I mean I can learn from Hawkeye later..." I said and looked at him.

"Then spend a few years to learn as much as you can so you can come back faster and reach your goals," Sengoku said.

"But I dont want to go..." I said quietly.

"Then make the best of your time before you do leave," he said with a slight smile.

"Mm okay..." I said and leaned onto his chest.

"You feel cold, are you alright," he said and pulled me on him, rubbing his hands around my body and kneading my ass.

"I am cold, please warm me," I said with a smile.

---

"Morning~ Yawn," I said and yawned.

"I was thinking. Since people will see you during the war, itll be fine if they see you a week before it," Sengoku said.

"Yeah? But wouldnt the marines who joined think differently?" I asked.

"About what? A short person being in the marines or masked short person in the marines?" He asked with a smile.

"Masked short person.... I like it! Oh right, I forgot to ask if I should use a voice changer when disguised," I said.

"You have one," Sengoku looked confused.

"Yeah, I'll show you what it sounds like," I said. 'system can I have a voice changer to fit the mask?'

-ding-

-mystery ticket 2 years ago had gifted you one-

'Thank you!' The voice changer in hand, I put it on and spoke, "Its built so nobody knows what gender you are."

"That's freaky sounding..." Sengoku said slightly unamused.

"I can switch it to a deep voice or a high voice as well," I said and did so.

"Ths high pitch would work best for the disguise. Can you drink with the masks on," he asked curiously.

"I can. It's just hard to. When does the meeting start?" I asked.

"In a little over an hour. We have one more meeting once Boa Hancock gets here otherwise this is the last," Sengoku said.

"Oh okay. Then here, pancakes with tea. I'll get dressed first," I said and went to the bathroom.

After spending 20 minutes wrapping my body, I put on kakashi's mask, the voice changer, and the regular mask before putting the robe on. I doused myself in tea scented spray before making my way to the room to find Sengoku getting changed. "Did I take too long," I asked him.

"No, your fine. This will be funny though, how do you think those three will react?" he said with a chuckle.

"Haha I bet one makes a scene," I said thinking of an overprotective bear.

---

"Let's get this meeting started," Sengoku said while looking at the large group of people.

"Uh.. Can I ask who that is," Gecko Moria asked.

"No. Any other questions?" Sengoku looked around. I tilted my head and waved toward the group from Sengokus lap.

"Fleet Admiral, I dont believe its appropriate to have a child here for a strategy meeting," Dol Flamingo said.

"I'm not a child. Just very short. Besides, you already failed my test." I taunted him.

"Eh? What test little girl?" Dol flamingo said playfully.

"Who said I was a girl? Your string is everywhere in here yet you havent noticed me the last 4 meetings. Failure," I said and switched the voice changer to a deep voice then mixed then high again.

"You werent here for the last few meetings," Kuma robot said.

"That you saw, now back to the meeting," I said and disappeared, "Pay attention newbs."

---

After the meeting, I returned the stolen things to each person with a smile as they left. I was silently laughing behind my masks because of the faces some of them made when I returned things.

"So you showed yourself a bit early," Garp said.

"I did. Do you like my outfit," I asked him.

"As far as disguises go, yes. As far as likeing you wearing it, then no. Where are you sleeping tonight?" Garp said.

"I have a plan. See you soon," I said and disappeared. As Aokiji turned a corner, I landed on his shoulder and sat down, "Evening."

"Eh? Your very light, do you even eat," Aokiji asked.

"Haha that's what you have to say? fufu What a stoic lion," I said and 'fell' backwards, landing on my feet, "Can I spend the night tonight?"

"Uh.. Yes?" he said confused.

"You dont like my disguise," I stated and followed him.

"That's not it. I'll tell you later," he said and led me to a house. I followed quietly while humming and entered the house after him.

"One second.." I said and dashed around the house inside and out cutting thin string, "No peepers now. Come take a bath and we can talk."

He shook his head and led me to the room first, "I want to help lessen the pain.. But I dont know how, so tell me please, how can I help?"

"Actually, I came across some potions and took one last night. I'm completely healed. I also have a few more...." I said and smiled to him.

"...You came to me first...?" Aokiji said confused.

"Should I not have...?" I asked quietly.

"That's not it. Let's take a bath," he said and started taking my masks off.

I sighed and took off every part of the outfit and watched him strip down. 'oh my god his dragon got bigger!' I thought.

'Hey! Keep this line clean!' Aka yelled.

'Sorry!' I thought and reached toward Aokiji's body, placing my hand on his defined chest and abs. I bit my lip to stay quiet before I was lifted and princess carried to the bath.

He started a bath as we both scrubbed and rinsed before I was carried into the bath. As he leaned back in the water, I leaned against him and reached down to find his dragon.

---

"I cant sleep...." I said quietly. Aokiji had already fallen asleep and I didnt want to wake him up. Should have been quieter, I guess.

"What's going on?" Aokiji asked.

"I... I cant sleep...," I said again.

"Why not," he asked and pulled me closer.

"...I keep remembering the first time that we..." I said and looked away embarrassed.

"Oh I see," he said and put his dragon on my ass, "So your too horny to sleep as well."

---

"Mm, so cold," I mumbled as I woke up feeling a cold breath on the back of my neck.

"Morning," he said quietly.

"Morning," I said back.

He kissed my forehead and brought me to get food before leaving for a last minute look over of the marines. I had taken a nap while he was gone and slept decently.

--

"Are you sure you want to do that," Aokiji asked me.

I nodded, "I have to try it sometime."

"Alright, dont hurt yourself," he said and watched me.

I licked his dragons head and tried to fit it in my mouth, barely managing. I slowly started to suck on it, trying to get as much of his dragon in my mouth as I could. Aokiji noticed this and put a hand on my head, grabbing my hair, "Hit the bed if you want to quit."

I looked at him and started going again, his hand however was pulling and pushing my head up and down. Occasionally, slapping my ass and pushing my head down faster making me choke. As half of his dragon was in my throat, it started pulsing quickly. Aokiji laid his head back again the headboard and started to quicken the pace. I was already numb so I didnt mind when he forced his dragon in farther. Once the entire dragon was in, he released and pulled out slowly.

"Fuck, you really get me going," Aokiji said as he panted quietly, his dragon standing.

I drank a potion and coughed a few times, "Dont be in such a rush, we have all night."

--

When I woke up, I had a dragon poking me and an extra pair of eyes watching me. I looked into the eyes, "Should I call you master?"

"You forgot to lock the doors. Someone tried to peep on you last night," he said.

"I see. Thank you master. Who tried to peep," I asked curiously.

He looked away, "Garp."

"Mm, I figured. Thank you again Master." I said and smiled at him.

"Stop calling me that," he said.

"Then what should I call you?" I asked him.

"Call me Mihawk," he said and left.

--

"So Mihawk came in just to tell us Garp tried to come in," Aokiji asked.

"I think he was curious as well..." I said and laughed.

"You definatly cant go with him now," Aokiji said and captured me and tried to cuddle me to death.

--

I appeared next to Akainu and looked at the papers in his hands, "Those arent due for another few months."

He flinched and looked at me, "So you came."

"Should I not have?" I asked.

"Go lay down, you're still healing." he said trying to wave me off.

"And I came just so I could play with my tiger. Boo," I complained and laid on his lap, "I'm healed and have some potions now that almost instant heal all damage. Still sending me away?"

"You little! Fine, you want to play with a tiger, then here," he unbuttoned his pants and let his dragon loose, "Have all the fun you want but I need to finish a few papers."

I smiled slightly and got on my knees on the floor, slowly licking his dragon all over. I couldnt fit it in my mouth so I did my best to cover it in my saliva. Once his dragon was covered in saliva, I sat in his lap, slowly pushing his dragon in. Once I couldnt move, I leaned back against him.

"To hell with this..," Akainu said and brought my legs to my chest before slowly bouncing me in his lap. I bit my lip to stay quiet before he turned my head and started kissing me.

---

"If you keep doing that, I wont be able to hold back this time," Akainu stated as I curled up on the bed with him.

"I dare you!" I said and laughed as I bounced my ass on his dragon.

"You asked for it!" he said and dragged me to the edge of the bed, turned me onto my back and quickly put his entire dragon in. When I moaned a bit loudly, he covered my mouth and started to slowly thrust in and out.

As the night continued on until day, Akainu kept going roughly. At one point, he held my hips and at another he held my throat. I was so tired when we got out of the bath, I forgot to take the potion and fell asleep. Very bad idea.

I was rudely awoken by Akainu and when I turned to find out why, I tilted my head and asked, "Master, why are you here?"

"Look at yourself, do you even feel pain?" Mihawk asked as he glanced at me, his sword to Akainu's throat, "Come here so I can take you to a doctor."

"Master... I'm fine. Put the sword down and I'll prove it," I said to Mihawk before looking at Akainu, "Dont be a tiger."

"I'm fine here. What is it?" Mihawk said and kept glancing between Akainu and I as I stumbled over to the table and cursed.

"Damn receptors are off. What the fuck are legs anyways..." I said and sat down before drinking the potion, "Master, come over here and watch."

"What am I supposed to be looking for?" he said and backed away from Akainu towards me. As he was focused on Akainu, my body healed while he wasn't looking.

I stretched, "Mm.. Now can I sleep?"

Mihawk glanced at me, I could see he didnt pay attention at first because he was looking at the different escape routes. I sighed, "Master, I think your tired."

"No such thing... Come here," he said and came closer to me.

"Dont be a tiger," I said and looked at Akainu, before hitting Mihawks hand to drop the sword and force him to lay on the bed. "Master, if you will calm down and look again, I am not harmed."

Mihawk calmed down so I let him up and covered my sensitive areas. "But you... How?!"

"I'll explain when we leave after the war. Deal?" I asked.

"...Okay." He agreed.

"Now, if you will allow it, I'm tired...." I said and hopped into Akainus arms lightly and covered up before popping my head out of the blankets, "Good night master."

"....Stop calling me master... Bye..." Mihawk left.

"Dont ever tell me what to do," Akainu said and spanked me, "I'll punish you for that."

--

"Yawn~ My tiger is so fierce!" I said and lit a smoke, "4 left huh?"

"4 what left?" the not so sleeping tiger said behind me.

"Hours until the meeting with Boa Hancock." I said.

"Gives me three hours to have my way with you." Akainu said.

"Wrong!" Aokiji said as he stormed in.

"What the fuck is the meaning of this?!" Akainu yelled angrily.

"After the meeting, hes going to Garps for r&r. This is the last bit of time either of us has with him. So share," Aokiji said with an embarrassed and serious look.

"....That'll be impossible." Akainu said.

"No, if hes willing then he already knows what I'm thinking," Aokiji said and pointed at me.

"I havent slept in two days... Bluntly put, he wants head. You want ass. I'm putting a vial here, I wont be able to do it when either of you are done," I said and got on my knees on the corner of the bed and bent over, putting my hands behind my back.

"....Seeing him so submissive... Damn," Akainu said and put his dragon in me quickly.

Aokiji came over and unbuttoned his pants before putting his dragon in my mouth. Aokiji's hands in my hair holding my head up and straight. Akainu's hands holding mine behind my back while he quickly thrust in and out.

Three hours of constantly being filled, once they finished and pulled away, I lost all stability and fell on the bed while leaking. Aokiji tried to pour a bit of the drink in my mouth but I couldnt swallow. Akainu suggested holding my nose, pouring the vial in my mouth then placing his dragon in. Aokiji did it instead, forcing me to drink the vial before putting me in the bath with them.

"I'm going to sleep in the meeting. Since Sengoku cant get in trouble for it, I'll sleep on him. I dont want you to be in trouble or the dilholes to say anything about it.." I said and drank a cup of tea.

"...Fine.." Aokiji said and got out of the bath.

"Nobody would say anything after what you did the last meeting," Akainu laughed and brought me out.

We dried and I wrapped myself in the bandages and put the outfit on, "So troublesome..." I said in a high voice.

---

"Its nice of you to finally join us Boa Hancock..." Sengoku said as she walked in ahead of us.

I was on Akainu's shoulder as I watched her trademark 'looking so far down shes looking back' crap. I waved at her when she did that so I could mess her up. Sadly it failed, but we entered and I dashed to Sengoku and gave him a note. As he read it, he sighed and nodded.

I hopped into his lap, on one side and leaned into the crease between his arm and chest. "Thank you.." I whispered and closed my eyes.

"Get some rest. You worked hard," Sengoku patted my head then looked at the group, "This meeting is to fill Boa Hancock in on the plan and ...." I tuned out and fell asleep.

---

"Alright. Meeting adjourned. The war starts in 2 days, prepare." Sengoku said and stood up, holding me like a princess, "Any final questions?"

"Who is that person?" Dol flamingo asked again.

"I am called no face. I excell in stealth and speed. The rest is classified," I said with each sentence in a different voice.

"Are you male or female?" Hancock squinted her eyes when she asked.

"Neither. I am no face." I said and hoped onto Sengokus shoulder, "So who saw me move?"

Everyone went wide eyed and looked at me as I dumped my bag out and people collected their things.

"Stop doing that..." Sengoku said and sighed.

"I cant help it. I would have improved in 4 days so why didnt they?" I said quietly.

Garp nearly choked on his drink, "Nobody improves as quickly as you do, little monster!"

"Dont call me little, old man!" I yelled back.

"....What language is that?" Garp asked.

I lifted my top mask slightly, had Akainu lit a smoke and started puffing on it. "I'm not little and I'm not a monster," I said calmly.

"Sigh, anything reasonable to ask?" Sengoku said.

"Yes. What is... no face's... job during the war? It wasnt discussed at all." Mihawk said.

"No face currently is a hidden ace that will move by itself." Sengoku said.

"But it looks like a child... No offense no face." Mihawk said.

"I'll stay completely hidden and also have an array of disguises for on to go. I can assure you that I'll be fine." I said and put out my smoke, "also I prefer to just be called no face. I'm not an it, he, she, they, them, or whatever. I'm just no face, your friendly faceless ninja."

"Ninja isnt real." Boa Hancock muttered.

"Such a pretty snake..." I said as I appeared on the snake Hancock was sitting on. "What's your favorite food," I asked in parseltongue.

"I have been craving these small fruits with fur on them... Do you have some?" the snake said.

"I do have Kiwi. Is this it?" I said and had the system buy one before I presented the fruit.

"That's it!" the snakes eyes gleamed as I handed it a box of kiwi.

"Kiwi for you my friend. Be safe out there." I said and disappeared before standing on Dol flamingos head, "Does anyone want tea?"

"No face, come down before Dol tries to peek." Mihawk mused with a silent laugh.

"Yes~" I disappeared and landed on Garps chair, "Hey old man."

"Okay.. Dismissed..." Sengoku sighed.

--

"Hey, Garp, I need to speak with you...." Mihawk said as I pretended to sleep before dinner.

"What's the matter? Did this one do something strange again?" Garp asked suspicionly and pointed at the 'sleeping' me in his lap.

"....Sort of. But also about Akainu..." Mihawk whispered.

Garp frowned and dropped his food before carrying me to his room, Mihawk followed. Garp laid me down gently before moving my clothes a bit and looking at me, "The marks are gone. Good..."

"That's just it. The other night I heard an almost silent scream that sounded like his voice. When I checked it out, I thought he was a beaten corpse in Akainu's bed. Then he drank something and was fine seconds later..." Mihawk explained quietly.

"What?!" Garp yelled and I flinched. He turned to me and looked at me angrily, "What was that drink?"

"Instant regeneration... newly created since the last... issue... Why?" I asked.

"Not even going to ask how I know about it?" Garp asked.

"Four.. No, Five options. You peeked. Aokiji said something. Akainu said something. Master said something. or Someone else said something..." I said.

"Who is someone else?" Garp squinted his eyes more.

"You realize I'd purposely give the wrong identity just to send you on a goose chase right?" I asked.

"You cant keep secrets from your teach though," Mihawk said.

"That's also wrong. It's supposed to be master not teacher. And last I recall, you said to only call you Mihawk," I said.

"....Sengoku huh?" Garp said.

"Hes a wolf in sheeps clothing, I tell you," I nodded and smiled.

The room went silent for a while. I started fidgeting until Garp patted my head, "So why stay with me for two nights. I'm sure the others would love to see you longer before leaving."

"Everybody gets 2 days or its unfair to even you. Dont you want to see me before I leave for a few years?" I said and smiled faintly.

"....Fine. I need to talk to Mihawk first. Go take your bath," Garp said and waved me off.

"Aye sir!" I said and went to the bathroom while dropping my disguise pieces as I went. "Dont you know I'm no good for you~ I've learned to lose, you cant afford too~" I sang as I went.

"...." Garp shook his head and held up a finger for Mihawk to wait.

I hummed and turned music on, once again playing When the partys over by Billie Eilish on repeat. I made my bath and got in, hearing the duo discuss something.

--

I put on my pajamas and headphones, knowing they were still talking, and came out of the bathroom. The duo paused their talk for a moment then I pointed to my headphones and laid down. "I cant hear you... I cant even hear myself think..." I whispered, or thought I did. I went quiet and listened to music as I tried to fall asleep. I stared at the ceiling and began to panic. Looking around the room, I decided to have tea.

Taking off my headphones, I brought out tea and sat up. "So what horror story did you tell him," I asked Garp as Mihawk zoned out wide eyed.

"You're escapades with Akainu previously." Garp said.

"Oh... Well I'll be serious with you," I looked at Mihawk who blinked and nodded slightly, "What you saw is not my worst. If I told you about it, I doubt you would look at them the same."

"...I dont want to know..." Garp said.

"Exactly. Now I'm either drinking all night alone or with company. Up to you." I said.

"I'm going to speak with Sengoku. You two enjoy the booze," Mihawk said.

"hehe see ya later, master." I said.

--

Three bottles in and Garp was falling asleep. He made it to the bath under my request. Once he was in the bath, I got in as well and laid on him.

"I'm too old for that nonsense..." Garp said quietly on my ear.

"What nonsense? A bath or cuddling?" I asked.

"Both.. But it's nice," Garp said an pulled me closer.

"Its relaxing," I said.

"Mm.. Its time before we pass out here," Garp said and lifted me as he got up from the tub. We dried and got dressed before crawling into the bed. I snaked my way between his arm and chest and laid next to him.

--

"Morning.." I said quietly.

"You slept all day, its afternoon now." Garp said as he sat down.

I yawned and smiled, "So cuddle me."