16 **** (No Hentai Scene Unfortunately)

I was pissed.

I was really pissed. Why was I pissed?

Because I was being fucking watched when I was having my intimate moments with my girls.

The Hyuuga clan was a bunch of voyeur who got aroused watching others make love. What a bunch of bastards! This isn't a porn!

Anyway, I demanded compensation for being watched and they agreed without hesitation. Though they were looking at me with too much admiration.

I also didn't forget to rob Jiraya. Man... I can't believe he was peeping on me too.

Meanwhile, Jiraya was frantic as he didn't have any money to buy any underwear.

Muhahahaha... suffer my wrath Jiraya.

Now... I was on a quest. A quest of quenching my thirst for some mature female. To show them the prowess of my hyper weapon.

In order to get some mature 'pussy'... I had to show my mature side as well. I can't go and show my love if they don't even take me seriously. So, I used my otaku knowledge to learn original Naruto's advance Transformation jutsu which was hard as fuck...

It took me one week to learn it.

[True Transformation Lvl Max (Active) - Enables you to transform into anything you desire.]

Now then the only thing I need to do is find the lucky lady. I am not going to aim for some random girl. I need to have some affinity with the girl. You need two to tango.

First I transformed myself to look like my adult version only with black hair. I strolled around Konoha with my new appearance.

Finally after strolling around for an hour or so I found the one. She was hot. There was no other way to describe her.

She had a body to die for. Her seductive curves with her current outfit had my libido-kun wanting to get immediately into action.

She was wearing a fitting mesh body suit that hugged her body showing how amazing her body was. The only thing covering her delicious body was a tan overcoat and I have to say it only made her more seductive thinking what kind of secret might lie inside.

Her hairstyle was a short, spiked, fanned ponytail which suited her violet coloured hair. And those brown pupil-less eyes... I have no comment on that but she looked good, that's what matters right?

She was currently stuffing herself with dango and sake in the open restaurant. I have to say she was quite a dango addict.

I approached her as she only briefly looked at me.

"May I have the honour of sitting besides a beautiful lady?" I smiled at her.

She was surprised for a bit. "Sure! Why not? It's not like own the restaurant or anything."

As I sat beside her I ordered some dango and sake. "Hey! I have never seen you around here. Who are you and where are you from?"

"You know, it's impolite to ask others who they are without introducing yourself." I said grinning at her. She grinned back at me.

"Names Mitirashi Anko, a Konoha ninja. Now it's your turn pretty boy."

"My name is Rance. Where I am from..." I paused a bit and leaned at her.

"It's a secret." I whispered in her ear.

"Oh! Playing hard to get, huh? I like challenges and it seems like you will be quite a challenge." She said as she came near me licked my ear lobes. It seems my Charming Aura was working quite well seeing that a ninja like her seems somewhat attracted to me.

I acted unfazed by her action and gave her a charming smile. "I have heard that girls like mysterious guys."

"Oh I don't know about other girls but I try everything to unravel the mystery." She gave a challenging smirk.

The food I had ordered had arrived and Anko was drooling at the sight of the dangos I had.

"Here... I won't mind sharing with a beauty like you. But how about we have sake to liven it up." At my suggestion, she seems to perk up.

"I am starting to like you more and more." Anko grinned happily.

Hehehe... all according to my plan. Soon she will be putty in my hands.

I had decided that all the dango and sake were on me. And the expenses were quite a bit but with the money I got from Hyuuga and Jiraya, it was more than enough. The sake had no effect on me as I forcefully used my Gamer Mind.

Anko on the other hand was drunk but not too much. It seems it's a requirement for ninjas is to have alcohol tolerance.

"Hey~ I had a great time. We should do this often." She said as she rubbed by thigh trying to seduce me. But how could the great me be outwitted.

"Sure!" As I said that I gave her a gentle kiss on her lips. But it was more than that.

I had applied both Nirvana Lips and Sensational Touch on that kiss. And it was super effective.

Anko had a dazed expression with red hue filling her face.

I walked away a bit and just as I was taking my fifth step I was held by the sleeves of my clothes.

"Hey... why don't you come to my place? Who knows when we will be seeing each other so..." Anko was showing an embarrassed expression like she was a shy little girl unlike her previous brash and bold personality.

I smiled at her and gave a nod.

Tonight was going to be the most awesome night ever. Man! I am such a douche for doing this to Anko but it's the douchbags who have the hot girls, right?

I mean how the fuck do those stupid dense motherfucking protagonist even have a harem in all those anime? They never do anything to them. Something like that won't work in reality.

You have apply every nefarious plan in your arsenal to get hot chicks. Thats how it works according to me that is.

Meanwhile Jiraya was crying.

"I feel like I am missing the most epic moment of my diciple."