Any % Break In

Can someone tell me how I'm supposed to wade through these waterfalls?

No? Shit…

Yeah, it's Sara here with an update after Hoshi and I fucking dipped tell farm

I made it through the land of rivers about a week ago. I also suspect Hoshi will have some money problems dumbass

Guy lived three lives and forgot to go back for his money! Better for me though, seeing as how it got me a nice hotel and one of the best hot springs I've ever had the luxury of entering

..I can't wait to enter Hot Spring country

Moving, utilizing the henge that Hoshi taught me, I raided a few bars for information

I still don't have that technique quite mastered so the best I could do was get a rumor or two out of a few civilians but it was enough for what I was using for

A.K.A - Breaking into takigakure in the middle of the night and stealing a few things

Hey! Don't give me that! I know damn well that I'm not even a Genin in strength yet but the village relies on their waterfalls so much that their regular security is actually disgusting. Plus, one of the things I'm hoping to get will more than likely aid me in getting the rest

Anyways, that brings us back to the beginning

"Seriously, how the fuck am I supposed to do this without wading through like 50 of these things?"

Fuck it, I'll just send some Bunshin out. They certainly aren't perfect but I can easily tell if they slam into a wall / spikes or a pathway leading to the village

It was actually a kinda smart plan. Not more than a half hour later, one of the clones passed safely through the correct one and back out again. Nobody seemed to be directly on the other side of the fall which was strange but Ninja villages never make any sense when it comes to security - look at Konoha's defences. You've had twelve years to recover yet you let a genin steal your most precious artifact? Idiots..

It even happened before that with the Thunder Blade!

I passed on through the safe fall into a tunnel and began my journey to the village

The tunnel actually ended up being a large labyrinth of pathways. I ended up almost falling to bungee sticks or flyby Kunai many times when I was passing through the tunnels

They weren't as stupid as I thought then. One point to them

Eventually though, I managed to use bunshin to get me through the thing. Create a bunch of them and allow them to trigger all of the traps. If one path doesn't have traps and leads to the actual village, it should come back safely and not dispersed

Really a foolproof strategy I've created here…

Time! And there you have it folks, Sara's any % speedrun to break into Takigakure! The exact time is 34:56.89 which is a second place spot behind Hidan and Kakuzu, which I'll take gladly!

OK enough fooling around. I suppressed my chakra as much as I could and began walking around the outskirts of the big hole by the dirt walls

I could see the big glowing tree in the middle and it really did seem that it was hacked off the God Tree. The power just radiating off the thing was at least Chunin level from here

In time, I managed to make it to the base of the big thing, right in front of a small pool. Hoshi made sure to tell me as much as he possibly could in that year between unlocking our chakra and getting our farm burnt to the ground. This place was one of his little fan theories which he told me wasn't guaranteed to be there

Turns out he was right

I dove into the pool (My complaints about walking into waterfalls now invalid) and swam through the tunnel network underneath

Yeah, tunnel network

Hoshi explained his whole theory to me a few months after I got my chakra. He said that the only way they were hiding the fact they had a powerhouse or a weapon was if they hid em somehow

He mentioned multiple places including this one that he thought were logical to hide something / one

Good thing I remembered…

The tunnel wasn't too long, barely 10 seconds underwater, and the instant I got out?

Let's just say I was bombarded by the prettiest room in existence. There were sparkling crystals and dark green colors everywhere. There were framed collections of butterflies and different minerals lying dormant on the wooden walls of the hollow tree, making it seem like a wooden wonderland

Hell, this place even had beanbag chairs and shit! This chick is lucky as hell!

"Hello! Who are you?"

'Oh shit…'

My vision was assaulted by a blob of mint green hair and innocent amber eyes, making me fall straight on my ass

"Oh, uh.. I'm ah.."

"Oh how rude of me! My name is Fū! No last name~"

The now identified Fū stretched her hand out

"What's yours?"