(Nick Fury pov)
When Tony exposed himself like, "Hey, it's me, Iron Man, motherfucker," I wanted to give a bitch slap to Tony's ass. This white ass didn't even know how much trouble he caused me with his actions. The World Council came after my ass. Those assholes were so scared they were screaming to take Tony's suit from him.
Knowing genius Tony, I knew it was impossible. So, I proposed the Avengers team plan: make Tony a member of the Avengers.
Of course, those bitches rejected this idea, but after they remembered the mutant race, they agreed with a few conditions.
Then I received information from Coulson. Tony permitted a young couple, a child, and a man with fire power (not a mutant) to rest in Tony Stark's house. The young couple are Ritsuka Fujimaru and Morgan. That's all. There is no information about them or any billionaire with the name of Ritsuka Fujimaru, and no one knows how he bought all the stocks in Tony Stark Industries. Apparently, all of them had fake citizenships.
A human who is not a mutant but can use fire power and has abnormal strength. It almost feels like they came from the sky. Wait! I don't like where this is going now.
I swear to God, when I see Tony, I will slap the bitch! I can feel this is going to be another headache. I don't fucking care if the motherfucker is a super genius or Iron Ass.
I just hope they are human allies, and I will make them join the Avengers if they are not mutants. Of course, I'm going to blackmail them. Hahaha, no one escapes from Nick Motherfucking Fury.
That's what I thought, but when I entered Tony's house, everything went upside down. If not for the brat Ritsuka, I would have been dead meat.
I think the Goddess of Unluck kissed me so hard, and without knowing, I destroyed a little girl's toy, when I searched Tony suit to escape. This is going to be another unforgettable moment in my life.
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(Ritsuka POV).
Fury just stared at the floor because he faced some crazy shit after many years.
"Haaaahahahaa."
Tony, who had been silent all this time, finally laughed at Nick. Nick stared at him like he was going to kick his ass.
I gave a hand to Nick, and he stood up.
"Sorry for what my friends did, but you are also a part of this situation. So can you tell me who you are? No normal person can reach this far, and a criminal would never come without an escape plan," I said.
"Get to the point, human," Morgan said, as she didn't have time to wait for him to talk bullshit.
"Hmm, let me get to the point. I'm SHIELD Director, Nick Fury. We need to talk." Hearing this, everything became clear to my friends.
"If you are the Director, then why did you come like a thief into this place?" Da Vinci asked, putting her anger aside. She had met a few directors of organizations, but this was the first time she saw a crazy director.
"This is how things are handled in SHIELD. I wanted to have a private talk, so I came like a spy, not a thief, shorty," Nick Fury said.
"Okay, what do you want to talk about?" Tony said, but Fury just stared at Yinsen, who understood and left the hall.
"Stark, 'I am Iron Man.' You think you are the only superhero in the world?" Fury asked.
"Then are you a secret thief hero? If so, it's nice to meet Robin Hood's successor," Tony said.
Da Vinci laughed at this because she had met the real Robin Hood.
"In a way, SHIELD protects world safety. But I want to know who you guys are. I researched your backgrounds. Tell me who you all are," Fury asked.
"Fury, I can't trust you, but I can say we are allies to humanity, and we never harm the world," I said.
Then Morgan stood up and went to cook food for us.
Fury looked at me, sighing, "I don't know whether to believe you or doubt you. From my perspective, you guys are aliens."
"Fury, believe what you want. I know I can't change you with my words, but with our actions," I replied with a smile.
"Hey, they are not aliens, okay? I mean, aliens look different than humans, right?" Tony said.
"I can't fault you, Fury. But in our situation, we cannot trust others, but Tony is different. We became good friends," Da Vinci said, then she and Tony gave each other thumbs up.
If I told Fury about ourselves, then it's basically like telling ourselves to Hydra. Fury is not a Hydra agent, but he would definitely leak to the World Council, and that bastard whose name I forgot is one of them, so it's better to keep our secrets until we destroy Hydra. So I supported Da Vinci. Da Vinci, who learned about the world and understood how corrupted the government is, saw how mutants are treated. That's why she didn't like the government.
"Fury, I know it's hard to trust us without our background, but I promise you that we never harm the world. Because it's a waste to try world domination or some bullshit. Instead, we want to live a normal, happy life. But if anyone tries to harm us, then they should face consequences for their actions," I said with a serious face.
"Your gaze is that of a man who has killed, who has bathed in blood, but it still doesn't make me believe you. But I have a proposal," Fury said.
"And what are you going to trade with the famous Tony Stark?" Tony said.
"I want to create a superhero team, the Avengers, with all of you as a team. I actually came to ask both Tony and Karna, but after what happened earlier, I am going to ask all of you. You guys are as crazy as Tony," Fury said.
"Sorry, but no hard feelings. I'm not going to join your Super-secret Boy Band," Tony shot the offer down as he had bigger personal problems to attend to—he was dying from palladium toxicity from the arc reactor, which was keeping the shrapnel out of his heart. He needed to find a cure and he was not going to be a government dog.
"I don't understand. There are many mutants. Why don't you ask them?" Karna said, as he had also learned about the world under Jarvis.
"Because the World Council's rule is to not add any X-Men or people with mutant powers to the Avengers team," Fury said.
Wow, Avengers. Great, I waited for that.
"Thanks, Fury, for the offer. I like the Avengers name. My friends and I are not interested in being the government's bitch," I laughed.
"Understandable. How about being the part-time bitch?" Fury asked. "A... special agent, to help us face dangerous problems on Earth."
"Sorry, Fury, but we can't do that. Maybe in the future," I said, as we needed to settle ourselves in the new world and bring my friends too.
"Okay, but remember, I've got my eye on you guys." With that, he left us.
"Fury it was wrong door, you should use left door " Tony said and Fury nodded his head and left us
But I knew we were going to meet him again.