Chapter - 1: Into DXD Because Grail-chan Said So~

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I found myself in a conundrum.

I'm looking at a woman, naked and pretty, with doll-like features and albino coloration.

The way she's staring at me also doesn't help much as it's kind of freaky if I'm being honest. Looking around it's just the two of us, in that case it kind of makes it more awkward for me. She's also smiling...okay deep breath and now reply like a normal person.

" Who the hell are you?" Yes, I nailed it.

" Oh? I am surprised. Most people would've stared more or even reacted in fright at the sudden transition from being in there home one moment and then suddenly being transported to somewhere else without even a moment to think about it." The woman replies with a small smile on her lips. She sounds amused.

" Well, I've had crazier dreams if I'm being honest. Being in a situation in which I had a dream vaguely linked to my Mom trying to kill me because I forgot to lock the door, so I woke up and put the second lock on the door because I did that at the end of the dream. I've also been almost killed by various monsters and suffered sleep paralysis before so some random albino woman floating in a white void ain't that bad." I said stuffing a hand into one of my hoodie pockets, I still had my clothes on at least. This'd be a lot more embarrasing if I didn't. She'd probably be staring at me in a much lewder way. I can't help but wonder if the me then would find that to be a good thing or a bad thing.

' A good thing.' My brain and dick answered for me.

" Indeed," She giggles, " I suppose something like this wouldn't unnerve you much. I'm just used to humans reacting in a panic once they realized they've been whisked away from there home world for not only someone else's amusement or random bad luck - but also the chance they may have to do something that may or may not be dangerous."

My brain stopped for a moment. Not literally because I'd be dead or something, but as I processed the woman's words I came to a realization as I finally remember who she reminded me of.

" Hey, you wouldn't happen to be Irisviel?" I couldn't help but ask.

" Bingo!" She says happily as light shifts around her, and she suddenly becomes draped in this elegant looking white and red dress that shows off her mid-riff. On her hand is some sort of white cloth crown with a gold trim. " You're not the first to get that right, but not many jump to that conclusion right away so I must commend you for that."

" Thanks I guess, though I still don't really get what type of dream this is. I know for a fact you've never been in an elaborate dress like that except for the version of you that was essentially a kind of purified Grail in the Grand Order game, and I doubt you'd be the type of person to send people on dangerous missions or quests."

" Normally you'd be right." With a wave of her arms I see the world behind her twist and distort, a city forming behind her as if it had always been there. " However, I just like you soon shall be too, am subject to someone even higher than me. A ROB if you wish for a term to accompany their status."

Fuck.

" All they make me do is grant wishes, subconscious most of the time, but those wishes tend to be granted in such a way that the wisher has to grow through some grand trial to fully recognize their wish. As a near Divine being with access to the full power of the Grail there's very little I can't do, thus I make for a perfect way to get people to where they need to be for it's amusement..." here, her smile turned wicked, as her skin became paler and her eyes turn a sickly yellow that made me shiver.

" Normally..." she all but giggled, as her dress altered to black and gold," Normally I would do that~"

Floating next to me, she whispered seductively as my eyes started to drop.

" But, I don't wanna do that anymore, so," she appeared in front of me and smiled beautifully," Let me fulfill both of your dreams~"

The last thing I remembered was being pushed down and something soft greeted my lips.

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" Ugh... That dream again." I groaned, feeling my daily migraines attack me in full force.

My eyes began to blur, and my heart became to beat extremely fast. Even my muscles tensed up.

" You okay there, Neo?"

When the blur and pain stopped - Genshirou Saji, my only friend at Kuoh Academy, due to him being the only decent fellow around here - asked me.

" I blame Anime." I lied, with a small smile. He doesn't need to know there's a - Corrupted Holy Grail, in my soul and its hunger.

It needs it weakly Seven Soul Sacrifice. A thing that is basically keeping me alive.

Instead of a heart - I have a Corrupted Holy Grail...

Ain't I special?

" Ah, I see." Saji sagely nodded," You need some Coffee."

" I already drunk the holy nectar of the Gods." I groaned," What else can save me?"

" Uhh, a girlfriend?" He tilted his head, with that shit-eating grin of his," Or boyfriend. Whatever floats your boat."

I gave him a glare that made him chuckle," First: Fuck you, and not in that way. Second," I gave tried to look around at the girls looking at me with stars in their eyes," No."

" Why?" He asked.

I sighed. Having [Diluc Ragnvindr] looks can be a curse sometimes. It was a gift good ol' Alter Irisviel gave me for being such a 'good boy'.

She even gave me a name that made want to run for the hills and then kill myself out of cringe.

-Neo Ragnvindr Einzbern.

That is me...

" I think we know the answer to that," I said with a smile. A smile that made all the girls in class's nose bleed and feels lightheaded. Hell, I think a few of them faint.

" We been blessed... The Cold Crimson Prince smiled."

Hearing them, Saji's face twitch. He knows why.

Their all basic bitchs. Horny basic bitchs, If I may add.

" You know what my ideal women is?" I asked Saji who let out a confusing look.

Only did I realize everyone is looking at us with shining eyes. Even the guys who usually glare and curse at me are looking at me.

Creepy.

However, I said it anyways," Coffee and thick thighs."

" You sir have good taste." Saji saluted me. His smile beaming with pride.

Nevertheless, in hindsight - I shouldn't have said that.

" Neo-same! I can do both!"

" Bitch, please! My thighs are thicker than yours!"

" Hmph. My Coffee is better than all of yours."

" Huh?! What do you bitchs say?!"

Watching the multiple cat fights going on, me and Saji shared a look and then booked it.

While running, I sighed.

I really shouldn't have said that.

Remembering someone who has both things, I let a smile appear on my face.

-A man can hope, right?

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