A Problem

I was surrounded by bloodied corpses. There were corpses here, and corpses there. Oh and pieces of corpses over there! You might be wondering how the hell I went from having a wonderful date to this... gruesome scene. Sigh... Well... If you beg me I'll tell you.

Just kidding! Well you see...

It happened like this...

*3 Hours Earlier*

Saki and I concluded our lovemaking after I completely "cleansed" her of all her impurities. Since we were in the middle of nowhere, I had used a flaregun I had prepared from my satchel. The dogs that were waiting in the area picked us up and we dropped Saki off at home.

She could barely walk. She was bowlegged all the way to the door of her house. Poor girl. But she bit off more than she could chew for the first time. She kept begging for more and as a gentleman of course I obliged. She also recieved a Lover's Guardian mark in the process.

After that I had some loose ends to tie up at the office, you know... dogs to educate and kitties to cleanse. But shit took a wrong fucking turn right into my neck of the woods.

Cultists...

I'm sure you are familiar with hentai cultists. They gangbang hypnotized women and sacrifice them in a sex ritual or some other bullshit.

Well, it seems one of today's new dogs was one of their members. And... They tracked down my office. Good thing I gave my assistant the day off or she would have been fucked. Literally and figuratively.

When I got to the warehouse there was cultists and fat old bastards fighting each other. And with satan powers on the side of the cultists, my dogs were losing.

"Oi! What are you bitches doing in my office?" One of the cultists tried to charge me only to get a thread wrapped around his neck. His head popped off and the head that was in a hood was exposed.

The face of a lunatic. His face was still smiling as his head flew off. A group of three cultists broke off the group fighting the dogs and charged at me.

"~Obey!~" I attempted to use Geass on the three but for some reason it didn't work. I refuse to believe all three have a higher will than me! Something else must be at play here...

I instead had to use Crosstail to shred them to pieces.

"Useless dogs! Where are the guns?" For some reason they were all fighting a melee and there was no guns in sight.

Sigh...

I guess I have to solve this myself...

*Present Time*

And after that, it's pretty much the gruesome scene I previously described. I had tortured the last few of them to find out why they came but the guys kept suddenly dying when I tried making them tell me about their leadership.

I'm gonna have to relocate my entire operation. And from now on I will wear a mask when going to the office. I have nearly 100 dogs I can use to fight the cultists but I'm not confident about that fight. How many fucking cultists are in this world? I actually get scared when I think about it.

I also need to know why Geass didn't work on them.

(Fauna, you there?)

[I'm here Okino, do you need something?]

(I fought some cultists and Geass didn't work on them. Do you know why?)

[It's a lot harder to control the mind of somebody corrupted. The influence of the Demon God's impurities acts as a sort of shield from mental attacks by scrambling rational thought.]

(Haah! That certainly makes things harder. I'm already getting entangled with them, and I haven't gained enough power to fight them yet.)

[Okino-kun... If you want to get more power, there is a faster way than what you have been doing till now. However, it is quite dangerous.]

(Really, Fauna? What is it?)

[It's the Job Board. Many gods spanning the myriad worlds all have their own followers or champions. When one of those gods needs assistance they can't handle with their own champions, they can post on the Job Board, and ask other gods to lend their champions to assist. And the champions that are sent and survive will get a reward, usually in the form of one of the requesting God's skills. You would also get some points from every monster you kill.]

(So... I go there, help some people, possibly do something dangerous and if I survive AND complete my mission then I'll get a skill from a god as a reward. That sounds amazing and horrifying at the same time. Well, Fauna how do we start?)

[Before that there's something you should know. The missions are sometimes time sensitive so if I accept a Job for you, you will have to leave at a moments notice. Are you sure you are ready?]

(Will time stop here while I'm gone?)

[Yes, as one of the assigned goddesses of this world, I can stop time for this world temporarily. At most a year, but you really shouldn't risk staying that long on a Job anyway.]

(Nice! Go ahead and get a job for me. I'm ready to go.)

[Ok. I'm pulling a Job now. And... Got one! I'll issue it to your system and when you are ready, just activate the quest by pressing yes. And this is in fact a time sensitive mission. So try to be quick, okay? Okino-kun.]

(Don't worry I got this!)

{Job: Save the pilgrim, Anvil, from the goblin nest before she becomes a seedbed. Time until failure: 59 minutes, 32 seconds. Reward: Skill from user G0Dp00nslayer69. Would you like to accept the Job? YES NO}

Goblins? Goblins!! And that username... Anyway!

Hold up. Let me check the shop before I go. Where is it..? Ah! Hehe.

It's time to slay GAAAWBLIIIIIIINS!

{A/N: Well boys, It is time for a quest. A Gaawblin slaying quest. What skill do you think will be the reward? I'll give you a hint. The skill I've created is based on an ability that belongs to a race of blue skinned alien women from a popular scifi video game franchise. If anyone guesses correctly, they will recieve this cookie. 🍪}