Back to Business*

"What the hell are you doing?" asks Cthylla as she enters the hotel room we booked a few hours ago, after having just returned from some shopping.

"Let's be real, it's not the worst thing you've seen me doing," I say while pouring some whiskey from the mini-bar onto a Bible in a metal bowl, then salting it before setting it ablaze.

"Ahh! No!" screams the male ghost in a nun costume that had been haunting this hotel room before disappearing into nothingness.

Cthylla looks around in surprise after hearing the scream, then calms down, saying, "I better not ask. I'll go take a shower, be right back."

I give her a thumbs up and blow out the flames. These freaking ghosts are everywhere...

It took us nearly half a day to find a good hotel with a good view of the ocean, and the first thing I encounter is some perverted male nun ghost trying to scare me.

So, I helped it to move on by burning the Bible it used as a medium to stay in this plane.

But this was not the only ghost here; there were at least ten more, and two of them were pretty ugly ones, who seemingly drowned in the pool here...

Maybe I should get the brothers here to deal with the rest of them...

I sigh, take Bobby's notebook, and then drop onto the bed. We drove here directly after the Ikea incident without taking a break, so I also had no time to process everything that happened.

First, the vampire stuff, then the Reaper, and directly afterwards, the Suit being in the Ikea dimension... Yeah, I'm ready for a vacation.

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Vampire:

Traits: Look like humans at first, shark Fangs and some have claws, shine in the eyes, extremely strong and fast

Weaknesses: Needs blood, sun, dead man's blood

How to destroy: decapitation, probably burning

True name: Enzir

First encounter: Grand Island, Nebraska

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Reaper:

Traits: Humanoids that can change appearance, true appearance of an ugly skeleton, can kill people with a touch, can heal people, neutral being

Weaknesses: Binding ritual, True Immortals

How to destroy: -

True name: -

First encounter: Ford City, Nebraska

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Ikea Staff:

Traits: Faceless Humanoids in different shape and forms, no organs or bones, good costumes, simply clones, aggressive at nights, passive at day

Weaknesses: Helpless without leader, Easy to fool

How to destroy: Everything goes

True name: none

First encounter: Ikea dimension

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Suit Being:

Traits: Faceless Humanoid with a suit and tentacles, had its own dimension

Weaknesses: can't be destroyed but locked up

How to destroy: -

True name: -

First encounter: Ikea dimension

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I place the notebook down and watch my beautiful girlfriend emerge from the bathroom, wearing only a towel. She begins to sway her hips when she notices my gaze, while walking over to her bag to retrieve her favorite flower-scented shampoo.

Then, she walks back to the bathroom seductively, coming to a stop at the door and asking, "Are you coming?"

Not needing a second invitation, I utilize my vampire blood-enhanced speed to appear next to her in an instant. She then grabs my hand, smiling, and leads me inside.

***

I undress as she drops her towel, before stepping in front of me to give me a deep kiss.

Returning the affection, I use my telekinesis, which has become like an extra limb after using it extensively in the Ikea dimension, to turn on the hot water in the shower cabin.

We continue kissing as we step inside the warm stream of water, then let go of each other to enjoy the relaxing water.

Then Cthylla opens the flower shampoo that she was still holding and puts some in my hands, then pours some into her own hands too.

Afterwards, starts massaging the shampoo into my hair, and I do the same for her until I reach the end of her shoulder-length hair. Then take more shampoo and move further down her beautiful body.

When I reach her firm breasts, I give them the same treatment as her hair, by massaging them slowly to ensure I don't miss a spot.

And of course, I didn't forget her nipples and playfully pinched them to clean them too.

"Mhm~, you're pretty naughty today... I like that," Cthylla says, moaning, while her hands wander down my body towards my already erect member.

She teases it with some strokes, causing me to close my eyes in bliss.

And even with my eyes closed, I can see her mischievous smile as she puts more shampoo in her hands and starts to foam it with the right movements.

After a while I move down to her ass, grab it and press her body against mine, while remotely adjusting the shower head to wash away the shampoo on us.

Then I kiss her and lift her up, while turning her towards the door.

We continue kissing while I move her up and down, to rub her clitoris against my eagerly waiting friend. Making her place her arms around my neck while breathing heavily.

After a few seconds of grinding, she lets go of my lips and grabs my face, asking, "Do you want to only tease me today, or do you also want to fuck me?"

"Mabe bot," I say, but because she presses on my cheeks, I can't speak clearly.

She rolls her eyes at this, and I use the moment to press her down on my penis. "Ah~... mhm~..." The unexpected penetration makes her moan loudly, and her body goes limp for a second.

Then she leans her head down on my shoulder and looks like she is in heaven. So, I continue moving her up and down rhythmically while using her ass as a holding point for my hands.

"Mhm~, yes! Yes! More~... don't stop~" she moans, as I continue to thrust into her while pressing her against the cabin door.

*Crack*Crack*Crash* After a few more thrusts, the cabin door gives in, and we fall through. And I quickly turn us around at the last moment to break our fall with my body.

"Ah~~~," but she seems not to notice it and arches her body back at the same moment, reaching her orgasm while closing her eyes to enjoy the moment completely.

Basically, the most fulfilling reaction you can experience as a man.

After a few seconds, she opens her eyes again and looks confused at the different location before dismissing it with a shrug.

Then she looks down at me and raises her eyebrows a bit as if noticing something strange. She moves a few more times up and down before saying, "It seems someone is still full. Let me do something about that."

She rises from her comfy sitting place and then kneels down. "Thanks for the meal..." she says before taking my penis in her mouth and starts to sucking me off.

Making me completely forget that I was lying on a broken glass door.

***

For the next few months, we basically did nothing except enjoy our vacation on the West Coast, screwing and dealing with the occasional ghost that tried to scare us.

Since there were no signs of her father or his followers, it was unusually peaceful. However, this also raised suspicions that Cthulhu might be planning something.

So, we decided to visit Bobby again to get some updates and retrieve the grimoires and witch books I had left at his place, which I had completely forgotten about…

I still couldn't channel external sources, so I hoped that some of these books might help me with that.

"Damn, it seems I really forgot my CD collection in one of the hotels. I need to call them later, maybe they can send it somewhere close," says Cthylla, while shaking her ass, as she tries to look for her Taylor Swift CD collection at the back seats.

Which I had accidentally thrown out of the window while she was using the restroom at a patrol station…

"Yeah, it's really a shame. I was just starting to enjoy her song 'The Outside,'" I say, trying to sound believable.

"Really? Don't worry, I'll buy you the single later. Sioux Falls has a music store for sure," she says happily and gives me a kiss on the cheek.

"Yay, can't wait for that." My acting skills should be damned...

The next moment, I grabbed her to hold her in place while abruptly stopping the car.

"Ah!? Why did you stop the car so suddenly?" she asks, surprised. And I gesture towards Bobby's scrapyard, where three visitors are standing next to his house. 

But they're not human...

"Bobby Singer, come out, come out, wherever you are," says a short-haired blond woman while stepping with one foot on Rumsfeld's neck. 

She doesn't even care that a car has stopped nearby, and only one of her two male friends starts to come our way.

I look at Cthylla and say determinedly, "Let me handle them. Grab some blessed water from the back, and only interfere if necessary." She nods without trying to argue, and we both exit the car.

And I walk toward the demon, while Cthylla heads to the trunk.

"I'll give you two seconds to disappear, or you will regret bei—" *Crack* I stop his evil speech by using the palm of my hand to break his nose before kicking his calf, dropping him to his knees.

He first grabs his bloody nose and then looks up at me, saying angrily, "You b—" *Bang* but I interrupt him again, shooting him in the head with a vessel-destroying bullet.

The other two turn around, while the demon lying next to me opens his mouth, and black smoke comes out of it before flying up into the air.

"Deal with him," says the female demon. And with my new eyes, I can see her true face, which resembles a ghostly, disfigured woman instead of the pretty face of her vessel.

Hearing this, the other male demon walks forward confidently and stretches his hand toward me, while his eyes turn black. 

Then looks surprised when nothing happens… "Oh, I think you tried this..." I stretch my hand toward him and catapult him towards me. 

*Bang* Before stopping his flight with a bullet to the head. 

The demon escapes the body too and flies away, while I turn toward the last one, saying, "Step back from the dog, or you will die here."

Let's see how my body will react if I shove a demon into me with telekinesis...