I will save a damsel in distress!

"Fuck!!"

"Fuck you, Leonardo!"

After sarcastically talking to his smartphone and mimicking the lines of the main character in a light novel, the guy then lost powers in his legs and slumped down due to an emotional breakdown.

He instinctively turned off his phone and closed his eyes while his heart is still heavy from the heartbreak brought by an edgy light novel.

After a day of lazying around, he got up and sniffed his underarm.

"Not yet stinky. Unlike Leonardo."

He then walked to his faucet, brushed his teeth, removed his eye gunk, and finally got out of his house.

He entered a mini market after walking a few streets from his home, flipped the closed signage, changed to his uniform, wore his face mask, and finally got to the counter.

After a time of waiting, a chime of bells coming from the entrance door rang.

"Welcome! Please look around!" The guy said.

"O-Oh, Yes, thank you ~," A middle-aged woman said.

'Wao, I can't get enough of those arms~'

She looked around the store and brought a hand of banana to the counter.

"U-um, I'd like to have your banana ~"

"Yes, madam, it's 50 coins."

"Can you package it with your arm? ~"

"Arm? Ah, yes! Will a plastic bag be enough?"

"I don't like it with plastics, tho~ "

"Oh, then I'll just use paper bags, madam. It's good to take care of nature."

The middle-aged woman then slipped the coins into his outstretched arms slowly, really slowly. Then she let go, after some hesitation.

"Come back again!"

"Okay~"