I Want To Kill My Author

It's Finally Done! 9000 chapters of one lucky dude's rise to glory and power! Sufferu took a long draw on his cigarrette as he sat back in his rickety office chair. He sat in this thing more than he laid in his own bed the past 5 years. But it was worth it. He had finished his novel. Sufferu let out a big sigh 'phew, if only I were the main character in this, life would be grand.' "Oh you think so? Come have a taste of the crap you put me through!" Follow Sufferu as he finds out just what it entails to go from a weak nobody to a powerhouse, and all the pain involved. Maybe he should have been kinder to his characters?